Posted in Art, Prose, Satire

Sad, Sorrowful, Saturday Satire on the Sabbath!

Isn’t it ironic that one can exaggerate and ridicule to their heart’s content but in essence only really expose their own stupidity and vices!

Are you talkin’ about me!?

Whether it’s comtemporary politics; a myriad of other stinging issues; prevailing vices; and/or about the follies, jollies and for some woman, the falsies, of the human existence in an ever-expanding universe of energy, frequencies and vibrations!

And yes for some … fibrators!

And you know who you are!

So, wake up!

Do get up!

Man up!

Lady’s of the Lake on roller skates face caked with make-up for God’s sake on the Sabbath, no less … Wait!

Woman up!

But most importantly …

Lighten Up!

My basic essence is satire enough!

Posted in humor, Writing and Grammer

Tongue in Cheek? 👅

Sometimes what I post is just ‘tongue in cheek’ humor! Other times, just my thumbs in my backside cheeks!

Either way, some people don’t always know how to take it!

Rare … medium rare … well done

Over easy … scrambled … hard boiled

😊… 😂 … 🧐 … 😳 … 😩 … 🥴 … 🤮

👍 … 👎🏼 … 🖕🏼

😇 …🥰 … 👿 …🤡 … 👹 … 👽 …👻 …🙀 🧚🏽‍♀️🧜🏼‍♀️🧟‍♂️

💩💩💩

Posted in Health, Information, That’s Life

Again! You’re Talking to Yourself!

When morning, noon and night my wife is harshly saying, “You said Pam!!! Who is Pam, anyway!?”

There is no Pam!

Or asking for the time, “What time is it?”

It’s nine!

No! It’s 8! And is it morning or night?

You see, Cute Judy Lee is always an hour behind. She’s “a rocking” on Chicago central standard time.

No! She then wants to know, “Why are you talking to yourself? Is it Pam in the morning, noon and night?

So … am I crazy or what!?

Well!

We are all having an ongoing dialogue with ourselves in our mind. And occasionally we talk aloud, like,

“Where’s the damn remote!?”

But I just do it a lot more frequently. Like when I’m composing this post!

Crazy!?

No indeed!

Research has shown that it is more a sign of intelligence, not “follow the signs” to a mental hospital.

Also test have shown that if two groups are taught the same task:

… one group told to perform the task only thinking about how to do it…

… the other to talk their way through the task…

Well! The talkers do a much better job by far!

As my grandson, Deangelo, once asked, “How do you seem to know so much!?”

Well Dee …

It’s mostly bullshit!!!

Posted in alphabet, Prose

Y R U!?

Y R U!!?

O …

Y

R

U!!!?

D?

O

U

C?

Z zzz 😁 zzz 😂 zzz 🤣 zzz 😂 … Zzzzzzzzz!!!

Oooooooooo!

G … e … e!

I …

R

U

R

A

🌰!!!

R

I

R

A

D… J

R

A

B…J

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S … U … R … E!!!

O … P … U 👃🏼♨️

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Posted in apology, Prose, Quote

Dah!?

The Thoroughly Misunderstood Blogger???

Is this your itinerary for today? First to the left then straight ahead, right?

Pondering … Bigger than ‘Puddling’ … Yet smaller ‘Riverling’ 👍

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him crap!?

👏…👏… 👏… ✊✊✊… 😹😿😻… 🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽……… 🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻

My Itinerary for today, for sure!!! 😜😛🤪