We are mainly just a product of our time:Addicted to almost everything at least some of the time. And even addicted to time, most of the time! Do you actually know what the hell you’re talking about, at least, part or some of the time? NO! Onward, Christian Woodchucks, Marching Off To Blog Wars… So,…… Continue reading Are You Addicted to Almost Everything?
The decline and fall of The Mysterious Blogger:What a difference a post story makes. Yes! But you’ve got no story! I know!But I’ve got stupid art and stupider quotes. Hence, I unashamedly go where no post has gone before… “With My Sword by My Side or Sides!” “Out of the Box But in the Casket!”…… Continue reading What a Difference Some Cups Don’t Make!
Yes! The Day My Blog Stood Still. Again! Coming to a post near you…But surely not 👉🏽 You! Click, click, clickity clack… A really Slow Muse Day! Desperate times do require desperate posts! Ted … The Happy Ghost With the most! Are you kidding me? No wonder your post views are in a nose dive!
The following is not a joke! The following is ‘oh so’ true! Yes! Why are you always clicking with PAM? Why am I what!? You’re always clicking with Pam? Who’s Pam? You know … PAM! And how do I click with Pam? You just do? I hear it all the time! Do you hear it…… Continue reading Why Are You Always Clicking With Pam?
It seems to me that more and more today, we mostly see the world through our own personal worldview and politics. And we choose our news networks and talking heads the same way!Objectivity be dammed, slammed and thank you ma’am! This, I feel, distorts and obscures our thinking process and provides an imperfect vision of…… Continue reading Through the Cable News Worldview and Politics Darkly!
Three tall towers in NYC did so miraculously happen to fall ‘free fall’ on 9/11… Jeffrey Epstein did so happen to commit apparent suicide, having been ‘on but then off’ suicide watch as the camera that watched his cell went blank and the guards did not visit every 30 minutes or so as required just…… Continue reading Just a Flicker of Lies!
Real and imagined from South Florida, WordPress, Earth, Mars and the Multiverse of Madness Beyond: Courtesy of Dr Strange and other paranormal entities in my hellish dreams, nightmares and subconscious schemes! But the most cherished and noteworthy are the: 👻…🙌🏼…🎊🤗🎊…🙌🏼…👻 You’re either out-of-the-box, in a casket box, and/or completely out-of-your-mind!
Yes! As I continue my posting quest with my sword by my side or sides! Like a dead green lizard lying in the grass as I walk along Weldon Circle’s byway! Inspired!? Hell no! But coming soon anyway: Continue onward like a squirrel emoticon admiring his nut as he prepares for Sunday Brunch, the next…… Continue reading Thus Ends Another Fruitless Saturday!
A nursery rhyme for a nursery dick …… no duck:Three blind ducks, Three blind ducks, Hear how they quack, See how they run! They all ran after The farmer’s wife Who tried to cut off their heads With a carving knife Did you ever see Such a pitiful sight in your life As three stupid,…… Continue reading Just Three Typical Blind AC/DC Ducks
It’s All About Time! I’ve always made a point of not wasting my life, and every time I come back here I know that all I’ve done is to waste my life. Biff, Death of a Salesman, Arthur Miller Success is never having to say you’re sorry? Now that is stupid! And I am definitely…… Continue reading Success or Just the Death of a Blogman!
An absent-simple-minded simian eating beef jerky and not long for this Earthy! A wolf in the bush anticipating a tasty monkey bushmeat rush! Yes…… Beef jerky and monkey bushmeat are the perfect salty jungle snack. They come in a variety of flavors (teriyaki jerky, anyone?) and have a long shelf life. That is if you…… Continue reading A Beef-Jerky Eating Jungle Jerky Monkey!
But first, try it on your dog!What about my cat? Yes! What About Your Cat! Well…… It doesn’t always work if you are run-of-the-mill psychopathically cute and insane! Also, learn the acupressure points for each of your toys for a healthier and happier stuffed animal! And what is acupressure anyway? It’s acupuncture using your fingers!…… Continue reading Acupressure for the Healthy and Clinically Insane!
It used to be “Fish on Friday!” Catholics or Not!Then it became fish and fries… And then it morphed into burgers and fries … so more of us, Catholic or Not, just up and died! So goes the food so goes the brain so goes the waistline and weight you do gain yes burgers and…… Continue reading Eat Fish on Friday, That’s No Lie!
Why do I write posts that seem to die when submitted to the host? Why do I get so few comments and likes? Sometimes I write posts that seems to be clear. In my mind they are, I hope, organized and dear. And in some respects, maybe even persuasive. But only a small group, I…… Continue reading Why Do You Not Care?
The President and many of his loyal followers are taking every legal, and maybe illegal, means to overturn the results of the 2020 Election! “Make America Authoritarian Again!” Democracy’s First Cut! The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine. George Bernard Shaw Us Pigeons of the US, in Order…… Continue reading What Election Results Are You Talking About?
Inspired by a blogger reply to “The Doctor is Way Out,” Compliments of Mojammel, for who the journey has just begun: We need to change our lifestyle for our good health. Thanks! WARNING: OPINION FOLLOWS AND LIKE I DIDN’T ATTEND 8 YEARS OF MED SCHOOL! —————————————————- Yes! Lifestyle, lifestyle, lifestyle and maybe only see your…… Continue reading First Do No Harm? You Say?
Or was it monkeys! But still unknown is from what did politicians and the politically powerful evolve or devolve from?
Three blind ducks … Three blind ducksSee how they waddle shuffling in the rough. Their poor little ducklings were run over by a red pickup truck. They then all went blind after seeing a buck naked ‘farmer’s wife.’ Whose husband then run amuck with a carving knife. Did you ever see such a sorrowful sight…… Continue reading Oh No, Three Blind Ducks!
What’s in an Award: Real, Imagined or Otherwise? I had all of these pictures so I had to use them! So … Waste Not, Want Not! —used to say that if a person never wastes things he or she will always have what is needed. a·ward /əˈwôrd/ verb Give or order the giving of (something)…… Continue reading Worthiness, Worts and Awards!
Troubling thoughtsStir my mind Of life’s ruin Decay and despair! Yet, Somewhere a fox Wistfully naps tonight! While I hear only ‘Low mow’ murmurs … whispers Sensing AGT ghostly sights! Like “Simon the Cow…ell” Lake Eerie hot-cold spooky stares! Yes! There are indeed Troubles stirring This morning’s air! And Yes! … Yes! I do “Wish…… Continue reading The Scent of a Lion!