Just a Few Miscellaneous and No-Underwear Wearing Blogging Awards

Real and imagined from South Florida, WordPress, Earth, Mars and the Multiverse of Madness Beyond: Courtesy of Dr Strange and other paranormal entities in my hellish dreams, nightmares and subconscious schemes! But the most cherished and noteworthy are the: 👻…🙌🏼…🎊🤗🎊…🙌🏼…👻 You’re either out-of-the-box, in a casket box, and/or completely out-of-your-mind!

Thus Ends Another Fruitless Saturday!

Yes! As I continue my posting quest with my sword by my side or sides! Like a dead green lizard lying in the grass as I walk along Weldon Circle’s byway! Inspired!? Hell no! But coming soon anyway: Continue onward like a squirrel emoticon admiring his nut as he prepares for Sunday Brunch, the next…

Just Three Typical Blind AC/DC Ducks

A nursery rhyme for a nursery dick …… no duck: Three blind ducks, Three blind ducks, Hear how they quack, See how they run! They all ran after The farmer’s wife Who tried to cut off their heads With a carving knife Did you ever see Such a pitiful sight in your life As three…

Success or Just the Death of a Blogman!

It’s All About Time! I’ve always made a point of not wasting my life, and every time I come back here I know that all I’ve done is to waste my life. Biff, Death of a Salesman, Arthur Miller Success is never having to say you’re sorry? Now that is stupid! And I am definitely…

A Beef-Jerky Eating Jungle Jerky Monkey!

An absent-simple-minded simian eating beef jerky and not long for this Earthy! A wolf in the bush anticipating a tasty monkey bushmeat rush! Yes…… Beef jerky and monkey bushmeat are the perfect salty jungle snack. They come in a variety of flavors (teriyaki jerky, anyone?) and have a long shelf life. That is if you…

Acupressure for the Healthy and Clinically Insane!

But first, try it on your dog! What about my cat? Yes! What About Your Cat! Well…… It doesn’t always work if you are run-of-the-mill psychopathically cute and insane! Also, learn the acupressure points for each of your toys for a healthier and happier stuffed animal! And what is acupressure anyway? It’s acupuncture using your…

Eat Fish on Friday, That’s No Lie!

It used to be “Fish on Friday!” Catholics or Not! Then it became fish and fries… And then it morphed into burgers and fries … so more of us, Catholic or Not, just up and died! So goes the food so goes the brain so goes the waistline and weight you do gain yes burgers…

Why Do You Not Care?

Why do I write posts that seem to die when submitted to the host? Why do I get so few comments and likes? Sometimes I write posts that seems to be clear. In my mind they are, I hope, organized and dear. And in some respects, maybe even persuasive. But only a small group, I…

What Election Results Are You Talking About?

The President and many of his loyal followers are taking every legal, and maybe illegal, means to overturn the results of the 2020 Election! “Make America Authoritarian Again!“ Democracy’s First Cut! The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine. George Bernard Shaw Us Pigeons of the US, in Order…

First Do No Harm? You Say?

Inspired by a blogger reply to “The Doctor is Way Out,” Compliments of Mojammel, for who the journey has just begun: We need to change our lifestyle for our good health. Thanks! WARNING: OPINION FOLLOWS AND LIKE I DIDN’T ATTEND 8 YEARS OF MED SCHOOL! —————————————————- Yes! Lifestyle, lifestyle, lifestyle and maybe only see your…

Oh No, Three Blind Ducks!

Three blind ducks … Three blind ducks See how they waddle shuffling in the rough. Their poor little ducklings were run over by a red pickup truck. They then all went blind after seeing a buck naked ‘farmer’s wife.’ Whose husband then run amuck with a carving knife. Did you ever see such a sorrowful…