Just a Little…? The Silence of the Lamb Chop! Just Lately…? Could it be that dreaded …. Alz…heim…er’s thing, I do shutter to say … by the by? No, by the way!? Just another vote of confidence from Cute Judy Lee, my daughter, Amy, and Oreo, the overly emotional support dog, on this slow-muse Monday!…… Continue reading Have You Noticed That Dad Has Been Acting a Little Strange Lately?
Tag: The Horror
The Horrors of Mad Clown Disease 🤡
One of the most insidious blogging diseases out there. And one of the earliest symptoms of this dreaded affliction? This blog! It can even afflict squirrelly squirrels as most of you already realize! And most cats … for sure!
Sometimes the Early Worm Does Get the Bird!
Yes! Indeed!However, the early bird seems to breed a lot faster! Also, many scientist believe that birds evolved from Theropod dinosaurs. And yes, maybe the same can be said of many scientists! But this is a worm not a bird!And don’t you know it and I surely didn’t…… The Early Worm Gets the Bird is…… Continue reading Sometimes the Early Worm Does Get the Bird!
Why Do You 👉🏽 🧐 Sometimes Hate My Posts?
Wait! The heading is just some clickbait to try to get you to click on and read this post! And to release some dopamine for a quick fix before you continue, a little bit let down, on your merry way. This particular ‘little news day!’ As I’ve posted too many times before, we now have,…… Continue reading Why Do You 👉🏽 🧐 Sometimes Hate My Posts?
Whatever Happened to “Honest Hal?”
For some unknown reasons that fathom me…in the 2nd grade some of my teachers and fellow tiny classmates used to refer to me as Honest Hal. Was this just a subtle form of bullying ahead of it’s time, somehow? No, someHal? Now ‘Honest’ was debatable I do feel and I did not do anything to…… Continue reading Whatever Happened to “Honest Hal?”
Just Keep Those Creepy Crawly Spiders A Comin’!
The Horror ……Spiders (order Araneae) are air-breathing arthropods that have eight legs and chelicerae with fangs able to inject venom. They are the largest order of arachnids and rank seventh in total species diversity among all orders of organisms. Spiders are found worldwide on every continent except for Antarctica, and have become established in nearly every habitat with the exceptions of air and…… Continue reading Just Keep Those Creepy Crawly Spiders A Comin’!
Mumble and Stay Humble!
That way… you won’t be misunderstood even in the hood! So few words … So little rhyme! Sometimes simplicity is simply stupidity! Miscellaneous, Misinformed or Simply Misunderstood!
Comments From ‘The Howdy Doody’ Peanut Gallery!
Why this picture? Well! Howdy Doody was an American children’s TV program (with circus and Western frontier themes) that was created and produced by E. Roger Muir and telecast on the NBC network in the United States from December 27, 1947, until September 24, 1960. It was a pioneer in children’s television programming and set the pattern for…… Continue reading Comments From ‘The Howdy Doody’ Peanut Gallery!
The Blog From Psycho!
When in doubt … Do Nothing! Ghost Ted Says: 🎈👻******************** Psycho Blog Quotes:Norman Bates: People always mean well. They cluck their thick tongues and shake their heads and suggest oh, so very delicately… Norman Bates: Mother! Oh, God, Mother! Blood! Blood!! Norman Bates: A boy’s best friend is his mother. Norman Bates: We all go a little mad sometimes.…… Continue reading The Blog From Psycho!
The Sixth Nonsense!
I See Dead Bloggers!They’re everywhere! So, do beware! They’re here …they’re there … Some even sitting on that chair! Hopefully starring I know not where! In search of a post an idea a chance for a dopamine fix which will never satisfy the ghost whose finger clicks clicks forever in search of nowhere! David Redpath…… Continue reading The Sixth Nonsense!
‘Cause, That’s Where the Money and Honey Is!
Just Another misfortunate, cursed fortune teller that should run for Congress or ‘For the Hills?’ ‘Cause… That’s where the money and honey is! Gee Willikers? No! Sloe Gin Fizz!
Again! Back by Unpopular Demand: Tesla’s Pigeon Critical Reviews!
Critics Rave or is it Just Stark Raving Critics? You should know!👻👻👻 This has to be one of his most disturbing works I’ve seen to date. It is both beautiful and terrifying. I’m voting for “mortified!” Theatrealtair, Video Times & Rhymes *** 👻👻 Rarely if ever has a subsequent art piece been more disturbing than…… Continue reading Again! Back by Unpopular Demand: Tesla’s Pigeon Critical Reviews!
Don’t Post With the Fishes!
Actually it is, “Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes!” The original text in Mario Puzo’s book The Godfather (1969) read: “The fish means that Luca Brasi is sleeping on the bottom of the ocean,” he said. “It’s an old Sicilian message.” My grandfather, Santo, who strangely departed on Santa’s Christmas Eve, 1924, knows what that means, exactly! So stay…… Continue reading Don’t Post With the Fishes!
Please Don’t Cry Over Sour, Spilled Milk!
Back By Unpopular Demand: I guess my blogging has morphed into Twitter! Laugh or is it cry out loud? The fine art of dumb blogging! This is an exchange on a recent blog post: (My over the top reply for which I should surely die!) To hell with politics… To hell with Democrats Republicans Socialists…… Continue reading Please Don’t Cry Over Sour, Spilled Milk!
Why Did Mom Duck and Her Seven Ducklings Dare Cross the Road?
Because it was there? No! Because that’s what ducks do! Today she has seven cute ducklings Tomorrow maybe five The next day a lucky three And the day after that? Maybe one lonely duckling with momma by her side! Why you ask?People too clueless and crass who don’t have the time or inclination to stop…… Continue reading Why Did Mom Duck and Her Seven Ducklings Dare Cross the Road?
Are You Addicted to Almost Everything?
We are mainly just a product of our time:Addicted to almost everything at least some of the time. And even addicted to time, most of the time! Do you actually know what the hell you’re talking about, at least, part or some of the time? NO! Onward, Christian Woodchucks, Marching Off To Blog Wars… So,…… Continue reading Are You Addicted to Almost Everything?
What a Difference Some Cups Don’t Make!
The decline and fall of The Mysterious Blogger:What a difference a post story makes. Yes! But you’ve got no story! I know!But I’ve got stupid art and stupider quotes. Hence, I unashamedly go where no post has gone before… “With My Sword by My Side or Sides!” “Out of the Box But in the Casket!”…… Continue reading What a Difference Some Cups Don’t Make!
The Day My Blog Stood Still! 💩…👺…🤮
Yes! The Day My Blog Stood Still. Again! Coming to a post near you…But surely not 👉🏽 You! Click, click, clickity clack… A really Slow Muse Day! Desperate times do require desperate posts! Ted … The Happy Ghost With the most! Are you kidding me? No wonder your post views are in a nose dive!
Why Are You Always Clicking With Pam?
The following is not a joke! The following is ‘oh so’ true! Yes! Why are you always clicking with PAM? Why am I what!? You’re always clicking with Pam? Who’s Pam? You know … PAM! And how do I click with Pam? You just do? I hear it all the time! Do you hear it…… Continue reading Why Are You Always Clicking With Pam?
Pinks Really Do Exist!
The Octagon finally admits:They’re real … Pinks Exist! The US military has officially published three UFO videos. Why doesn’t anybody seem to care? https://theconversation.com/the-us-military-has-officially-published-three-ufo-videos-why-doesnt-anybody-seem-to-care-137498 I knew it all along! You do know you’re bonkers, don’t you?Look! Galaxies are categorized according to their visual morphology as elliptical, spiral, or irregular. … This follows a 2016 estimate…… Continue reading Pinks Really Do Exist!
