Oh, The Horror…👹👹👹 DISCLAIMER: The following does not necessarily represent the view(s) of this poster who maybe once was or in the future will be a monkey or a resident of California! And let’s just put religion and science aside! This is no more than my lame attempt at humor! Let The Truth Finally Be…
Tag: The Horror
Constantly Seeking Pam•Spermia!
My wife says I continuously whisper the name Pam! Who is Pam!? I know you have a special machine that you constantly communicate with Pam! ???????????? I called a local church recently to ask if my bedridden wife could maybe call people in need! She has an excellent manner and way of talking to almost…
Oy ‘Eek’ Vey on Election Day!
Please … Don’t forget to vote. Squeal like a Church Mouse… In person …… -or- Remote! Vote E-Cup-I-Can or is that E-Cup-a-Cratic? Yes! What a sight… What a fright… even a Church Mouse would be ah squealing! -or- May we, forever, rest in disorder! So… Practice Politics as Unusual!
Whatever Happened to “Honest Hal?”
For some unknown reasons that fathom me… in the 2nd grade some of my teachers and fellow tiny classmates used to refer to me as Honest Hal. Was this just a subtle form of bullying ahead of it’s time, somehow? No, someHal? Now ‘Honest’ was debatable I do feel and I did not do anything…
Mark Twain Performs For Our Time!
http://www.marktwainperforms.com I hate to hear people say this Judge will vote so and so, because he is a Democrat — and this one so and so because he is a Republican. It is shameful. The Judges have the Constitution for their guidance; they have no right to any politics save the politics of rigid right…
Three Knocks at 3 in the Morn!
An unknown knock at the door could be positive negative or forevermore. But an unknown three knocks at three in the morn. Please, do be forewarned!
It’s Just My Fool’s Logic Updated!
You first have to become a fool… before you can become a master!So wander around in a daze because “Happy Days Are Near Again!” The Effect of Attention Span: According to a study by Microsoft, the average human being now has an attention span of eight seconds. This is a sharp decrease from the average attention…
The Left-Winged Paranormal Fly that Changed America!
A demonic manifestation or just politics as unusual? Only time and Raid will tell! What do you think? Yes! What do you think of the fly and/or the stink?
For All Has Been Written Before!
Say What!!! Shout the greedy liability lawyers! Quoth the Defense for the defenseless … Nevermore!? For indeed even this has been penned twisted into a U-bend dropped kicked smashed stir-fried gulped down by our poor dog Pee Wee on the floor Before! May he rest in peace sick on the floor! Quoth the veterinarians, There’s…
The Un-Wonder of It All!
The Un-Wonder … ******* ****** ****** The Bold and the Beautiful … ****** ****** ****** The Sorrowful Horror … A Mad Squirrel and his advisors! ****** ****** ******* The Semi-Final Solution … Sleep? Wake Up and Smell the S#!t! Hey! I don’t mask around people ’cause I’m an ass!
Humpty Dumpty Trump!
A Simple Nursery Rhyme for Our Simple Times: Humpty Dumpty Trump sat on a stump reading a book with Covid-19 and Biden wearing a mask and ah hiding! 👶🏽…👩🏼🦰…👨🏼🎨…👨🏽🦳 Everything should change Nothing should stay the same Everything should change Even politicians, they should change! The poor become the rich Conspiracies just unfold Cause that’s…
Autumn in Florida in October in Distress!
From Maryland where it is truly October fest But now Live in South Florida Where it’s Anybodies guess! ‘Overuse Your Art’ Thursday!
