Pinks They 🤡 Really Do Exist!👽

The Octagon finally admits:They’re real … Pinks Exist! The US military has officially published three UFO videos. Why doesn’t anybody seem to care? I knew it all along! You do know you’re bonkers, don’t you?Look! Galaxies are categorized according to their visual morphology as elliptical, spiral, or irregular. … This follows a 2016 estimate…… Continue reading Pinks They 🤡 Really Do Exist!👽

The Sixth Nonsense!

I See Dead Bloggers!They’re everywhere! So, do beware! They’re here …they’re there … Some even sitting on that chair! Hopefully starring I know not where! In search of a post an idea a chance for a dopamine fix which will never satisfy the ghost whose finger clicks clicks forever in search of nowhere! David Redpath…… Continue reading The Sixth Nonsense!

The True Horror of STD! 😱

HAL’s Believe It or Don’t Believe It Cause I Don’t Give a Damn! Come on man! Did Wilt Chamberlain Really Sleep With 20,000 Women!? Dah…Surely not sleeping sleep!At 7’1″, Wilt Chamberlain may have been the most dominating and amazing basketball player of all time. In his legendary career, Chamberlain scored 31,419 points, including the unbelievable…… Continue reading The True Horror of STD! 😱

Plan 9 From Outer Blog… Space!

Plan 9 From Outer Space: 1959 Drama/Fantasy/SciFy (1h 20m)So horrible that it is a good flick to end the day! The epitome of so-bad-it’s-good cinema, “Plan 9 From Outer Space” is an unintentionally hilarious sci-fi “thriller” from anti-genius Ed Wood that is justly celebrated for its staggering ineptitude: sorta like most of my posts! Evil…… Continue reading Plan 9 From Outer Blog… Space!

Chuck Dimwin’s Theory of Devolution!

The ‘Descent of Mann’ song by Herbie Mann, American flautist and Evangelical Atheist.Survival of the fattest! (That’s where we got the word Scales!) Survival of the dumbest: the ultimate qualification for any politician, especially a President. We descended from fishes with an unusually long attention span. And that’s the long and short of it! That’s…… Continue reading Chuck Dimwin’s Theory of Devolution!

The Boy That Never (Really) Was!

Note: This is not a worldview, or political statement one way or the other! Just a short story from somebody’s personal Twilight Zone! ———— A woman photographer was at a photo shoot. A young boy was there staring intensely at her. She didn’t know why. So she approached him and asked, “Why are you looking…… Continue reading The Boy That Never (Really) Was!

To Be, or ‘Say Whaat!?’

We all know of William Shakespeare’s famous quote from Hamlet, where a Danish noble laments: To be, or not to be? That is the question—Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And, by opposing, end them?” The idea…… Continue reading To Be, or ‘Say Whaat!?’

Guess Who Came to Dinner?

An Unexpected, Astonishing Surprise!!! It’s Zlein from the Alpha Centauri Galaxy and he brought a special surprise gift. And he might even stay for dinner you see. But why? You ask. Well! The Children’s Book, Aliens For Dinner by Stephanie Spinner and To Serve Man (The Twilight Zone, Episode 89, #24 Season 3) might give you…… Continue reading Guess Who Came to Dinner?