Yes!It was just one of those nights. Just one of those terror-filled frights. A Tall Man for sure… lurked over my bed. Oh my, the fear! Oh my, the dread! *********** And so I lunged up in bed threw a mean punch at his head and just flew out of the bed! Hit the stand!…… Continue reading It Was Just One of Those Frightful Nights!
Tag: Parody
She’s a Pretty Ugly Woman, Don’t You Say?
Pretty Ugly Woman don’t say good bye!Pretty Ugly Woman don’t make me cry! Pretty Ugly Woman don’t you walk away. If that’s the way it must be, then OK. I guess I’ll go on home, ‘You Say It’s Late?’ They’ll be tomorrow, but please do wait. But then what do I really see? Is she…… Continue reading She’s a Pretty Ugly Woman, Don’t You Say?
Reblog of Modern Im-Plas-ti-istic Art!
Just five plastic cups with a story to tell: What can you do… with a kitchen table, an antique blanket, five plastic cups, emojis, and other miscellaneous shit? Are you messin’ with me!?Apparently… very little you do say!? When I lose myselfin meaningless squibbles, Mother Mary comes to me whispering ‘Words of Wisdom’ Please! Do…… Continue reading Reblog of Modern Im-Plas-ti-istic Art!
“Good … Good … Good … Good Digestion” Reblog
‘On the Beach’ or ‘Son of a Beach’ with the Beach Balls! The Beach Balls version: 💥 Top of the 60’s Poop Chart 💥 Gotta keep that lovin’ Gotta keep that lovin’ Good digestion a-happen in’ With my stomach Yes! Gotta keep that lovin’ Gotta keep that lovin’ Good digestion a-happenin’ ‘ With my bowels…… Continue reading “Good … Good … Good … Good Digestion” Reblog
Back on the Seat Again!
Cute Judy Lee sings:One, two, a one, two, three, four… On the Seat AgainJust can’t wait to get back on the seat again The life I love is passing gas again Yes I’m finally Back on the Seat Again… Did you know… “On the Road Again” is a song written and made famous by American…… Continue reading Back on the Seat Again!
Yeah…Yeah! For Once In My Post! 🎼🎹🎷
A repeat Inspired by the song, For Once in My Life!A swing song written by Ron Miller and Orlando Murden for Motown Records’ Stein & Van Stock publishing company and first recorded in 1965. It was first recorded by Barbara McNair, but first released in 1966 by Jean DuShon. Other early version of the ballad…… Continue reading Yeah…Yeah! For Once In My Post! 🎼🎹🎷
Amazing Do-Do: But Now I Am Free
A spiritual laxative for times of blogging constipation!Amazing Do-Do How hard the stool That strains a wretch like me I once was irregular But now am not Was bound But now I Am Free! ⚡️⚡️⚡️ Blasphemy!!!Please forgive me for I have most assuredly sinned! ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️I will definitely try to avoid thunder and lightening storms as…… Continue reading Amazing Do-Do: But Now I Am Free
And Butterflies? They Do Love to Fly!
Rain does fall from the clouds. The Sun does light up the sky. And Butterflies? They do love to fly! A parody of “Everything Must Change”Bernard Ighner, Jazz musician, song writer, and record producer Songs by James Ingram, George Benson and/or Quincy Jones https://youtu.be/iJrdzVyhZbE
Just Blowing in the Blog!
How many posts must this poor man post Before they ‘like’ him I fear How many words must he tearfully pen Before they give him a hand How many times must those pathetic words be written Before he’s not forever banned Oh yeah let me tell you that The answer, my friend, is not blowing…… Continue reading Just Blowing in the Blog!
The Post That Contained the WordPress Sea!
The title of The Post That Contained the WordPress Sea comes from a Gufi concept: in the same way that every word of our posts contains the essence of our blog, and inside every blog is the essence of all of humanity. In keeping with this idea I’ve introduced a water theme and woven subtle…… Continue reading The Post That Contained the WordPress Sea!
