Posted in Prose

Most Birds and Too Many People Tweet!

Just my opinion in a moment of illogical weakness; and blog suicidal reckless abandon.

Written on Saturday, December 2, 2017; sometime between noon and 1:00 pm. Probably on an empty stomach or emptier head!

Twitter is much ado about nothing.

Realize it is really mostly clueless people making clueless tweets to other hand-machine walkers oblivious to what’s happening around them.

Some even as they walk down the street: tripping here and there; falling into pools in Malls; or hopefully getting run over by a car crossing a street!

PS: Somebody had to say it!

LOL!!!

Posted in Faith, Poetry

The Doubter’s Creed!

Just My Own Personal Faith-filled Opinion!

More and more

people today

don’t seem

to believe in

God(s),

Heaven

or Hell;

and

surely not

a Holy Trinity!

But to me

many

do seem

to worship

in their own

personal way.

In their worldy church

I might say.

And many

even seem

to have

their own

personal

holy trinity:

In the name of

the self

…. the power

…….. and the holy dollar!

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Posted in Health, Information, Prose

Tales From the Shopping Cart Crypt!?

Helpful Tales From the Crypt?

No!

Tales From the Cart!

For those who suffer from Shopping Cart Syndrome (SCS)!

“Shopping cart syndrome” can be caused by overshopping and can lead to both mental and physical pain! It has recently been discovered that Cartimox can help such people along with GetaLife supplements. A doctor that works in a local hospital described a patient suffering from dizziness for two months that had to quit her job because it was so bad. So he prescribed this medicine and supplements and she was better in about six weeks. And my physical therapist told me that her patients with this disorder were given this medicine and it has helped them. 

Other Useful Ways to Alleviate SCS:

Don’t Shop Until You Drop! Especially if you’ve ever suffered from the Dropsies.

Don’t shop for shopping sake because you think you need something! No! Shop for God’s sake!

While shopping is cheaper and better for you mental well-being than a psychiatrist, either way you can still get emotionally screwed!

Remember, a bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.

Shopping is a woman thing.

Is that obscene or what!?

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. That will maybe convince you that you don’t want to know her!

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Just trying to spread useful facts. And occasionally quiet farts!

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Me thinks I hear angry, screaming feminists and psychiatrists pounding at my door!

Posted in Information, News

Suicide!? Really? Are You Kidding Me!?

Early Saturday morning, August 10, a wealthy U.S. financier committed apparent suicide! The suicide watch had been discontined you see! He was about to come to trial being charged with sex trafficking of minors and sex trafficking conspiracy. And even though he was a multi-millionaire, he was being held without bail!

If he had come to trial, a lot of prominent people would have been identified during the trial: president’s, politician’s, the rich and famous; foreign diplomats; and maybe even a member of the Royal Family, no less!

Are we to actually believe that this trial would be permitted to go forward!?

In my opinion it was not apparent suicide!

No!

It was more likely assisted suicide courtesy of the Real Powers to be!

And by the way! If it is reported that I have committed apparent suicide or whatever, well

Are You Kidding Me!?