A Parody inspired by the song, Killing Me Softly, as sung by Roberta Flack!
Peeling off the salami slices with my fingers
on bread with brown mustard I thee make
Killing me slowing that salami
Killing me softly that processed meat
Shortening my whole life maybe by years
Killing me softly with it’s calories, fat, sodium and pork and beef!
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I do love that salami!
And so does Cute Judy Lee and Oreo the emotional suppot dog … a Cuban Havenese!
Good grief!!!
Recently bought an Electronic Keyboard and therefore like to play with my organ.
So to speak!
No lessons, just playing without rhyme, reason or spicy seasonings!
This is a tune I like to call ‘Cute Judy Lee’ humming as she merrilly strolls down the lane you see!
Aware that few or if any will even listen or see!
Check out “Cute Judy Lee” by “Hal Barbera” on #BandLab –
https://www.bandlab.com/revisions/e8161cc6-deb9-e911-bcd0-2818789a0161
How many posts must this poor man post
Before they ‘like’ him I fear
How many words must he tearfully pen
Before they give him a hand
How many times must those pathetic words be written
Before he’s not forever banned
Oh yeah let me tell you that
The answer my follower is not blowing in this blog
The answer is not blowing in this blog!
Inspired, as many of my posts are, by my wife. Cute Judy Lee. Who in her wheelchair asked, “Can you please roll me over to the bed?”
This has been an inspiration for a new 21st Century White Spiritual:
Now!
Imagine you’re listening to or part of a majestic choir, say the Mormon Tavern ‘Holly Mackerel’ Choir!
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Roll Me Over to the Bed!
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Roll Me Over
in my wheelchair
Roll Me Over
through the bedroom
to the bed!
Roll Me Over
in my wheelchair
Roll Me Over
So I can crawl snugly
back in bed!
So ……
Roll Me Over
If you please!
Roll Me Over
On your knees!
Roll Me Over
Roll Me Over
Roll Me Over
Roll Me Over
Roll Me Over
Roll Me Over
ROLL … ME …… OVER
In my wheelchair
Through the bedroom
To my bed
If You Please!!!
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Amen … Amen … Amen!!!
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“As Time Goes By”
Casablanca
Dooley Wilson rolling in his grave:
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