Daisy, Oh Daisy!

Daisy, Oh Daisy, Please give me your answer do, Are you half crazy, All for the love of dew? It won’t be a stylish season, You don’t need a particular reason, But you’ll look and smell so sweet, On your green grass seat That Mother Nature built for you! Inspiration from Lucy, Lucy’s Works and…

How Do I … Indeed…Make the Musings Last?

How do I keep the musings coming? How do I make them last? How do I keep my words from fading Way to fast? How do I not lose myself to NADA? And yet, never lose my mind? How do I not run out of new crap to post … each time? And since we…

I Was A Typical Teenage Emoji Junkie!

A Funny Thing did indeed happen on the way to San Jose! No! Just a typical day, I say! Do You Know the Way to San Jose Song by Dionne Warwick Burt Bacharach — American composer Do you know the way to San Jose? I’ve been away so long. I may go wrong and lose…

“No Comment,” You Say! Today?

Beware ‘the comment’ beware … Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall! For he who dares to comment could surely loss his life or worse yet, “His Hair!” So indeed do take heed lose not your hair with God’s Speed! Beware! ****** ****** ****** I Am the Walrus! Down the Blogger Rabbit Hole! A Warning to…

Dat’s Life Doggie Wednesday

When you’re down and out and you have little energy and will even to shout just take heed of what little Frankie “the Hotdog” Sinsnoutra, old red eyes, would often soulfully bark and howl…… (Translated, of course…) 🎼…🎹…🎮…🎸…🎺…🎻…🥁…🎻…🎼 Yes!!! Dat’s life (dat’s life) Dat’s watt them people do say You’re struttin’ high in April Pissin’…

Butterflies Going “Absolutely First Class” Postal

Rain does fall from the clouds The sun does eventually light up the sky And butterflies do, indeed, go absolutely first class postal When red wine is accidentally spilled on their habitat vine! Butterflies can not live on nectar alone.” Metamorphoses 24:864 From The Lost Book of Moths (Sermon on the Vine) *** 🦋 ***…

But I Only Have Ice For You🎻

“I Only Have Ice? for You” song as not sung by The Flamingos Are them stars bright tonight (sha bop sha bop) I don’t know if it’s cloudy or fright night (sha bop sha bop) I only have Ice for you … dear (Sha bop sha bop) The Moon may be full (Sha bop sha…

It’s All in the Eye of the “Bee Holder!”

Eye of the Beholder Song by Metallica Do you see what I see? Truth is an offense You silence for your confidence Do you hear what I hear? Doors are slamming shut Limit your imagination Keep you where they must Do you feel what I feel? Bittering distress Who decides what you express? Do you…

You’re Unforgivable! You Are!?

None of this is really true! You’re Unforgivable! That’s what you are! You’re a bad man! If there’s a woman, you’ll see em! Women everywhere, women in Korea, church ladies, old ladies using crutches or walkers; even aliens from outer space! You’re a disgrace! If it’s wearing a skirt you think you’re Captain Kirk. “PLATO’S…

The Night They Shut This Damn Blog Down!!!

The night they shut this damn blog down And all the bloggers weren’t readin’ …… The night they shut this damn blog down And all the bloggers were singin’ …… They went, “Na, na, na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na” Thank you, thank you, thank you And good…

What Kind of Turd He Be!

What kind of turd is he? Who never spreads any love It seems that He’s the only one That He’s always thinking of What kind of ass is this An empty crust A lonely poop in which His empty head must lust What kind of crap is this That does only jeer and hiss That…

Like A Blog Over Troubled “WordPress” Waters!

When I’m weary, and really feeling sad When wet tears fall, I’ll dry them all No one’s on my blog, when my mind does go dry And followers just can’t be found Like a blog over troubled waters I may chuck it all Like a blog over troubled waters ……… I may upchuck it all…