Just a Left-Handed Saturday!

As a natural-born righty …… What would really happen today if everything I did I did the left-handed way? “Is that good?” to my wife I did ask. “No, silly fool!!! How then would you then wipe your ass!?” How indeed!!? Now, everything I’m writing is true you see. And it is time for my…

The Most Important Results From Over 80,000 Brain Scans!

The amazing selected scans speak for themselves! By looking at the brain and its complex anatomy, we have discovered striking structural differences in the brains of people with different personality types. We believe that the structural changes – seen as variations in the thickness, area and folding of the brain – may result from differences…

What Would Freud and Kermit The Frog Think!?

A reply from Rethinking Scripture to my post, The Blogging Chaos Theory! Oh my goodness!! Just a thought, I wonder what Freud would have said about your artwork!? Well!? Surely Freud would never wear a Santa Suit!  Not even in his wildest, lucid dreams, you see! In Freud’s view, my humor and artwork happens when…

IMOA Saturday!!!

For Want of a Disposable Coffee Cup: Are you? Or aren’t you? Or what are or aern’t you anyway??? Thanks to all for the heartfelt concern! Brucy’s Booth is now open for business … Cheap Psychiatric Help and Lemminade — 2 cents! A bit overpriced for psychiatric help don’t you think? But what they lose…

Oh My God! That Star Is Misaligned!

For all you Obsess …… ors! preoccupied with order and exactness … who get so disturbed if something is uneven crooked and Heaven Help Us … a tad lopsided! Mouthpiece – Song by Fight When did you, Last look at At where you are? Did, did you, Ever think, You’d get this far? Obsessor! Low…

On Unfirm Barracks Terra Firma!

Dateline January 12, 1963; approximately 7 am; Lackland AFB, Texas; Basic Military Training. My first sergeant yells … Jump!!! So, naturally I jump. Then he screams … Did I order you to come down!!!??? 🙈…🙉…🙊 Sir! No! Sir! …… Sir! ************ Barrack B, 2 am in the morning …… The same first sergeant returns to…

Posting Sad, Sorrowful, Saturday Satire on the Sabbath!

Isn’t it ironic that one can exaggerate and ridicule to their heart’s content but in essence only really expose their own stupidity and vices! Are you talkin’ about me!? Whether it’s comtemporary politics; a myriad of other stinging issues; prevailing vices; and/or about the follies, jollies and for some woman, the falsies of the human…

Harvey … No! Jeffrey Epstein Who?

Jeffrey Epstein …… use to wear a body cam but it became to embarrassing for some Presidents attorney generals politicians judges lawyers rich and famous Hollywood types and The Network Muse To Ignore! ************ If the real Truth and Nothin’ But the Truth were known we’d have no political, moral, legal and/or whatever grounds to…

The Decline and Fall of the Mysterious Blogger Empire!

Oh, if only it could be told that The Mysterious Blogger strived to be so bold! Maybe sometimes arrogant unfunny much to brash! Or even sometimes overbearing self-serving unworthy of followers likes comments other than Ughs Phooey or Balderdash! Yes! If the story is ever written every told! If the book is published sells or…

Get Drunk as a Skunk to Save the Day!

The WordPress Help Desk on an isolated island somewhere in the South Pacific! Stare at the blue graphic until the problems go away. Did that help by the way? Or work with a representative as you surely may. Better yet, get a plug-in to save the day. And finally, get drunk as a skunk! Now,…

A Stitch In Time Saves Nine Nadas!

Oh Woe is Me! What some bloggers won’t do for a dose of dopamine. Hey, Are you talkin’ about a Dope Like … Ah Me? ************ Dopamine is a type of neurotransmitter. Your body makes it, and your nervous system uses it to send messages between nerve cells. That’s why it’s sometimes called a chemical…

Like a Mighty Tree!

Like a tree with bended branches I be! My feet firmly rooted in terra firma distinct from the air and sea! With a trunk wide as can be as I rest on bended branches no bended knees! With healthy green foliage sprouting from the branches like waves on the sea! My head my crown my…