Posted in News of the Day, true life

How To Hang Yourself With Paper Sheets!

CBS REPORTED THAT Jeffrey Epstein hung himself in his cell.

With paper sheets?

He was on ‘suicide watch’ and they supposedly strip the cell of anything that can be used to commit suicide! But strangely, the watch had been put on hold. Did they give him new clean linen suicide sheets to use? Convenient to say the least.

And the camera facing his cell, wasn’t working! And the guards that were suppose to check on him every 30 minutes fell asleep. They have been placed on administrative leave.

And the cow jumped over the Moon!

We must be a nation of clueless morons!

No! We are a nation constantly fed BS by a clueless: no devient media and power structure!

And the truth will never be known and things will continue as usual because of the:

‘Real Powers To Be!!!’ And the real devients, you see!

Posted in History, Information, Science

What a Loser Was Albert Einstein!?

Albert Einstein today as a child would probably be on drugs diagnosed with ADHD or Autism!

He didn’t talk until 4.

His grandmother called him ‘thick’ or not very smart.

Repeated words and sentences over and over until he was 7.

Maybe had a form of autism.

Didn’t learn to read until 9 and didn’t like school.

He was disorganized, forgot things, his lectures were hard to follow – the classical ‘absent-minded’ professor.

He attended a Catholic elementary school in Munich until he was 12.

Dropped out of high school at 16.

Failed the entrance exam the first time he applied for college!

What a loser by today’s standards!

But still the greatest creative scientific mind in history!

Posted in Information, News

Suicide!? Really? Are You Kidding Me!?

Early Saturday morning, August 10, a wealthy U.S. financier committed apparent suicide! The suicide watch had been discontined you see! He was about to come to trial being charged with sex trafficking of minors and sex trafficking conspiracy. And even though he was a multi-millionaire, he was being held without bail!

If he had come to trial, a lot of prominent people would have been identified during the trial: president’s, politician’s, the rich and famous; foreign diplomats; and maybe even a member of the Royal Family, no less!

Are we to actually believe that this trial would be permitted to go forward!?

In my opinion it was not apparent suicide!

No!

It was more likely assisted suicide courtesy of the Real Powers to be!

And by the way! If it is reported that I have committed apparent suicide or whatever, well

Are You Kidding Me!?

Posted in Prose, That’s Life, The Horror

You Should Not Question The Shadow!

What is it with you sometimes, anyway!? You sometimes come off boastful, arrogant and spew out a lot of hot air and BS!?

Ahh!

Really?

All I can say is don’t question The Shadow and especially Tony ‘the phony poet’ Spitsarelli!

Tony is on parole!

As for The Shadow!? Only he really knows for sure!

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Some History:

The Shadow is the name of a collection of serialized dramas, orginally 1930s pulp novels, and then in other media.

One of the most famous adventure heroes of 20th century North America, the Shadow has been featured on the radio, in a long-running pulp magazine series, in American comic books, comic strips, television, serials, video games, and at least five feature films. The radio drama included episodes voiced by Orson Welles.

Posted in Language, Writing and Grammer

It’s the Furst and Lsat Letders Thet Conut!

Take a look at the paragraphs below. Can you read what it says? All the letters have been jumbled (mixed). Only the first and last letter of ecah word is in the right place:

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I cnduo’t bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg.

Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm.

Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

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Coutesy http://www.ecenglish.com