Armadillon…⚡️🔥⚡️🔥⚡️ The final battle between the good and evil blogs before the Day of Literary Judgment! Or is it just downright illiteracy? It will be a catastrophic conflict, seen as likely to destroy the WordPress world and the entire illiterate blogging race! “Pray tell, why the Armadillo?” You ask! Well! Why not!? Armadillon? Armageddon? Need…… Continue reading The End is Definitely Near!
Tag: humor
Die Happy With All Your Poems Pigeon-Penned!
Die happywith your boots on and all of your poems pigeon-penned. As the Lone Ranger of Western fame often said to Tonto. Who then stole his boots and chopped off his head! Yes! Enough said about the Lone Ranger’s now lifeless head! ://///: As for his horse, Silver, or was it Scout? Well, Tonto just…… Continue reading Die Happy With All Your Poems Pigeon-Penned!
Those Days of Vines and Posies With You!
The days of vines and posieswe laughed and skipped away like flower buds at play… Through the meadow toward the outhouse door… A door marked “give me more” that wasn’t there before! The lonely nights disclose a passing breeze… Filled with memories of your golden smiling teeth… That, damn it, introduced me to The days…… Continue reading Those Days of Vines and Posies With You!
It Was a Day Like Most Any Other Day!
Saturday: August 8, 2015: what were you thinking and doing may I ask? Maybe nothing, like me! Mostly cloudy with periods of light rain… And a teeny, tiny lizard did die that particular day! By the Way!
Please Don’t Cry Over Sour, Spilled Milk!
Back By Unpopular Demand: I guess my blogging has morphed into Twitter! Laugh or is it cry out loud? The fine art of dumb blogging! This is an exchange on a recent blog post: (My over the top reply for which I should surely die!) To hell with politics… To hell with Democrats Republicans Socialists…… Continue reading Please Don’t Cry Over Sour, Spilled Milk!
Are You Addicted to Almost Everything?
We are mainly just a product of our time:Addicted to almost everything at least some of the time. And even addicted to time, most of the time! Do you actually know what the hell you’re talking about, at least, part or some of the time? NO! Onward, Christian Woodchucks, Marching Off To Blog Wars… So,…… Continue reading Are You Addicted to Almost Everything?
Hey Hal? How Are You Doing Today?
How Am I Doing Today? Read my blog! Conversing and listening in the 21st Century! Michele Roohani “Life is short, art is long, opportunity fleeting, experiment treacherous, judgment difficult.” The lost art of Conversation in the 21st century Posted by Michele Roohani Sadly many new technologies have contributed to increasing our isolation (TV, iPods, etc.)…… Continue reading Hey Hal? How Are You Doing Today?
Just A WOW, Hal! Really?
A ‘WOW, Hal’ reply I do seek!And other suitable post reply comments: Ah, You’ve Got Me Now, somehow … And the best, ‘You made my day!’ But the best also includes … A weak Ha? … A stronger Haha … ? No! A mighty Hahaha … !!! Now that’s good! *********** But still waiting for…… Continue reading Just A WOW, Hal! Really?
And A Good Time Was Surely Had By All!
Today is ‘Recycle Your Post’ Day! A good time was had by all! Except for one little pissed-off spot! And what’s his name! Ugly!!! You sure he’s not from… The Planet of the Apes!?
If Only I Had The Faith!
If only I had the faith (or is it The Face) of those emoticons. If only my facial expressions could truly convey my feelings or intended tone. If only I could flag my life with smiley faces; thumbs up; hearts; and even a middle finger where deserved to avoid misunderstanding! Yes!If only life really was…… Continue reading If Only I Had The Faith!
I Say a Friday Prayer!
As I Post Into the Valley of SnidenessMy Lord will guide me I will feel no ill will My fingers tapping my iPhone And a prayer From my heart Will give me comfort As I click away my life The minutes, hours, days In a glorious haze In a gentle gruff and Sometimes even in…… Continue reading I Say a Friday Prayer!
Tis Super-Silliest?
Me?I know Knot What I think Until I Reed What I write! Anonymous Miscellaneous … Illisionatious … or Downright Super-Silliest? Far Too Much: Junk Food Junk Ideas and Junk Values? Yes! Just another over-the-hill Fitbit ‘Junkie’ Rabbit!
My God, It’s THURSDAY!!!
Ever get that feeling…you’re watching a scene on the big screen and you’re in that scene looking back and it’s your Bar Mitzvah and You’re not even Jewish!? “I get no respect!”LOL? NO!!! SOL!!!!!
Heading Homeward In Leaps and Bounds!
This doodle doesn’t seem to make a lot of sense! Like this picture. What are you trying to say? Well ……It’s like my life of 79+ years. No clear purpose or goal, I fear. Random this … Pitiful that … Once pulled a rabbit out of a hat! Ate too much … Got too fat…… Continue reading Heading Homeward In Leaps and Bounds!
What Then Shall I Post Today?
On This Most …… Inauspicious Wednesday?Shall I post …… Much too much? Much too little? More of my usual Raw, Unvarnished Dribble?Shall I try to be Oh, So Profane?Or yelp and honk like that Oh, So Vane Crane? In the Plain In Spain In Pain In the RAIN!? Shall I try as best to be most Humble?…… Continue reading What Then Shall I Post Today?
It’s in the Book?
No… It’s in the box! In Chinese no less! This is what happens when you let AI write a post. You can say that again!Judy Judy Lee ****** What the Hell! At least it’s a post!
Just Another Usual Day
Just my usual day…… Birds chirping posts lurking… My dog? Just sleeping away! Just keep it stupid…simple!
It Was Surely ‘Love at First Bark!’ ♥️💕❤️
Now… Oreo doesn’t cotton toother dogs … you see! When she spots any other dog she goes crazy Havanese! Barking, yelping, pulling at her lease wanting to attack “that other dog” crazy!But when she spotted this one particular white charismatic Shih Tzu dog ……And when he dared to show her his tongue …… It was…… Continue reading It Was Surely ‘Love at First Bark!’ ♥️💕❤️
A Bad Day in Blogsville! Today!
Where is this (post) needed the most?You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost. They tell me your blue skies fade to gray. They tell me your passion’s gone away and I don’t need no carryin’ on … (especially on this particular day!) Alvan and the Chipmunks So when all else fails buy…… Continue reading A Bad Day in Blogsville! Today!
How’s My Cowlick, You Ask?
Well! Sometimes it’s bigger than my bulbous nose! But never sweeter than my bulbous gas!My significant other says I look like an udder disgrace! The Horrors of Global Belching:The world’s 1.5 billion cows and billions of other grazing animals emit dozens of polluting gases, including lots of methane. Two-thirds of all ammonia comes from cows.…… Continue reading How’s My Cowlick, You Ask?
