Yes! A Bee and a Teddy floating on flowers in the sky. So, you better get ready To Fly! *** ****** ********* Below is a drawing done with my right foot during a period of temporary insanity.Look! If an elephant can paint a self portrait with it’s trunk and a porpoise can do the same…… Continue reading A Bee, a Butterfly, a Teddy, and a Whatever!
Tag: humor
What Would Sigmund Freud and Kermit The Frog Think!?
A reply from Rethinking Scripture to my post, The Blogging Chaos Theory! Oh my goodness!! Just a thought, I wonder what Freud would have said about your artwork!? Well!? Surely Freud would never wear a Santa Suit! Not even in his wildest, lucid dreams, you see!In Freud’s view, my humor and artwork happens when my…… Continue reading What Would Sigmund Freud and Kermit The Frog Think!?
Have You Noticed That Dad Has Been Acting a Little Strange Lately?
Just a Little…? The Silence of the Lamb Chop! Just Lately…? Could it be that dreaded …. Alz…heim…er’s thing, I do shutter to say … by the by? No, by the way!? Just another vote of confidence from Cute Judy Lee, my daughter, Amy, and Oreo, the overly emotional support dog, on this slow-muse Monday!…… Continue reading Have You Noticed That Dad Has Been Acting a Little Strange Lately?
Just Walkin’ the Dog on a Normal Sunny Morn’
A normal emoji dog-walkin’ morn in Weldon Circle, Florida, USA! (Didn’t realize that fire hydrants could have bulges!)You see, I live in an old folks community and a lot of dinosaurs I do see! Plus ducks galore… Your occasional dead lizard … And a Dolly Parton branch by a bush near a tree!
Another Damn Trick of the Light!
That’s definitely not ‘real’ real!That’s a frightful sight! No! No! NO! It has to be… Just a damn trick of the light! But them Happy Days Are Certainly Going to Be Here! But When!? When we are all vaccinated? When we all become vegetarians? When the swallows come back to Capistrano? When COVID-19 is finally…… Continue reading Another Damn Trick of the Light!
Sometimes the Early Worm Does Get the Bird!
Yes! Indeed!However, the early bird seems to breed a lot faster! Also, many scientist believe that birds evolved from Theropod dinosaurs. And yes, maybe the same can be said of many scientists! But this is a worm not a bird!And don’t you know it and I surely didn’t…… The Early Worm Gets the Bird is…… Continue reading Sometimes the Early Worm Does Get the Bird!
Let’s Save the Flying Squirrel!
Let’s Fly Together…with open arms in warmth and thoughts of better days! Yes! Let’s Fly Together …in all kinds of weather as pleasant as a pheasant as innocent as a naive! Again, Let’s Fly Together…with an open heart! Let’s Fly Together…to save the day! Let’s Fly Together…to save the world! and lastly…… Let’s Fly Together……… Continue reading Let’s Save the Flying Squirrel!
Why Do You 👉🏽 🧐 Sometimes Hate My Posts?
Wait! The heading is just some clickbait to try to get you to click on and read this post! And to release some dopamine for a quick fix before you continue, a little bit let down, on your merry way. This particular ‘little news day!’ As I’ve posted too many times before, we now have,…… Continue reading Why Do You 👉🏽 🧐 Sometimes Hate My Posts?
Are YOU “Liar, Liar, My Cat’s On Fire?”
Yes… Pouring rain and dark skies hot, dark coffee as I rise but that damn cat… She is just a cat on fire! But my dog, Oreo, she is just a restful laying! With Thoughts of Burgers and Fries in her mind! I Am Saying… But, these cats and dogs…what are they saying? Are They…… Continue reading Are YOU “Liar, Liar, My Cat’s On Fire?”
Are Goldfish Potentially Better Bloggers, As Well As Husbands?
You Now Have A Shorter Attention Span Than A Goldfish! Kevin Mcspadden, TIME MagazineBased on a study from Microsoft Corporation…… (and maybe Bill Gates’ personal Experience?) The average attention span for the notoriously ill-focused goldfish is nine seconds, but according to a new study from Microsoft Corp., people now generally lose concentration after eight seconds,…… Continue reading Are Goldfish Potentially Better Bloggers, As Well As Husbands?
Does It All Really Matter?
Oh Say … Do You See? Like My Dad …… did seem very wise to me. Yes indeed-y! Wise of mindand things that really mattered. But me … on the other hand … may just be …like … over-the-top other worldly wise dispensing things that really don’t matter.************ Just … A nut mixof bravado false…… Continue reading Does It All Really Matter?
Refried Doodles Cuisine!!!
For a truly unbalanced, unhealthy blog diet! Refried Doodles (Spanish: doodles reintentados) is a fare of scribbles and random sketches and is a traditional staple of North American and Yankee-Go-Home cuisine, although each region’s cuisine has a different approach when preparing this hash. Refried doodles are only really fried once. The reason for this misconception is…… Continue reading Refried Doodles Cuisine!!!
Whatever Happened to “Honest Hal?”
For some unknown reasons that fathom me…in the 2nd grade some of my teachers and fellow tiny classmates used to refer to me as Honest Hal. Was this just a subtle form of bullying ahead of it’s time, somehow? No, someHal? Now ‘Honest’ was debatable I do feel and I did not do anything to…… Continue reading Whatever Happened to “Honest Hal?”
From “The Bard” on an Abacus to a Nappy Bow-Tied Grey!
Yes! From “The Bard” on an Abacus to a nappy Grey Alien With Top Hat and Bow Tie, Pink this day!Oh yes! Don’t overlook the flowery “whatever” in between! The rest below? Reused art to be seen, for sure! Shakespeare Quotes:By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, whoever, knocks!…… Continue reading From “The Bard” on an Abacus to a Nappy Bow-Tied Grey!
What Then is the Power of ‘Un?’
On this Sunday… WHAT THEN IS IT…The Power of Un-derstanding Yourself? -or Is It- The Power of Un-derstanding People? -or Is It- The Power of Un-soiled Un-derwear in a lucid dream? NO!!!Well then … What is the Power of ‘Un?’ If you actually read this then that is… The Power of ‘Un!’ ****** ****** ******…… Continue reading What Then is the Power of ‘Un?’
Yes! A Post Is Not A Fence!
A repost from a time and place far, far away! Please sing, hum or mumble to the melody of Luther Vandross’ “A House Is Not A Home!” 🎼—🎼—🎼—🎼—🎼—🎼 “A post is just a posteven though there’s no one reading here And a post is not a fence and a fence is not a blog when…… Continue reading Yes! A Post Is Not A Fence!
Once More With Feeling: Nikola Tesla and That Time Portal to Hoboken … NJ
Again, I say, of Nikola Tesla and a strange doodle doorway to another time and place ……… Like my blog which seems to be going nowhere fast! But not to say that Hoboken is nowhere! No!Hoboken is a New Jersey city on the Hudson River. Its former industrial port now features parks such as Pier…… Continue reading Once More With Feeling: Nikola Tesla and That Time Portal to Hoboken … NJ
The Silence of the Sheepish Blogger!
Just a Lamb to the Slaughter… Hannibal ‘the Cannibal’ Spitsarelli! Reacting to so-called follower betrayal using rhetorical devices of dramatic irony and dark humor that foreshadows and is totally clueless to what it all means anyway! Posting to the WordPress community has become a worthless endeavor! Yes! Of clowns, tigers and clueless sheep? Real social…… Continue reading The Silence of the Sheepish Blogger!
I Am a Disposible Coffee Cup!
Back by Unpopular Demand: Metaphors Aside! They say…I am not microwaveable. I am a disposible coffee cup! They warn… I am hot and spill-able. I am just a coffee cup! My contents wake you up and feed your addiction. I am a sad coffee cup! When you’ve had your fill of me, you toss me…… Continue reading I Am a Disposible Coffee Cup!
Is This an Omnibus or Only a Drawing Fuss!?
Did I dilly-dally too long? Yes! Is This an Omnibus or just a drawing fuss? It’s your call! Well, No! It’s Just a Salvador Dilly-Dally Must! 🥴 … 😏 … 🤓 … 😎 And it’s stale and moldy: just for 👉🏼 you, 👉🏽 you and 👉🏿 you too!