We all need balance in our life.
Remember, you are what you ‘eat, drink, think, do, and may I add do-do!’
Tag: humor
Support Mr/Mrs/Miss Politician!
Yes! Support the local, state and national politicians of your choice. Not just because of their worldview and politics.
No! For what they truly believe: not their greed!
For what they have accomplished through their deeds.
Yes vote with your ballots and not your lips!
Doin’ the Funky Chicken!
The Bald Bikini Chicks waxing ……. singing Southern Fried Funky!
What can I really say?
The Lineup! Guilty or Not?
From Costa Nostra to a Colombian cartel with a rogues Gallery interspersed. Can you identify the prime suspect?
Just snapshots from the loony bin!
Oh! What a scene!
A Slow Muse Day!
This is what I post on a ‘slow muse day.’
When my imaginary little being runs out of fresh new ideas,
Who Cares!?
She’s Always an Hour Behind ⏰
There’s whispering.
There’s Pam.
Those pesky emails and calls
which are mainly just scams!
There’s
a spinning fan
a strange
knock at the door.
There’s
three ducks in a row
doing the Can-Can.
And yes!
When she asks
the time
she’s always
an hour behind!
Is it eight o’clock?
No dear.
It’s nine!
Is that evening?
Or is that nighttime?
No!
We’re on New York
not Chicago time!
Oh my.
There’s Pam.
There’s whispering all the time!
That spinning fan.
And yes!
Those ducks
doing the Can-Can!
But now
she’s always
an hour behind!
Like
her
sagging
backside?
No!
Like
her sagging
behind!?
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Me?
I like
to be
an hour ahead.
That way
I always know
where
I’m coming from!
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Wait!
If she’s an hour behind
and
I’m an hour ahead!
What time is it really?
Oh the dread!
The ‘Cat’s Middle Paws!’
Ahh! Yes!
We all do so love those
sweet ‘Puppy Dog Eyes!’
But
Please, oh please
don’t forget those
endearing ‘Cat’s Middle Paws!’
Yes!
Just your typical ‘Owl and the Pussycat,’ spool and very dead ‘Bird of Peace!’
