We we had… We we could… We we should! We we should have looked under the hood!Inspired by a Cute Judy Lee email ever so misunderstood as I did read sitting on the stool misquoting Winnie the Pooh like a childish fool! “If you weren’t you, then (we) we’d all be a bit less, um……… Continue reading We We’d! We Pooh’d?
Tag: humor
Mumble and Stay Humble!😷🤡
That way… you won’t be misunderstood even in the hood! So few words … So little rhyme! Sometimes simplicity is simply stupidity! Miscellaneous, Misinformed or Simply Misunderstood!
When Will These Silly Wiseass Posts Cease?👻🤡🐶
When will these Dark poems part May those most glorious Sunshine Awards no longer warm my…. Achy Breaky Heart! Didn’t you write Some shit Like this before? Yup! Like every ugly utter day! Just ah Silly Hillbilly from South Phil-lie! NOT! ************LOL or Better Yet …… Up U-RS!!! Like a gasping fish desperately hanging from…… Continue reading When Will These Silly Wiseass Posts Cease?👻🤡🐶
Dah 2: The Dumber Sequel!🤡
If you are The smartest person In the room ……You are definitely In the wrong room! Confused Confucius ************ Michael Dell: Never Be The Smartest Person In The RoomTry never to be the smartest person in the room. And if you are, I suggest you invite smarter people or find a different room. In professional…… Continue reading Dah 2: The Dumber Sequel!🤡
Pinks They 🤡 Really Do Exist!👽
The Octagon finally admits:They’re real … Pinks Exist! The US military has officially published three UFO videos. Why doesn’t anybody seem to care? https://theconversation.com/the-us-military-has-officially-published-three-ufo-videos-why-doesnt-anybody-seem-to-care-137498 I knew it all along! You do know you’re bonkers, don’t you?Look! Galaxies are categorized according to their visual morphology as elliptical, spiral, or irregular. … This follows a 2016 estimate…… Continue reading Pinks They 🤡 Really Do Exist!👽
Them There ‘A-Holes of a Feather’🎉
A-holes of a feather sometimes flock, no f¥£(, together! 🦅🦅🦅************ Are you talking about me!? This phrase is used here to refer to the many ways that bloggers who share the same worldview and politics will naturally find themselves together in a given situation. This phrase is an example of a “metaphore of personification,” where…… Continue reading Them There ‘A-Holes of a Feather’🎉
What Is It All About 👉🏽 Postie?
Get a Life Or Drink More Wine?An 11 by 18 snapshot of a bit of my art over my 2+ years of blogging. Is there Method in My Madness, Madness in My Method or just plain Madness in My Mind? You 👉🏽 …. 🧐 … Decide? Yes! What IS IT All About? Postie?
What Did Einstein Really ‘C’!?
Updated Reblog: Some of the greatest insights have been born in dreams! Movie outlines have been formed; song melodies heard; and many of the greatest discoveries in human history realized. Yes! Even Albert Einstein, himself, finally had his ultimate breakthrough in a dream! He went to bed thinking about ……. E = m … d…… Continue reading What Did Einstein Really ‘C’!?
No Escape From Dreamscape!🛏
Deep chambers of memoriesplaces fears hidden knowledge. Truth obscured in shadows! Your Personal Dreamscape: The recurring landscape in your dreams. Sometimes Stark!Sometimes Illusive – All Too Familiar! A Personal Monster or Two: Maybe cute in a strange way! But cite not because Shadow Man is haunting! Sometimes Vivid and Strange! And if you’re lucky: Lucid…… Continue reading No Escape From Dreamscape!🛏
Watch Out! The Birds Have Pooped!
If only I had known what awaited me that faithful morning when a neighbor saw me walking barefoot to begin my usual uneventful morning stroll: Watch out! The birds have pooped!”Yes! If only I could relive that brief moment in time and have heeded that warning instead of going on to walk where ‘no walker…… Continue reading Watch Out! The Birds Have Pooped!
A Very Healthy But Mad Royal Doodle!
A glass of lemon water a day may help keep symptoms of anxiety and depression away!And more importantly, maybe even an occasional Doctor and some short-term medications. But Magnesium Lemon Fizz mixed with Green Tea is also an excellent choice! Then, why is that Lemon in the upper-left picture below eating a hotdog with a…… Continue reading A Very Healthy But Mad Royal Doodle!
Of Global Warming, Bowels, and Flatulating Cows!
Climate Change and/or Global Warming Alert!: Yes! And painting the tops of buildings white or covering with plants would help lower the city ‘heat island’ effect! And what about all those damn flatulating cows!? And Farty politicians either party Yes, would feeding Gas-X to farting cows help!? “Cow belches, conversely, are hilarious. It’s the rare…… Continue reading Of Global Warming, Bowels, and Flatulating Cows!
Oreo Ate My Belt!
Oreo will gladly eat most anything you see!Shoes; my belt; socks; wood; tissue paper; grass-laid organic dung; cute stuffed animals; pink rubber animals; green lizards (especially); any creature that flies; those that crawl; those dead! She’ll even lap water out of the toilet bowl (urine optional)! But put some good wholesome food on a plate…… Continue reading Oreo Ate My Belt!
Yes! Please Let Us Bless the Rains Down in Africa!
African Animals and Symbols ……… and some Emoticons added for special effect here and there! 💧💦…💧💦…💧💦…💧💦…💧💦…💧💦 Africa! A beautiful and majestic land, rich with lust plant-life and magnificent animals. African animals play a huge part in African culture. Their symbolism can be found throughout countless pieces of art and historical accouterments. Each animal has it’s…… Continue reading Yes! Please Let Us Bless the Rains Down in Africa!
How Do I … Indeed…Make the Musings Last?
How do I keep the musings coming?How do I make them last? How do I keep my words from fading Way to fast?How do I not lose myself to NADA? And yet, never lose my mind? How do I not run out of new crap to post … each time?And since we all know That…… Continue reading How Do I … Indeed…Make the Musings Last?
Just Your Typical Reflection Rejection!
Inspired by Bharath Upendra’s “Every Morning” to paraphrase like, It’s you again I see! Oh,the horror!Who is that stranger in the mirror that I do see!? Oh, pitty that sorry, sorryful soul! No! Just pitty pitty litle olde me! ************ I can easily walk away from this mirror but I can’t just walk away from…… Continue reading Just Your Typical Reflection Rejection!
Seriously! Did You Know? My Subconscious Made Me Do This!
Actually, it was Carlo Espiritu and The Shadow that made me do this! (…👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻…) I like to find humor in my silly life.To find things and situations around me that makes me laugh. I then quickly jot down a few silly words in a draft. Then let it fester for…… Continue reading Seriously! Did You Know? My Subconscious Made Me Do This!
Blessed Are the Modern Geeks…
Yes! Blessed are the Modern Geeks for they shall inherit the blogs! ************ Geek: Related English dialect word Geck ‘fool,’ of Germanic origin or related to Dutch Gek a mad, fool!’ ************ But the modern geeks are not of this sort. They engage in or discuss computer-related tasks obsessively or with great attention to technical…… Continue reading Blessed Are the Modern Geeks…
A Holy Sunday Brunch Collage!
The whole darn family was there!It was just your typical “run of the milk” Sunday Brunch! Even my dog, Pee Wee, did munch and crunch at the “Sunday Come to Monday” Brunch! It’s in the genes you see! ************ More Southern “over-fried” emoticon variations on a theme screams!************ Onward Christian Wood Chucks Marching as Before…… Continue reading A Holy Sunday Brunch Collage!
A Bee, a Butterfly, a Teddy, and a Whatever!
Yes! A Bee and a Teddy floating on flowers in the sky. So, you better get ready To Fly! *** ****** ********* Below is a drawing done with my right foot during a period of temporary insanity.Look! If an elephant can paint a self portrait with it’s trunk and a porpoise can do the same…… Continue reading A Bee, a Butterfly, a Teddy, and a Whatever!
