My wife, Cute Judy Lee, has pizza on her mind. It’s ‘Are we going to get pizza today?’ Yes, every day, in the evening, afternoon and in the early morning too.
hold the pepperoni …
Onions, garlic, and green and hot peppers too.
Add basil and I’ll sprinkle with Italian seasoning and yes some Fairy Dust too.
When it’s not pizza, well it’s her imaginary Pam that’s nagging her a lot of the time.
You said Pam again!!! Who is Pam anyway?
Honey, there never was, is or ever will be a Pam!
It’s only you, you see?
“Who is that knocking loudly at the door!?” She asks.
It’s just Pam, the pizza delivery madam’ that you do hear!
I do fear!
Thursday … yesterday … was surely a dopey day.
And to think,
it was the day after Wednesday,
my 48th Wedding Anniversary Day.
Now Hal! … How dopey is that!?
Dopey posts … dopey pictures … dopey all around the whole dopey day! And yet it was a very good day in terms of blog statistics considering I’m such a Dope!
I just have to overlook the Mafia hit attempts on my life; Excommunication from the church (and I’m not Catholic); blotched fatwas; and general boos, hisses, threats and negative comments in general.
But I have hopefully learned my lesson on ‘how and not how for Hal’ to write posts!
Maybe I am a Dope. Or maybe I taking to much Dope. Or maybe just maybe I’m getting to much or to little Dopamine you see!
Even God has made his displeasure known with sudden chest pains and numbness in my left arm and right brain hemisphere.
So I pray for forgiveness from my God and ‘oh my god’ limited followers! Never, ever will I again ever post and reply in any manner similar to that approaching Dopey Thursday the 18th!
A very, very, very extraordinary reply to my post:
World War of the Blogs III!!!
This is DOPE!!!
This is ……
You are a stupid person?
Just information about a subject?
Like a varnish to the surface of a model aircraft?
I am just administering drugs?
This is ……
Very good like?
All of the above?
None of the above?
Or this was …
“Pure, unadulterated, unfunny, 100% unforgiving CRAP!!
Now that is definitely one hell of a reply!
And yes! Maybe I do surely deserve to
“Go to Hell?
“YES!!’ That Post Was Pure Dope!!’”
When I was a young man I attended Penn State in Happy Valley and earned a science degree in Meteorology.
But now in my older years and after decades of experience eating in far to many Delis that I have earned and deserved
An unhealthy degree in Meateaterorology!
There are little things you can do to help you remember. You know.
Where did I put my car keys!?
And my glasses?
The damn TV remote?
And the damn car for that matter!
Well! When you put something down, look at it and say to yourself, “I just put my glasses on the table!”
In addition, squeeze your right hand in a tight fist to stimulate the part of the brain in the hippocampus that helps you to remember.
And to help you recall something?
Well just squeeze your left hand in a tight fist.
It really does work or WOKs if your into cooking!
However, the main drawback to this is
I do not always remember to do the little tricks that can help me to ‘REMEMBER!’
🤔 Maybe if I just tightly squeezed my left and right butts!?
Dreaming of what?
So many little critters! And so little time!
Yes! Just your typical cute serial kitten!