Who will win the prize?And what is the prize? Worldview and politics? Scuffed shoes? Miss Piggy you muse? No! Just that old damn Fake Stream ‘Politics As Usual’ News! Follow your heart, follow the money, follow the fat cats, follow the very, very few… It’s just the same old cartoons and doodles as usual, no…… Continue reading Arm Wrestling Politics As Usual!
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The Sixth Nonsense!
I See Dead Bloggers!They’re everywhere! So, do beware! They’re here …they’re there … Some even sitting on that chair! Hopefully starring I know not where! In search of a post an idea a chance for a dopamine fix which will never satisfy the ghost whose finger clicks clicks forever in search of nowhere! David Redpath…… Continue reading The Sixth Nonsense!
Thus Begins Another Day!
Onward Marching Soldiers? With our swords by our side … or sides? Coronavirus does not define us in any way! No! It’s onward marching Wood Chucks… So! Thus begins another glorious day!
Anxious About Anxieties?
Wit and Wisdom for the Average Person:Even my anxieties have anxieties! anx-i-e-ty a feeling of worry, nervousness, or unease, typically about an imminent event or something with an uncertain outcome. “he felt a surge of anxiety” ************ Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask ‘Where have I gone wrong’, then a voice says to…… Continue reading Anxious About Anxieties?
Again! Back by Unpopular Demand: Tesla’s Pigeon Critical Reviews!
Critics Rave or is it Just Stark Raving Critics? You should know!👻👻👻 This has to be one of his most disturbing works I’ve seen to date. It is both beautiful and terrifying. I’m voting for “mortified!” Theatrealtair, Video Times & Rhymes *** 👻👻 Rarely if ever has a subsequent art piece been more disturbing than…… Continue reading Again! Back by Unpopular Demand: Tesla’s Pigeon Critical Reviews!
An Owl’s Red Sky Delight!
Red sky in the morning, Eagle take warning! Red sky at night, Owl’s delight! ************ Have you ever heard anyone use the above proverb? Hell No!!! However, Shakespeare did say something similar in his play, Venus and Adonis: “Like a red morn that ever yet betokened, Wreck to the seaman, tempest to the field, Sorrow to…… Continue reading An Owl’s Red Sky Delight!
A Very Healthy Morning Brew!
What a way to start your typical day.I do say! A Slow Lemon Magnesium Fizz: Start with a cup containing 3-4 oz of water: Then add: 1/2 tsp of Raw Unfiltered Apple Cider Vinegar a hefty tsp of 100% Certified Organic Raw Honey Heat for two to three minutes That should do the trick! Add…… Continue reading A Very Healthy Morning Brew!
Just a Jazzy Psycho Cat?
Thank GOD you’re not tiny and furry! And that my non-furry friend is just that!Some of the friskiest, furriers, and funniest cat jokes you’ll find on the INTERNET! https://www.bestlifeonline.com/cat-jokes/ How about a “hip cat”? Wasn’t that a saying during the late 60’s and 70’s? Asks rts – Facing the Challenges of Mental Health. Jive Talkin’…… Continue reading Just a Jazzy Psycho Cat?
The True Horror of STD! 😱
HAL’s Believe It or Don’t Believe It Cause I Don’t Give a Damn! Come on man! Did Wilt Chamberlain Really Sleep With 20,000 Women!? Dah…Surely not sleeping sleep!At 7’1″, Wilt Chamberlain may have been the most dominating and amazing basketball player of all time. In his legendary career, Chamberlain scored 31,419 points, including the unbelievable…… Continue reading The True Horror of STD! 😱
The Untimely Death of a Blog Rabbit!
Oy Vey Today:Sorry to announce that Mikey the Fitbit Rabbit died today of a heart attack while jogging! He was only 7 years old and tried his best to live a healthy rabbit lifestyle. He kept current on the latest in health and nutrition, neuroplasticity, traditional Chinese Medicine, acupressure, Ted Talks, and the New York…… Continue reading The Untimely Death of a Blog Rabbit!
Poachin’ With the Fitbit Rabbit in the Twilight Zone!
Most Seriously: There are really basically only three effective ways of catching an octopus:The first being to simply dive down and grab the octopus with your hand, out of whatever rock crevice it’s hiding it. A blunt rod can help in this by coaxing them out of their hiding spot. The other way is to…… Continue reading Poachin’ With the Fitbit Rabbit in the Twilight Zone!
The Telltale Post from the Couch Potato Today!
A funny thing happened to me on my way to the couch today! Hey! I don’t see a couch potato on that overloaded sofa!! He’s taking the photo, you idiot! And there is thatDamn dead lizard In the upper right corner Mad as can be! …… Cute Judy Lee did say to me: So am…… Continue reading The Telltale Post from the Couch Potato Today!
Oh, The Good Life
Is laced with good relationships ……Is laced with spirituality …… The good life also has it’s risks …… To quote Henry David Thoreau, Essayist Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion. Live…… Continue reading Oh, The Good Life
Just Some Nature Stuff!
Just some Mother Nature droppingspicked up along the way on my morning walk around Weldon Circle one day! Add a couple Emojis and you have an underwater scene near Coconut Bay! ———— A song noted by Rethinking Scripture: Isn’t there a song about Coconut Bay? Hmmmm…. …… Coconut Bay Song Lyrics by: Sugar Ray!Down in…… Continue reading Just Some Nature Stuff!
I’m Just an Italian Doodle Dandy!
An Italian Suba torpedo a hero sandwich Scribbled the South Philly Italian Hoagie Way! A long bread bun or rollwith meat galore. Like Salami mortadella capicolla ham Them, I do adore!Add tomatoes onions sour pickles green bell and hot peppers for sure. Finally top with Greek olives olive oil salt black pepper provolone cheese and…… Continue reading I’m Just an Italian Doodle Dandy!
Believe In Your #Selfie!
Ha, Ha…OMG WTF or WOW That’s Fine! Yes! An actual selfie taken by an actual social media type!Sure does look dopamine fixed! Or is that f*+t@D! Must be from one of those countries with fluoridated water! Just look at his teeth! What do you mean …… HIS TEETH!? A Celebes Black Crested Macaque took a…… Continue reading Believe In Your #Selfie!
He’s Just a Handy, Dandy, Rough-and-Ready Wader Type!
He’s Surely Back!Just a posh high-fashion wetlands prowler seen across Eurasia. A marsh wader loyal to his lek. Or is it, he likes to take a lek?Yes! It’s really ‘independents day’ for this dandy male fellow all fluffed-ruffed and lekking for a frightful mock fight. Yes!Trying as he might to entice a visiting softer female…… Continue reading He’s Just a Handy, Dandy, Rough-and-Ready Wader Type!
My Most Sacred Sabbath Traditional Delights!
For telepathic fat catsthose strapped in straitjackets tight swinging “tennis-anyone” racket sights pensive on a Moon-lite quiet lonely night and especially for Heliophilecooksandwrites … and those in dire need of sanitary hand wipes! ************ My Sicilian grandmother’s “most holy” standard Saturday fare was surely not there!
My Dog Just Loves Them Juicy Burgers and Crispy Fries!
Is the Following Politically Incorrect to Animals? My dog just loves them juicy burgers my dog just loves them crispy fries that is why my cute poor little dog She just up and died!********* Cute Judy Lee says:”That sure ain’t funny! You do need more burgers and fries! ********* And that squirrelly squirrelin the tree…… Continue reading My Dog Just Loves Them Juicy Burgers and Crispy Fries!
The End is Definitely Near!
Armadillon…⚡️🔥⚡️🔥⚡️ The final battle between the good and evil blogs before the Day of Literary Judgment! Or is it just downright illiteracy? It will be a catastrophic conflict, seen as likely to destroy the WordPress world and the entire illiterate blogging race! “Pray tell, why the Armadillo?” You ask! Well! Why not!? Armadillon? Armageddon? Need…… Continue reading The End is Definitely Near!
