The decline and fall of The Mysterious Blogger: What a difference a post story makes. Yes! But you’ve got no story! I know! But I’ve got stupid art and stupider quotes. Hence, I unashamedly go where no post has gone before… “With My Sword by My Side or Sides!” “Out of the Box But in…
Tag: humor
Why Are You Always Clicking With Pam?
The following is not a joke! The following is ‘oh so’ true! Yes! Why are you always clicking with PAM? Why am I what!? You’re always clicking with Pam? Who’s Pam? You know … PAM! And how do I click with Pam? You just do? I hear it all the time! Do you hear it…
Beware the Cookie Thief: How Wrong Can She Be?
The Cookie Thief by Valerie Cox A woman was waiting at an airport one night, with several long hours before her flight. She hunted for a book in the airport shops, bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop. She was engrossed in her book but happened to see, that the man…
For Rent: A Comfy Cave With a View!
A large one room comfy cave for rent with a waterfront view! Currently occupied by a mighty mite! Originally, a two-by-two inch doodle with no direction in sight. Why it looks the way it does, I have no idea try as I Mighty Mite! And as a bonus, the mite comes free! The original enhanced…
Pinks Really Do Exist!
The Octagon finally admits: They’re real … Pinks Exist! The US military has officially published three UFO videos. Why doesn’t anybody seem to care? https://theconversation.com/the-us-military-has-officially-published-three-ufo-videos-why-doesnt-anybody-seem-to-care-137498 I knew it all along! You do know you’re bonkers, don’t you? Look! Galaxies are categorized according to their visual morphology as elliptical, spiral, or irregular. … This follows a…
What If All Dog’s Don’t Go To Heaven?
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” —Will Rogers (actor, Connecticut Yankee) And the same for butterflies and a few cats!? “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” —Andy Rooney (contributor, 60 Minutes) 🐶…… “I wonder if other dogs think poodles…
What Is It All About 👉🏽 Postie?
Get a Life Or Drink More Wine? An 11 by 18 snapshot of a bit of my art over my 2+ years of blogging. Is there Method in My Madness, Madness in My Method or just plain Madness in My Mind? You 👉🏽 …. 🧐 … Decide? Yes! What IS IT All About? Postie?
Let Me Rhyme, Rhyme, Rhyme!
The rhymes fall through the sorrow that surely surrounds me The sun can never lift the mist that lays all around me Let me rhyme, let me rhyme Let the rhymes come out of me Let me rhyme, let me rhyme Let me rhyme, rhyme, rhyme My life was like a flower burning in the…
Is It Time to Move On Down that Road?
Once Again… Is it time to pack up move on down the road to greener pastures happier days… Happier Times? Is it really worth the effort? Am I posting to ‘like’ hosts? Should my fruitless posts continue? Or should I just …… Give Up Them Ghosts? 👻👻👻 And look elsewhere For that proverbial Cloud Nine…
A Healthy Sunday Feast For a Ravenous Vegan Beast!!!
Thanks Leonard – The Plantbase Patriot! Easy Side Dish? ……… Sunday Brunch Bar at the Venice Inn: Food for thought? You are what you eat? Fish…Greens…Nuts…Beans…and Occasional Dark Chocolate!
Da Vinci’s in a Mirror Image Darkly Revisited!
There are three classes of people: those that see, those that see when they are told, and those that do not see… Leonardo da Vinci And may I add another special class: those bloggers that ‘like…like…like’ even though they only rarely see. And that sometimes was once even me! Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci (15…
Nonsensical, Lack of Spirituality Thursday!
What’s With Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy for God’s Sake? Well! Desperate times require desperate posts! And the meek frogs Shall inherit The blogs! Taken from The Sermon on the Bog! ⚡️⚡️⚡️ May God surely have mercy on your sinful blog! … Cute Judy Lee ⚡️⚡️⚡️ Ribbit Just Leapfrogging My way To Hell This…
Doin’ the ‘Amazing’ Funky Chicken!
The Bald Bikini Chicks waxing …… singing Southern Fried Funky! Art for the artless. And you know who you be! The War of the AntsI Yes! Along with some art that gave some people the creeps, by the way! Damn ants, everywhere they be! You can’t win the total war you see. Cause the total…
‘Keep Your Cool’ Tuesday!
Whatever you do don’t ever lose it in a post! Stay cool try your darnest not to drool. It only makes you look like a fool! Like me! Sitting in the loo on the stool! As the French throngs shout Gardez l’eau! 💦
Watch Out! The Birds Have Pooped!
If only I had known what awaited me that faithful morning when a neighbor saw me walking barefoot to begin my usual uneventful morning stroll: Watch out! The birds have pooped!” Yes! If only I could relive that brief moment in time and have heeded that warning instead of going on to walk where ‘no…
Tiny Tim and Little Gill Went Up That There Hill!
Tiny Tim and Little Gill hand-in-hand frolicked up the hill. They said, “To get a bucket of water.” ……. The hours, days, weeks, months did pass! The villagers they did wonder. Had the dreaded Midget Monster done his plunder!? Was it really a bucket of water that they wanted? Again, they did ponder. ://///: Yes!?…
Maybe It’s All Just Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics!
It’s the News at 7: Figures often beguile me, particularly when I have the arranging of them myself; in which case the remark attributed to Disraeli would often apply with justice and force: “There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.” Mark Twain’s Own Autobiography: The Chapters from the North American Review….
A Delicious 8-Course Spider Meal!?
Somebody said, “The average person swallows 8 spiders in their sleep each year!” Studies have also shown that you’re never more than 10 feet away a spider, and one estimate puts you as close as three feet. 🕷🕷🕷 Ugh! Ugh! Yummy … Gummy … Doggy Do-Do! “Who in the hell said that?” you ask! A…
Yes! Let Us Bless the Rains Down in Africa!
African Animals and Symbols ……… and some Emoticons added for special effect here and there! 💧💦…💧💦…💧💦…💧💦…💧💦…💧💦 Africa! A beautiful and majestic land, rich with lust plant-life and magnificent animals. African animals play a huge part in African culture. Their symbolism can be found throughout countless pieces of art and historical accouterments. Each animal has it’s…
Give Me Seven Doodles For Seven Days Revisited!
I did the doodles my way. Just seven doodles on seven days with no particular rhyme and no particular reason and no particular BS to say. So it’s up you to say in your own unique way or ways this day! What is a doodle? (Wikipedia.org) A doodle is a drawing made while a person’s attention is…
