Tag: Health

Posted in Information, Philosophy, Science

Tickle My Neurons, Please!

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A work of art, music, a majestic vista, a group of animals—tickle the neurons in our heads the most.

And recent research has shown that humor and laughter may be the healthiest things our brains can experience.

So boldly jest where no one has dared to rib-tickle before!

Embrace the absurb, inappropriate, and unusual …

Be different …

Draw a cartoon …

Think Out-of-the-Box …

Break wind in a crowded elevator …

Post a joke …

Exercise and stimulate your Humorocampus (?) to alleviate the cognitive symptoms of depression!

Yes!

Laugh, activate your brains, tickle your neurons, and enhance your well-bring!

Reference:

Reader’s Digest, September 2019, Laugh Yourself Smarter: How Humor Builds Brains.

Adam Piore

Posted in Parody

Killing Me Softly … With Hard Salami! 🎼…🎸…🎷

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A Parody inspired by the song, Killing Me Softly, as sung by Roberta Flack!

Peeling off the salami slices with my fingers

on bread with brown mustard I thee make

Killing me slowing that salami

Killing me softly that processed meat

Shortening my whole life maybe by years

Killing me softly with it’s calories, fat, sodium and pork and beef!

*************

I do love that salami!

And so does Cute Judy Lee and Oreo the emotional suppot dog … a Cuban Havenese!

Good grief!!!

Posted in Health, Lifestyle, true life

Driving Miss Norma!

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90-year-Old woman declined chemo, started to travel with her dog instead!

As doctors,” he said, “we see what treatment looks like everyday. ICU, nursing homes, awful side effects and honestly, there is no guarantee she will survive the initial surgery to remove the mass. You are doing exactly what I would want to do in this situation. Have a fantastic trip!”

Here is the article:

https://www.homesluxury.net/90-year-old-woman-traveling-with-dog/?fbclid=IwAR0LWFP9ak78OTi9Tnz5o8hAX9pOgiTxjrcOJG-vBQt30qXWHWzZ-Hg_jJk

Posted in Faith, Prose

When the Rain Returns to the Clouds!

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When you pray over water

the water absorbs

and welcomes

your prayers

so that when it evaporates

it carries your prayers

into the sky

the universe

for all to share

and

again condenses

to form the clouds

to complete

the spiritual cycle!

Yes

when the rain

returns to the clouds

your prayers

are answered

and the world

becomes

a much better place!

@copyrightsworld.com

Posted in Art, Prose

Death of a Blog Rabbit!

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Sorry to announce that Mikey the Fitbit Rabbit died today of a heart attack while jogging! He was only 7 years old and tried his best to live a healthy rabbit lifestyle.

He kept current on the latest in health and nutrition, neuroplasticity, traditional Chinese Medicine, acupressure, Ted Talks, and the New York Yankees baseball statistics!

But he made a fatal mistake and finally went to see a family doctor who prescribed to many meds, ordered procedures and referred him to a Cardiologist. A Cardiologist who immediately prescribed three medications for high blood pressure, took an EKG, performed a Stress Test, said he had Arithmia, A-fib, diarrhea insipidus and Stage 3 hammertoes!

Go figure!

He was a real trooper, top drawer, a cut above the rest! For those that knew him best, one of a kind, out of the box, foxy rabbit!

He will truly be missed! 💦

Especially by Cute Judy Lee, Big Pharma, the prescribing doctor’s, and the one remaining ardent

New York Yankees fan!