How To Eat A Leaning Sandwich in Pisa with Pizza!

From the Dumbest Blog Ever! Sandwiches are a very popular food. They taste good, they’re convenient and easy to eat. If you’re trying to figure out the best method for consuming… 390: How To Eat A Sandwich With the dumbest and most appropriate reply ever! I’ve been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It’s a…

Let’s Make Sunday Brunch Great Again!

Take back Sunday! Take back Lunch!! Especially, Take Back Sunday Brunch!!! Yes! So long sad times Go long bad times We are rid of you at last Howdy gay times Cloudy gray times You are now a thing of the past Happy days are here again The skies above are clear again So let’s sing…

Tony’s Beaten Beet Meatballs!

“I’ll make you a beaten beet meatball you will always refuse!” Made-Chef Tony Spitsarelli: “The Best Beaten Beet Meatballs I Did Never Eat.”‘ (Mob Voices, 1965) Washing your hands before preparation is not recommended. It does spoil the flavor! Beat the beet with a mallet, pealing first the beet, that is. Firmly hand mix into…

Yes, Our Sunday Brunch!

Brunch at the Venison Inn! A lot of latitude; some attitude; a sprinkling of animals; Monkey Beef Jerky; and much more at the serving bar! Damn it’s Hot! ♨️♨️♨️ Brunch was first coined by English writer Guy Beringer, who suggested a “new meal, served around noon, that starts with tea or coffee, marmalade and other…

Killing Me Softly … With Hard Salami! 🎼…🎸…🎷

A Parody inspired by the song, Killing Me Softly, as sung by Roberta Flack! Peeling off the salami slices with my fingers on bread with brown mustard I thee make Killing me slowing that salami Killing me softly that processed meat Shortening my whole life maybe by years Killing me softly with it’s calories, fat,…

General Tso’s Fast Food Restaurant Not Near Yu!

General Tso’s chicken is s popular sweet deep-fried chicken dish that is served in North American Chinese restaurants. The dish is named after Zuo Zongtang (also romanized Tso Tsung-t’ang), a Qing dynasty statesman and military leader. However, there is no recorded connection to him nor is the dish known in Hunan, Zuo’s home province. The…

A Vegan’s Begging Prayer Be!

A Leonard Guida Inspiration: Oh, woe is me! Feed yourself meat Eat those steaks And burgers eat. Saving the planet? Not Neat! You feasting meat-eating beast! A Vegan’s Begging Prayer ****** Eat meat and say a prayer for the dead? Personally, I love salami, hot dogs and steak. But I am cutting back and trying…

Yes! I Am Not a Vegetable!!!

I am not a fruit or vegetable!!! I … am … a Human Bean!!! No! Actually, I’m an Obscene … Legume … Bean! David Redpath: I presume a legume needs cookin’ before consumin’  Or am I just nuts? Yes, they should be cooked! Some of the methods for cooking legumes include: Stove-top – put legumes…

Sunday Brunch Marchathon!

Onward Christian Woodchuck …… March on … March on … with to much food on your tray … and You’ll Never Eat Alone! Yes! … You’ll … Never … Eat ALONE!!! So let’s pray! It’s Sunday! Brunch Day! Yes!  A Munchie brunch for which Tantalus must suffer punishment in Tartarus!  As we all eventually must…

I Am a Disposible Coffee Cup!

They say, I am not microwaveable. I am a disposible coffee cup! They warn, I am hot and spill-able. I am just a coffee cup! My contents wake you up feed your addiction. I am a sad coffee cup! When you’ve had your fill of me, you toss me like trash! I am now a…

Tales From the Shopping Cart Crypt!?

Helpful Tales From the Crypt? No! Tales From the Coronavirus Shopping Cart Crypt! For those who suffer from Shopping Cart Syndrome (SCS) and fear of Coronavirus Exposure each week. “Shopping cart syndrome” can be caused by over-shopping and can lead to both mental and physical pain! It has recently been discovered that Cartimox can help…

A Churchill Sunday Brunch at the Venice Inn

Peaceful, relaxing Sunday nosh at the Venice Inn: Brunch, the boozy portmanteau of breakfast and lunch. A late morning nosh, an opportunity to socialize with family and friends while easing last-nights hangover with a cup of Java or the ‘hair of the dog;‘ and a melange of food and dishes. Who even writes like this…