Posted in Art, Dogs, Entertainment

The Phantom of the Organ!

Coming soon to a post near you!

The Phantom of the Organ!

Starring Oreo the Emotional Support Dog

Being recorded as I post.

The Phantom dog is a virgin Havanese female dog who wears a mask and is deformed. She lives in a Havana Cat House in the cellar, actually the third level underneath. She falls madly in love with a handsome yellow male Calico cat called Chris.

The Phantom dog is very dynamic, mesmerizong, sensual but I fear, ghostly!

Posted in Poetry

A Total Eclipse of the Mime?

Sometimes my mind does get foggy

And the words don’t come around

Every now and then I get a little bit lonely

So I listen to my favorite soulful sounds!

The drama begins and my gestures do abound

My expressions movements mimic the sound

And low and behold

It all does come around

causing a Total Eclipse of the Mime!


A total eclipse of the Clown!

Posted in Art, humor

Just Playing With My Organ, Dear!

Retired and have decided to learn to play the piano. So I bought a professional keyboard which I can play music on as all types of instruments. But as not to disturb anyone, I play with earphones on!

As I pound away on the keyboard, my wife will sometimes ask from another room,

Are you playing with your Organ!?

To which I oft reply,

Yes, dear!

Are you playing with your Chest ……….. of Drawers?

Posted in Comedy

Sure-Fire Borsch Belt Divorce Court Humor!!!

Nothing that follows, does, in any way, apply to my wife to whom I have been happily married for almost 48 years!



Now, take my wife…

Please!!! 🤗🤗🤗

Henny Youngman …🎻🎻🎻


Really dear! Do you still love me as much as when you first met me?

I have very little recollection of ever having met you! 😏🤔🤭


Again dear … do you truly love me?

Is the Pope Jewish?


Honey, is my rear end to big?

Is that a statement or a question?


When my wife lays around the house, she literally lays around the house!


Did you just whisper Pam again!? And who is Pam anyway?

Yes! Your rear end is monumental and should be deemed a National Treasure or at the very least be listed in the Guinness Book of World Records!


Dedicated to all the divorce lawyers out there and everywhere!


In recognition…