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The Phantom of the Organ!
Starring Oreo the Emotional Support Dog
Being recorded as I post.
The Phantom dog is a virgin Havanese female dog who wears a mask and is deformed. She lives in a Havana Cat House in the cellar, actually the third level underneath. She falls madly in love with a handsome yellow male Calico cat called Chris.
The Phantom dog is very dynamic, mesmerizong, sensual but I fear, ghostly!
Sometimes my mind does get foggy
And the words don’t come around
Every now and then I get a little bit lonely
So I listen to my favorite soulful sounds!
The drama begins and my gestures do abound
My expressions movements mimic the sound
And low and behold
It all does come around
causing a Total Eclipse of the Mime!
No!
A total eclipse of the Clown!
Now that’s a really good question!
Do I play Chess?
Yes! I sometimes play Chess.
But, only when I ‘m horny!
Against the damn Devil that is!
Retired and have decided to learn to play the piano. So I bought a professional keyboard which I can play music on as all types of instruments. But as not to disturb anyone, I play with earphones on!
As I pound away on the keyboard, my wife will sometimes ask from another room,
Are you playing with your Organ!?
To which I oft reply,
Yes, dear!
Are you playing with your Chest ……….. of Drawers?
Nothing that follows, does, in any way, apply to my wife to whom I have been happily married for almost 48 years!
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Now, take my wife…
Please!!! 🤗🤗🤗
Henny Youngman …🎻🎻🎻
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Really dear! Do you still love me as much as when you first met me?
I have very little recollection of ever having met you! 😏🤔🤭
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Again dear … do you truly love me?
Is the Pope Jewish?
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Honey, is my rear end to big?
Is that a statement or a question?
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When my wife lays around the house, she literally lays around the house!
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Did you just whisper Pam again!? And who is Pam anyway?
Yes! Your rear end is monumental and should be deemed a National Treasure or at the very least be listed in the Guinness Book of World Records!
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Dedicated to all the divorce lawyers out there and everywhere!
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In recognition…
