Dat’s Life Doggie Wednesday

When you’re down and out and you have little energy and will even to shout just take heed of what little Frankie “the Hotdog” Sinsnoutra, old red eyes, would often soulfully bark and howl…… (Translated, of course…) 🎼…🎹…🎮…🎸…🎺…🎻…🥁…🎻…🎼 Yes!!! Dat’s life (dat’s life) Dat’s watt them people do say You’re struttin’ high in April Pissin’…

From Jazz and Trump to “Make Flies Great Again!”

From International Jazz Legend, Lionel Hamster, through “Trump on a Stump” to “Make Flies Great Again!” This summarizes My Muse Psycho perfectly, you see! Need I say more? What about “Einstein in Lowlight Contemplating a Blue Butterfly Astride a Bike?” Now that is really deep! Whatever does work for you!

Amy Clouzine Award —- Best Music Video!

AMY’S AMAZING NEW MUSIC NEWS.. My Friends, I’m EXCITED To Announce That My “Make Me A Butterfly” Music Video & Original Song Was Chosen As The ‘BEST MUSIC VIDEO” For The 2020 Fall “CLOUZINE INTERNATIONAL MUSIC AWARDS”YOU CAN WATCH MY “MAKE ME A BUTTERFLY” MUSIC VIDEO HERE.. Or On My You Tube Channel…. http://www.youtube.com/amybarbera The…

The AI Godblogger, Part III!

Like … her name … is …… Sophia! Dot Dot Dot 🎺 Data 🎸 Dot Dot Data 🎻 Dot Dot Dot ……🎼…⚰️ And like The Godfather trilogy Part III … This is definitely the worst post of my blogging trilogy! …… …… …… I’ll make (them) a muffin (they) can’t refuse! AI Revenge is a…

Do You Play Chess? ♟◽️◾️◽️♟

Now that’s a really good question! Do I play Chess? Yes! I have played Chess. At least I did in the way, way past! But, only when I was horny! Against the damn Devil that is. Sneaky bastard he be! Now the dumbestblogger made an unusual move, Knight to f4. But I just countered, Knight…

The Phantom of the Organ!

Coming soon to a post near you! The Phantom of the Organ! Starring Oreo the Emotional Support Dog Being recorded as I post. The Phantom dog is a virgin Havanese female dog who wears a mask and is deformed. She lives in a Havana Cat House in the cellar, actually the third level underneath. She…

It’s Calvin Klein Hairball Fashion!

A high-fashion Hairball model cat-walking on a New York Fashion Show runway … Hairball Style is wearing Calvin Klein Fish Pants to McDonald’s, carrying an expensive Gucci Saint Laurent Purse to play Soccer.  Yes! It’s all about personally, confidence and seduction. It is artistically overpowering and it makes you daydream and want to scream. It’s…

International Christian Film and Music Festival Awards Ceremony!

Amy Barbera: Dad here is the new post & video I put up from the ICFF Awards this past Saturday where I was Nominated for “Artists of the Year”… The announcer pronounced my (our) last name wrong in the video as you will see!!!!! AWARDS VIDEO-2020 ICFF AWARDS- AMY BARBERA    ************ AMY’S NEW MUSIC…

A Total Eclipse of the Mime?

Sometimes my mind does get foggy And the words don’t come around Every now and then I get a little bit lonely So I listen to my favorite soulful sounds! The drama begins and my gestures do abound My expressions movements mimic the sound And low and behold It all does come around causing a…

A Starch Is Born!

That Lady Gagging and Bradley Pooper: Singing their hit single “Swallow!” 🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼 Tell me somethin’, fool Are you happy eatin’ starchy food? Or do you like it strained Not chunky, gunky, sticky like a messy ghoul? I’m starving It’s diner time I find myself Ever longin’ for pasta fazool And in these hungry times I…

Oreo Performing, “The Howling of the Night!”

Oreo, The Phantom Dog of the Opera, performing her soulful howling at the opera house or is it at the Hard Rock Cafe doggie pen! Video Courtesy TC Copeland…The Dog Whistler Vocals: Oreo the emotional support dog Emotional Support Human: Amy Barbera Oreo Howling/TC Whistling:

Sure-Fire Borsch Belt Divorce Court Humor!!!

Nothing that follows, does, in any way, apply to my wife to whom I have been happily married for almost 48 years! 🤜🏻🗣🔫 ************ Now, take my wife… Please!!! 🤗🤗🤗 Henny Youngman …🎻🎻🎻 ************ Really dear! Do you still love me as much as when you first met me? I have very little recollection of…