Posted in Art, Dogs, Entertainment

The Phantom of the Organ!

Coming soon to a post near you!

The Phantom of the Organ!

Starring Oreo the Emotional Support Dog

Being recorded as I post.

The Phantom dog is a virgin Havanese female dog who wears a mask and is deformed. She lives in a Havana Cat House in the cellar, actually the third level underneath. She falls madly in love with a handsome yellow male Calico cat called Chris.

The Phantom dog is very dynamic, mesmerizong, sensual but I fear, ghostly!

Posted in Poetry

A Total Eclipse of the Mime?

Sometimes my mind does get foggy

And the words don’t come around

Every now and then I get a little bit lonely

So I listen to my favorite soulful sounds!

The drama begins and my gestures do abound

My expressions movements mimic the sound

And low and behold

It all does come around

causing a Total Eclipse of the Mime!

No!

A total eclipse of the Clown!

Posted in Art, humor

Just Playing With My Organ, Dear!

Retired and have decided to learn to play the piano. So I bought a professional keyboard which I can play music on as all types of instruments. But as not to disturb anyone, I play with earphones on!

As I pound away on the keyboard, my wife will sometimes ask from another room,

Are you playing with your Organ!?

To which I oft reply,

Yes, dear!

Are you playing with your Chest ……….. of Drawers?

Posted in Comedy

Sure-Fire Borsch Belt Divorce Court Humor!!!

Nothing that follows, does, in any way, apply to my wife to whom I have been happily married for almost 48 years!

🤜🏻🗣🔫

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Now, take my wife…

Please!!! 🤗🤗🤗

Henny Youngman …🎻🎻🎻

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Really dear! Do you still love me as much as when you first met me?

I have very little recollection of ever having met you! 😏🤔🤭

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Again dear … do you truly love me?

Is the Pope Jewish?

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Honey, is my rear end to big?

Is that a statement or a question?

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When my wife lays around the house, she literally lays around the house!

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Did you just whisper Pam again!? And who is Pam anyway?

Yes! Your rear end is monumental and should be deemed a National Treasure or at the very least be listed in the Guinness Book of World Records!

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Dedicated to all the divorce lawyers out there and everywhere!

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In recognition…