Posted in food, Prose, That’s Life

Tomato Montage Doodle Soup for the Soul!

A reheated and renamed past post!

All around the blogging world, people seem to agree that there is something so comforting about a hot bowl of tomato montage doodle soup. It warms you up from the backside in and out.

Add some tomato pasty scribbles to slurp, easy to chew doodle veggies, and the belly-filling goodness of chicken (?) and you’ve got yourself a winning prescription for health and happiness.

Even if you’re not feeling dumb or stupid, this healthy soup from the Tesla 3-6-9 Memory Loss Challenge is a filling meal for any blogger. It’s also a great meal to prepare for a blogger who is sick, creatively challenged or contipated!

Posted in animals, Science, That’s Life

What Makes A Squirrel Squirrelly?

Yes! There are a lot of crazy squirrels out there!

And some of the things that really drive them nuts are:

If they sense you don’t share their worldview and politics!

Sound familiar?

If they return home after a long day of feeding to find that the path to their abode has been blocked off. When squirrels can’t get back their usual way they do what comes natural – they go bonkers and try to find a new way.

Sound familiar?

If you infringe on their territory or space which happens to be everywhere around them.

There must be a lot of squirrels in Washington DC.

Because they’re a squirrel. And that’s what squirrels naturally do?

As are so many of us!

If they have a sore throat and can’t make the usual chirping sounds and/or can’t expel a little gas!

A fart that is!

Because they’re bullies at heart, especially if they smell fear waffling from us humans!

Good hygiene can help!

If there are no Mad Squirrel Breweries in the local area!

Especially on Sundays during the Nutball season!

If you get to close to their paw-made leather motorcycle jackets or sissy ball bags.

But only in North America!

If the previous Homo Sapien they encountered really pissed them off!

Wait! That applies to most of us!

if they have been infected with Mad Squirrel Disease!

They must all be infected!

If you feed them. If you don’t feed them! If they sense you may or may not feed them!

What the hell does that mean!

If they sense you might mess with their nuts!

Male squirrels that is!!!

Female squirrels? The just harbor ‘nut envy!’

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Does anyone out there have any other reasons to share!?

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But fear not though! You see, squirrels don’t carry rabies. They are however known to carry the bubonic plague.

Posted in Art, Imagination, Poetry

My Top 4 Blog Posts

1. And Butterflies Do Fly!

https://getthemysteriousblogger.com/2019/03/09/and-butterflies-do-fly/

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2. Nobody Follow Me!

https://getthemysteriousblogger.com/2019/03/02/nobody-follow-me/

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3. Just One of Those Nights!

https://getthemysteriousblogger.com/2019/05/20/just-one-of-those-nights/

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4. Fruitful or Fruitless!

https://getthemysteriousblogger.com/2019/04/15/fruitful-or-fruitless/