Of Slobbering Dogs and Plotting Cats!

Just my objective-subjective experience. Or is it just plain stupidity? A dog loves us even though they know we are not a dog. A cat? I’d surely eat you if you were smaller! Dogs are very hyper social pets. Cats are surreptitious psychopets! Dogs will sleep on your bed lovingly anticipating your eventual wake up….

Oreo the Emotional-Support Emoticon Dog!

Finally! At last! A truly emotional emoticon with real animal magnetism and class! When in doubt include a cute animal. It’s just fog in the headlights. Such is Life!

What Kind of Mutt I Be!?

Yes! What Kind of Mutt I Be? That’s never had real love that’s been spayed hence never laid never had real doggie hugs! ****** What kind of fool I be? Just a barren shell? A lonely dog forced to sleep on a filthy rug ‘a scratching fleas! …… What kind of lips are these? That…

Emotional Support Dog of the Year! Decade! Century!

  Protected by Federal Law to include the federal Fair Housing Act and Air Carrier Access Act. Oreo is not a pet according to the US Department of Housing and Urban Development and thus cannot be charged pet fees. Don’t mess with Oreo or she’ll break your heart! Handlers: Cute Judy Lee & Elisa Bark…

The Phantom Dog of the Opera: Unmasked!

The Phantom Dog of the Opera, Oreo, pawing at my professional electronic keyboard with some stylist Jazz musical licks toward the end. The human ‘dog puppet master’ just gets in the way in my opinion! View on YouTube here: The Phantom Dog of the Opera is definitely psychotic. But who really cares. It’s only a…

The Agony of Being a Bi-Paw-er Dog!

Especially if she be an overly emotional left-pawed Emotional Support Dog! Living with Here’s Johnny From “The Shining” movie Who be Bi-Sicilian! As you probably already know, REDRUM is MURDER spelled backward! As is DLORAH HAROLD spelled backward. As Oreo barks “Bow Wow, Oy Vey!”

Like My Chocolate Truffle, Honey-Laced Coffee…🍩🍯☕️

Sans the donut, please…… No chocolate emoticon I fear! Sorry, Mr Policeman! ************ Take one fancy cub … no cup Add milk and/or (flavored) coffee Drop in a dark chocolate truffle or two Add a hefty spoonful of raw organic honey Microwave for a minute or two…… ************ Enjoy … I love it … my…

A Cute Cookie Wrapped in Tin Foil!

Oreo, the adorable cookie dog, wrapped snuggly in tin foil with friends! Laying low and sad because of too much social distancing! At least she has her toys and such! It’s a cookie dog’s life for sure!

Those Lizard Chasing Puppy Dog Eyes

Dogs seem to make those puppy dog eyes for the benefit of us humans. And for Oreo those oh so tempting lizards she spies. Yes! They rarely use that entreating facial expression when on their own, a recent study has shown. It has long been assumed that animal facial expressions are involuntary and dependent on…