What Election Results Are You Talking About?

The President and many of his loyal followers are taking every legal, and maybe illegal, means to overturn the results of the 2020 Election! “Make America Authoritarian Again!“ Democracy’s First Cut! The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine. George Bernard Shaw Us Pigeons of the US, in Order…

How To Eat A Leaning Sandwich in Pisa with Pizza!

From the Dumbest Blog Ever! Sandwiches are a very popular food. They taste good, they’re convenient and easy to eat. If you’re trying to figure out the best method for consuming… 390: How To Eat A Sandwich With the dumbest and most appropriate reply ever! I’ve been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It’s a…

Constantly Seeking Pam•Spermia!

My wife says I continuously whisper the name Pam! Who is Pam!? I know you have a special machine that you constantly communicate with Pam! ???????????? I called a local church recently to ask if my bedridden wife could maybe call people in need! She has an excellent manner and way of talking to almost…

Doodles Gone Wild!

Various random doodles drawn over numerous days in early October 2017 between 9 am and 2 pm and merged today: Sense, nonsense or senseless sent!

The Preliminary Results of the First Duck Debate!

Nine Ducks … Nine Duck Opinions! Three ducks for ‘The Donald.’ Three ducks for ‘The Biden.’ Two ducks don’t ‘Give a Duck! One duck committed suicide! His name was Chris Woodduck! You sure he wasn’t eaten by a Fox? I don’t think that is funny at all! You just think it is! No fiber at…

The Giant Einstein Tree of Knowledge! Go With the Helical Flow!

“Ja! Es gibt etwas an diesem Baum, das mich fasziniert!” Yes! There’s something about this tree that fascinates me! What could it be: E = m•tree•2 … the infamous Theory of Rela-tree-vity!# 🤮 …… 😩 The giant sequoia (Sequoiadendron giganteum) is the world’s most massive tree, and arguably the largest living organism on Earth. It is…

Mermaid on a Blue Pillow!

Cute Judy Lee’s mermaid on a blue pillow! What you have to understand about the mermaid legend is that it’s universal. No matter where you go, the mermaids got there first. Even inland, if there’s a big enough lake, I guarantee you there’s a local community with a story about women in the water with…

Stay At the Motel 369 If You Dare!

No matter the Universe, Dimension, Galaxy or Planet you pick next to stay and dine ….. Just make sure it’s always Motel 369©️! Nikola Tesla stayed there often! Other local sites and spaces to visit and some graffiti on ancient walls!

The Phantom of the Organ!

Coming soon to a post near you! The Phantom of the Organ! Starring Oreo the Emotional Support Dog Being recorded as I post. The Phantom dog is a virgin Havanese female dog who wears a mask and is deformed. She lives in a Havana Cat House in the cellar, actually the third level underneath. She…

The Phantom Dog of the Opera: Unmasked!

The Phantom Dog of the Opera, Oreo, pawing at my professional electronic keyboard with some stylist Jazz musical licks toward the end. The human ‘dog puppet master’ just gets in the way in my opinion! View on YouTube here: The Phantom Dog of the Opera is definitely psychotic. But who really cares. It’s only a…

Abracadabra Indeed ……

A word said by magicians performing magic tricks … like hocus pocus … Maybe gibberish to give the impression of arcane knowledge … mumbo jumbo … It is known to have been in use in 4th century Latin. But other theories abound from 2nd century Hebrew or Aramaic meaning: It will be created in my…