Where is this (post) needed the most?You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost. They tell me your blue skies fade to gray. They tell me your passion’s gone away and I don’t need no carryin’ on … (especially on this particular day!) Alvan and the Chipmunks So when all else fails buy…… Continue reading A Bad Day in Blogsville! Today!
Well! Sometimes it’s bigger than my bulbous nose! But never sweeter than my bulbous gas!My significant other says I look like an udder disgrace! The Horrors of Global Belching:The world’s 1.5 billion cows and billions of other grazing animals emit dozens of polluting gases, including lots of methane. Two-thirds of all ammonia comes from cows.…… Continue reading How’s My Cowlick, You Ask?
Just an Expanded Stinky Repost…Somebody Has To Do It!…💨 It will surely set you free especially in an elevator to everyone’s glee! Just push the button to the 101st floor who could really ask for anything more! Brrt, braaah, THPPTPHTPHPHHPH…phhhhhhrt, PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP, pff, prtrtrtrgurtrufnasutututut, prrrt, PFFT!, PHHhhhh…, SPLPLPLLLP, WHOooooffff, poot, prrrrrrrvt, scraeft, ppppppwwarrrrppppp, pllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooaaa…, … Ahh!…… Continue reading Belching and Farting for Better Health!
The Dumblestblogger inspires the dumbest post:Can we name him Ted? I think Ghost Ted is such a cute little name for such a cute little ghost! He was there is my past! He is definitely in my Armadillon future! Yes! Ghost Ted, the happiest and cutest ghost ever! Spooky? No! Ghost Ted is not spooky…… Continue reading Looking for Mr. Ghostbar Ted!
Sometimes bloggers can be a bit snarly, snarky, snide and ‘in no wise’ in the deep WordPress Sea! I do wonder why! The eye on the sea Has yet to believe The shark bit a hole in his knee! Quoth the Dumbestblogger, Forsure Learn something new today:Almost all puffer fish contain tetrodotoxin, a substance that…… Continue reading Are You A Deep Sea “In No Wise” Blogger?
In the Jungle, the Restless JungleThe lion peeks they say In the jungle, the wild jungle The lion gets his way! Yes……Near the ocean, the peaceful ocean The lion peeks they say Near the sea, the stirring sea The lion then eats his prey!
A collage, montage, a mind message ……What more can I really say? On this glorious ‘up URs’ Win Wang Wo Wednesday! More along the same vain! Or is it vein or vane? Chinese with Japanese dolls? We sure are far from the ‘Shallow Now!’ As sung by Lady GaggingAn extremely non-violent 1950s Oriental Biker Gang…… Continue reading Just the End of Another Win Wang Wo Wednesday
No! I don’t have time to reply to what you ask, post, boast and say! I have so much to do: work, work, working to make my way! You see, there are only 24 hours in the day: by the way! Well do you sleep maybe 6 to 8 hours a day? Do you work…… Continue reading You Must Have Some Time to Reply, I Say!
Ah-Chew or Ah-Choo to you!Put a handkerchief on a glass kitchen table you get a wondrous Middle Eastern desert scene! It’s a hot-and-dry subtropical desert indeed!
Thanks Leonard – The Plantbase Patriot! Easy Side Dish? ……… Sunday Brunch Bar at the Venice Inn: Food for thought? You are what you eat? Fish…Greens…Nuts…Beans…and Occasional Dark Chocolate!
There are three classes of people: those that see, those that see when they are told, and those that do not see… Leonardo da VinciAnd may I add another special class: those bloggers that ‘like…like…like’ even though they only rarely see. And that sometimes was once even me! Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci (15 April…… Continue reading Da Vinci’s in a Mirror Image Darkly Revisited!
What’s With Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy for God’s Sake?Well! Desperate times require desperate posts! And the meek frogs Shall inherit The blogs!Taken from The Sermon on the Bog! ⚡️⚡️⚡️ May God surely have mercy on your sinful blog! … Cute Judy Lee ⚡️⚡️⚡️ RibbitJust Leapfrogging My way To Hell This and every Other…… Continue reading Nonsensical, Lack of Spirituality Thursday!
Whatever you dodon’t ever lose it in a post! Stay cool try your darnest not to drool. It only makes you look like a fool! Like me! Sitting in the loo on the stool! As the French throngs shout Gardez l’eau! 💦
“Mind your own beeswax” and “it’s none of your beeswax” are common phrases you might hear being shouted by six-year-olds on the school playground; at a Senate Hearing or by immature bloggers on WordPress. That’s a good enough reason to use it: for me! For the uninitiated, they basically mean “mind your own business” or…… Continue reading Hey You! Mind Your Own Beeswax!
I did the doodles my way.Just seven doodles on seven days with no particular rhyme and no particular reason and no particular BS to say. So it’s up you to say in your own unique way or ways this day! What is a doodle? (Wikipedia.org) A doodle is a drawing made while a person’s attention is otherwise…… Continue reading Give Me Seven Doodles For Seven Days Revisited!
Calm down…Hang loose… Loosen up… Mellow out… Settle back… Take ten… or ‘Take Five’ if into Jazz… Take a load off…Unwind… Wind down… But this Grandfather clock doesn’t work any more! ************ “Dude” was once an insult referring to the city slickers just pretending to be cowboys. It’s pretty much a harmless word nowadays of…… Continue reading Hey You! Chill Out. Dude!
Deep chambers of memoriesplaces fears hidden knowledge. Truth obscured in shadows! Your Personal Dreamscape: The recurring landscape in your dreams. Sometimes Stark!Sometimes Illusive – All Too Familiar! A Personal Monster or Two: Maybe cute in a strange way! But cite not because Shadow Man is haunting! Sometimes Vivid and Strange! And if you’re lucky: Lucid…… Continue reading No Escape From Dreamscape!
👉🏼Here! 👉🏽Here! Yes! Hear! 🦻🏻 Hear! 🦻🏻 Hear! 🦻🏻 Wet Rag Friday at last is here! 🛁🧽🧼🖐 So! Break Open a Case 💼⛏ 🍺🍻🍺 Of Rocky Mountain High Coors Beer⛰🗻🏔 Or savor a fine older wine 🥂🥂🥂 From the very best grape vines 🤔🤭🤥 ?🍒?🌿?🌳?🌾? CUSE 🤬 … CUZ 🤷🏻♀️ … no… ‘Cause 🎊🎏🎉 There…… Continue reading Wet Rag Friday Is Here and Soon to be Gone!
A repost: but this time with more arrogance and feeling! And maybe a tad more politically incorrect? I have this theory that dogs were originally from Mars and cats from Venus! Dogs are cute and cuddly as pups and become slobbering, tail-wagging fools as adults. And we all know how much men love slobbering, wagging,…… Continue reading Really!? It’s 50 Shades of Cat Litter!
Yes!We all know the rain does fall from the clouds. And that the morning Sun does shine you see? But as for them butterflies? Well! They do flutter as they battle and fly and attack mail boxes, again you see!? What do you say to an overly religious rabbit zealot all decked out like a…… Continue reading Them Battling Butterflies, Jittery Rabbits and Squirrelly Squirrels Acting Squirrely!