So I stripped stark naked
walked the neighborhood sans shoes
pounding a drum-de-drum.
I really had nothing else to lose!
But someone called the law
even though I was senile
and having a ball!
My trial date is coming soon.
And at that trial
Going To Moon!
Inspired by my wife, Cute Judy Lee, and Kermit the Frog: exact order uncertain!
It’s Not Easy Being GOD!
He created the Universe and the infinite
number of complex and ordinary things.
But people tend to pass God by ’cause
He’s not out there like flashy
sparkles in the water or
trinkling stars in the sky.
But God’s in the colors of the Rainbow
and on the wind that stirs the trees.
Yes, God is cool and friendly-like
with a heart as big as all the oceans,
higher than all the tallest mountains
and tallest trees, especially
all the Northern California
Coastal Redwood Trees!
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Deep chambers of memories,
Truth obscured in shadows!
Your Personal Dreamscape:
The recurring landscape
in your dreams.
Sometimes Illusive – All Too Familiar!
A Personal Monster or Two: Maybe cute in a strange way!
But cite not because Shadow Man is haunting!
Sometimes Vivid and Strange!
And if you’re lucky:
Lucid almost alive!
There is a way to escape:
a portal to the Light!
But you must
with all your Dream Escape might!
Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere!
Music is basically folk music. Have you ever heard a horse sing? Maybe???
I think a horse was a finalist on America’s Got Talent!
If serious happy thoughts run through your mind. They will definitely show on your face.
You can only live ‘happy ever after’ one day at a time!
There are really only three effective ways of catching octopuses:
The first being to simply dive down and grab the octopus with your hand, out of whatever rock crevice it’s hiding it. A blunt rod can help in this by coaxing them out of their hiding spot.
The other way is to use a sharpened spear or knife and attempt to impale the octopus while underwater.
Lastly, certain commercial fishing traps or more traditional earthenware clay pots may be used as a more hands-off alternative.
The Fitbit Rabbit chose the hands-on approach when an Octopus he did so bravely pouch!
completely lacking in vanity!
Oh the horror!
Pink-laced blue sneakers
a poisonous black spider
those glaring red eyes!
Oh my the sorrow!
there’s always tomorrow!