When Will These Silly Wiseass Posts Cease?👻🤡🐶

When will these Dark poems part May those most glorious Sunshine Awards no longer warm my…. Achy Breaky Heart! Didn’t you write Some shit Like this before? Yup! Like every ugly utter day! Just ah Silly Hillbilly from South Phil-lie! NOT! ************LOL or Better Yet …… Up U-RS!!! Like a gasping fish desperately hanging from…… Continue reading When Will These Silly Wiseass Posts Cease?👻🤡🐶

What Did Einstein Really ‘C’!?

Updated Reblog: Some of the greatest insights have been born in dreams! Movie outlines have been formed; song melodies heard; and many of the greatest discoveries in human history realized. Yes! Even Albert Einstein, himself, finally had his ultimate breakthrough in a dream! He went to bed thinking about ……. E = m … d…… Continue reading What Did Einstein Really ‘C’!?

A Very Healthy But Mad Royal Doodle!

A glass of lemon water a day may help keep symptoms of anxiety and depression away!And more importantly, maybe even an occasional Doctor and some short-term medications. But Magnesium Lemon Fizz mixed with Green Tea is also an excellent choice! Then, why is that Lemon in the upper-left picture below eating a hotdog with a…… Continue reading A Very Healthy But Mad Royal Doodle!

Of Global Warming, Bowels, and Flatulating Cows!

Climate Change and/or Global Warming Alert!: Yes! And painting the tops of buildings white or covering with plants would help lower the city ‘heat island’ effect! And what about all those damn flatulating cows!? And Farty politicians either party Yes, would feeding Gas-X to farting cows help!? “Cow belches, conversely, are hilarious. It’s the rare…… Continue reading Of Global Warming, Bowels, and Flatulating Cows!

A Bee, a Butterfly, a Teddy, and a Whatever!

Yes! A Bee and a Teddy floating on flowers in the sky. So, you better get ready To Fly! *** ****** ********* Below is a drawing done with my right foot during a period of temporary insanity.Look! If an elephant can paint a self portrait with it’s trunk and a porpoise can do the same…… Continue reading A Bee, a Butterfly, a Teddy, and a Whatever!

Have You Noticed That Dad Has Been Acting a Little Strange Lately?

Just a Little…? The Silence of the Lamb Chop! Just Lately…? Could it be that dreaded …. Alz…heim…er’s thing, I do shutter to say … by the by? No, by the way!? Just another vote of confidence from Cute Judy Lee, my daughter, Amy, and Oreo, the overly emotional support dog, on this slow-muse Monday!…… Continue reading Have You Noticed That Dad Has Been Acting a Little Strange Lately?

Another Damn Trick of the Light!

That’s definitely not ‘real’ real!That’s a frightful sight! No! No! NO! It has to be… Just a damn trick of the light! But them Happy Days Are Certainly Going to Be Here! But When!? When we are all vaccinated? When we all become vegetarians? When the swallows come back to Capistrano? When COVID-19 is finally…… Continue reading Another Damn Trick of the Light!

Sometimes the Early Worm Does Get the Bird!

Yes!  Indeed!However, the early bird seems to breed a lot faster! Also, many scientist believe that birds evolved from Theropod dinosaurs.  And yes, maybe the same can be said of many scientists! But this is a worm not a bird!And don’t you know it and I surely didn’t…… The Early Worm Gets the Bird is…… Continue reading Sometimes the Early Worm Does Get the Bird!

Why Do You 👉🏽 🧐 Sometimes Hate My Posts?

Wait! The heading is just some clickbait to try to get you to click on and read this post! And to release some dopamine for a quick fix before you continue, a little bit let down, on your merry way. This particular ‘little news day!’ As I’ve posted too many times before, we now have,…… Continue reading Why Do You 👉🏽 🧐 Sometimes Hate My Posts?

Are Goldfish Potentially Better Bloggers, As Well As Husbands?

You Now Have A Shorter Attention Span Than A Goldfish! Kevin Mcspadden, TIME MagazineBased on a study from Microsoft Corporation…… (and maybe Bill Gates’ personal Experience?) The average attention span for the notoriously ill-focused goldfish is nine seconds, but according to a new study from Microsoft Corp., people now generally lose concentration after eight seconds,…… Continue reading Are Goldfish Potentially Better Bloggers, As Well As Husbands?

Whatever Happened to “Honest Hal?”

For some unknown reasons that fathom me…in the 2nd grade some of my teachers and fellow tiny classmates used to refer to me as Honest Hal. Was this just a subtle form of bullying ahead of it’s time, somehow? No, someHal? Now ‘Honest’ was debatable I do feel and I did not do anything to…… Continue reading Whatever Happened to “Honest Hal?”

From “The Bard” on an Abacus to a Nappy Bow-Tied Grey!

Yes! From “The Bard” on an Abacus to a nappy Grey Alien With Top Hat and Bow Tie, Pink this day!Oh yes! Don’t overlook the flowery “whatever” in between! The rest below? Reused art to be seen, for sure! Shakespeare Quotes:By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, whoever, knocks!…… Continue reading From “The Bard” on an Abacus to a Nappy Bow-Tied Grey!

What Then is the Power of ‘Un?’

On this Sunday… WHAT THEN IS IT…The Power of Un-derstanding Yourself? -or Is It- The Power of Un-derstanding People? -or Is It- The Power of Un-soiled Un-derwear in a lucid dream? NO!!!Well then … What is the Power of ‘Un?’ If you actually read this then that is… The Power of ‘Un!’ ****** ****** ******…… Continue reading What Then is the Power of ‘Un?’