About Everything – About Nothing – About Everything In-Between! But Mostly “Out of My Mind!”
When I used to get my haircut, the barber or stylist would often say you have one hell of a cowlick and your hair grows like wildfire. But now as I’m getting older everyday, my cowlick has morphed into just a run-of-the- mill horse turd!
Hey! What’s with you always substituting an ass for a horse!? And a zebra? A squirrel admiring his nuts!?
You sure do need a lot of tender rest!
Love my hard salami. Even though every slice I eat may shorten my lifespan by at least a day…….
But I do exaggerate a bit!
Is salami healthy?
Well, like most everything else, it can fit into a healthy diet if only an occasional indulgence.
Yes! Apart from the wonderful spicy taste, salami is a good source of nutrients, vitamins and minerals. Consuming 26 gram of salami offers 0.8 µg of Vitamin B-12, 296 mg of Sodium, 5.77 g of Total Fat, 53 mg of Phosphorus, 10.7 µg of Fluoride, 0.57 mg of Iron, 3.8 µg of Selenium, 3.28 g of Protein and 0.049 mg of Copper. Moreover many Amino acids 0.036 g of Tryptophan,0.148 g of Threonine, 0.169 g of Isoleucine, 0.287 g of Leucine, 0.3 g of Lysine, 0.091 g of Methionine are also found in 26 gram of salami.
Well then, if it shortens my lifespan at least I’ll be a lot healthier to the end!
And Yes! This is definitely no baloney!
Yes!
It was just one of those nights.
Just one of those terror-filled frights.
A Tall Man for sure…
lurked over my bed.
Oh my,
the fear!
Oh my,
the dread!
***********
And so I lunged up in bed
threw a mean punch
at his head
and just
flew out of the bed!
Hit the stand!
Hit the floor!
Oh! Yes!
Who could ask for anything more!?
What can I really say?
This is what I post on a ‘slow muse day.’
When my imaginary little being runs out of fresh new ideas,
Who Cares!?
There’s whispering.
There’s Pam.
Those pesky emails and calls
which are mainly just scams!
There’s
a spinning fan
a strange
knock at the door.
There’s
three ducks in a row
doing the Can-Can.
And yes!
When she asks
the time
she’s always
an hour behind!
Is it eight o’clock?
No dear.
It’s nine!
Is that evening?
Or is that nighttime?
No!
We’re on New York
not Chicago time!
Oh my.
There’s Pam.
There’s whispering all the time!
That spinning fan.
And yes!
Those ducks
doing the Can-Can!
But now
she’s always
an hour behind!
Like
her
sagging
backside?
No!
Like
her sagging
behind!?
************
Me?
I like
to be
an hour ahead.
That way
I always know
where
I’m coming from!
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Wait!
If she’s an hour behind
and
I’m an hour ahead!
What time is it really?
Oh the dread!
They’re mainly from New York City
the suburbs
the Northeast.
They walk, talk, and even gawk
sound funny when they speak.
They look sour
like to cower
are smug
oh so grub
and waddle
half awake
or
is it half asleep?
They constantly judge
carry a grudge
and
are
arrogant
superior
“What is their beef?”
Wise?
Worldly?
Oh Yes!
Maybe!
But mainly
I do fear
for all to hear?
They are just
smart-ass
retired
Wisenheimer’s!
And even former
‘lost the thrill’
Two-Timers!
Of them
and
even me
do I speak!?
For the above reasons
in the ‘land of one’ season
I again speak!
Yes!
Just because?
No, no!
No indeed!
Just
for Otherwise!
