The decline and fall of The Mysterious Blogger: What a difference a post story makes. Yes! But you’ve got no story! I know! But I’ve got stupid art and stupider quotes. Hence, I unashamedly go where no post has gone before… “With My Sword by My Side or Sides!” “Out of the Box But in…
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The Day My Blog Stood Still! 💩…👺…🤮
Yes! The Day My Blog Stood Still. Again! Coming to a post near you… But surely not 👉🏽 You! Click, click, clickity clack… A really Slow Muse Day! Desperate times do require desperate posts! Ted … The Happy Ghost With the most! Are you kidding me? No wonder your post views are in a nose…
Beware the Cookie Thief: How Wrong Can She Be?
The Cookie Thief by Valerie Cox A woman was waiting at an airport one night, with several long hours before her flight. She hunted for a book in the airport shops, bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop. She was engrossed in her book but happened to see, that the man…
What Is It All About 👉🏽 Postie?
Get a Life Or Drink More Wine? An 11 by 18 snapshot of a bit of my art over my 2+ years of blogging. Is there Method in My Madness, Madness in My Method or just plain Madness in My Mind? You 👉🏽 …. 🧐 … Decide? Yes! What IS IT All About? Postie?
Is It Time to Move On Down that Road?
Once Again… Is it time to pack up move on down the road to greener pastures happier days… Happier Times? Is it really worth the effort? Am I posting to ‘like’ hosts? Should my fruitless posts continue? Or should I just …… Give Up Them Ghosts? 👻👻👻 And look elsewhere For that proverbial Cloud Nine…
Da Vinci’s in a Mirror Image Darkly Revisited!
There are three classes of people: those that see, those that see when they are told, and those that do not see… Leonardo da Vinci And may I add another special class: those bloggers that ‘like…like…like’ even though they only rarely see. And that sometimes was once even me! Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci (15…
Suicide, Coffee or Both!?
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? Albert Camus “But I don’t drink coffee!” “Well! Then most definitely kill yourself!” And the cups played on! Again! Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? (Well) in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. Albert Camus, A…
Doin’ the ‘Amazing’ Funky Chicken!
The Bald Bikini Chicks waxing …… singing Southern Fried Funky! Art for the artless. And you know who you be! The War of the AntsI Yes! Along with some art that gave some people the creeps, by the way! Damn ants, everywhere they be! You can’t win the total war you see. Cause the total…
A Very Healthy But Mad Royal Doodle!
A glass of lemon water a day may help keep symptoms of anxiety and depression away! And more importantly, maybe even an occasional Doctor and some short-term medications. But Magnesium Lemon Fizz mixed with Green Tea is also an excellent choice! Then, why is that Lemon in the upper-left picture below eating a hotdog with…
Just a Flicker of Lies!
Three tall towers in NYC did so miraculously happen to fall ‘free fall’ on 9/11… Jeffrey Epstein did so happen to commit apparent suicide, having been ‘on but then off’ suicide watch as the camera that watched his cell went blank and the guards did not visit every 30 minutes or so as required just…
Wet Rag Friday Is Here and Soon to be Gone!
👉🏼Here! 👉🏽Here! Yes! Hear! 🦻🏻 Hear! 🦻🏻 Hear! 🦻🏻 Wet Rag Friday at last is here! 🛁🧽🧼🖐 So! Break Open a Case 💼⛏ 🍺🍻🍺 Of Rocky Mountain High Coors Beer⛰🗻🏔 Or savor a fine older wine 🥂🥂🥂 From the very best grape vines 🤔🤭🤥 ?🍒?🌿?🌳?🌾? CUSE 🤬 … CUZ 🤷🏻♀️ … no… ‘Cause 🎊🎏🎉 There…
Just Your Typical Run-of-the-Mill Tale of Twelve Medications!
In Two Health Cities Concerning Bipolar Disorder & Insufficient Kidneys: A truly unusual doctor told me to stop Tricor and now all’s well now with my kidneys. It seems that in his practice experience that Tricor and statin drugs don’t always mix well. Who’d of thunk it? Not most doctors in my personal experience for…
Flash: It May Really Be the Loch Ness Eel
To quote Sparkonit: This revelation was like “the Spanish Inquisition.” Nobody expected that. Yes!  The Loch Ness Monster (or Loch Ness Minister for me) may just be a Humongous Eel, denomination uncertain! Monster or Eel whatever makes you happy or makes you feel spiritually good! Give me this day my daily nuts!
Them Battling Butterflies, Jittery Rabbits and Squirrelly Squirrels Acting Squirrely!
Yes! We all know the rain does fall from the clouds. And that the morning Sun does shine you see? But as for them butterflies? Well! They do flutter as they battle and fly and attack mail boxes, again you see!? What do you say to an overly religious rabbit zealot all decked out like…
Saturday Quotes for Sunday!
Oh! See that stately hawk Perched on a branch In that there tree Yes! Ain’t he all Proud as punch For all to see! ****** Everything is energy Everything is one We are all connected You …… Me The Universe And even the Lowest of the Low “Son of a Gun!” It is just one…
She’s a Pretty Ugly Woman, Don’t You Say?
Pretty Ugly Woman don’t say good bye! Pretty Ugly Woman don’t make me cry! Pretty Ugly Woman don’t you walk away. If that’s the way it must be, then OK. I guess I’ll go on home, ‘You Say It’s Late?’ They’ll be tomorrow, but please do wait. But then what do I really see? Is…
Nothing to Fear!
Really? My reply in part to Maranda Russell, marandarussell.com: How to Respond to Mean Comments: Nothing to fear Nothing to loss Nothing that I have Really to prove! But you better watch out You better not shout If you blantantly insult me Then you’ll be “down and out!” Tony ‘the Phony Poet’ Spitsarelli
Just Doodling Down the Blogway!!
Just a dumpster with it’s share of urban suburban art doodles! ************ An ancient doodle that becomes an extra ‘long haul’ truck. Driver’s Needed… ************ A typical blogging day: oh my golly! ************ A trolley folly! ************ Of barking dogs and a cutie shaking her booty! ************ When in doubt, overwhelm them with noodles, doodles…
He’s Nobody’s “A to Z” Fool!
He sometimes is: Arrogant Boastful Really un-Cool! He’s occasionally: too Dramatic a bit Erratic even Funny … tends to Drool! He is definitely not Gregarious really Harmful an Introvert, you see! He never Jeers … Has never Killed a deer … He Loves … Mountains Numbers and Out-of-Sequence trees! He Often is: too Political a…
May This Post Conversation Forever Rest in Pieces!
Inspired by Bharath Upendra, Bharath’s Banter post Resting in Pieces! https://ridiculousbharath.wordpress.com/2019/12/03/resting-in-pieces/ ************ Ah! The power of positive blogging! I guess so, Sarge. So, how’s it going? Sometimes up … 👆🏼 Sometimes down … 👇🏼 But mostly spinning … 💫 Around and around! … 🌪 Why don’t you stop Look around? Maybe something that’s lost Is…
