judyscorneroftheworld.com/2019/12/06/damn-floor-under-me/ Hello …… My NAME is CUTE JUDY LEE! A funny thing DID happen to ME! On the WAY … to the bathroom … you SEE! But it wasn’t Funny for the FLOOR, Golly GEE! ‘CAUSE the FLOOR is NOW Covered With PEE! So! … Up Yours … Damn Floor Under Me!!! Hilarious Recitation by…
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Ted the Emoji and Me!
How would I cope? Being devoid of hope? Praying on my knees? Yes!!! What would I be? Would I be lost? Without… Ted the Emoji and Me!? And ….. This Silly Group You See!
In the Queue In The London Airport Loo!
Just some random scribbles that became dibbles(?) depicting a queue of assorted animals at the London Heathrow Airport Loo … waiting patiently to ‘shall we say’ do a wee! ************ Or was it ‘do a dribble in a lucid dream at the London Zoo?’ Or was it just “a normal run-of-the-mill” screaming dream? Yes –…
More 50 Shades of Sexism!
Hopefully guaranteed to get under somebody’s PC craw! This an actual photo of a Wader Bird and I just added sunglasses and a purse … just because it looked appropriate! Wait a minute! It looks a bit like a Kardashian! But the butt isn’t big enough! Waders are birds commonly found along shorelines and mudflats…
Are You Jewish?
A woman on a train walked up to a man across the table. “Excuse me,” she said, “but are you Jewish?” “No,” replied the man. A few minutes later the woman returned. “Excuse me,” she said again, “are you sure you’re not Jewish?” “I’m sure,” said the man. But the woman was not convinced, and…
Just What Can I Really Say? Today?
Monday, November 16, 2020⁉️ Truly Honest to Godly Pray Tell Just What Can I Really say On this Have a Party With Your Bear Day!? Have a Party with Your Bear Day is one of several bear-related holidays of which Teddy Bear Picnic Day is the most famous. The origins and history of this holiday are…
Let’s Make Sunday Brunch Great Again!
Take back Sunday! Take back Lunch!! Especially, Take Back Sunday Brunch!!! Yes! So long sad times Go long bad times We are rid of you at last Howdy gay times Cloudy gray times You are now a thing of the past Happy days are here again The skies above are clear again So let’s sing…
What Losers and the Network News Does Do!
Whether you’re a Democrap or Republicrank or one or another it’s mostly just More of the same insane news! So do be ‘bemused!’ The network news stokes the fire the right-wing news has such an incredibly short fuse! “You’re Fired” 🤯…😖…😡 has become the rallying cry for Trump for the religious for the irreligious for…
Oh No, Three Blind Ducks!
Three blind ducks … Three blind ducks See how they waddle shuffling in the rough. Their poor little ducklings were run over by a red pickup truck. They then all went blind after seeing a buck naked ‘farmer’s wife.’ Whose husband then run amuck with a carving knife. Did you ever see such a sorrowful…
Please! Do Keep It Simple, Stupid! You Simpleton!
Are You in There Somewhere? The KISS 💋 Principle in Art? This thou there aren’t! But this thou, surely, are what the other ain’t! Just another Mysterious Blogger’s fiberless work of aren’t!
Worthiness, Worts and Awards!
What’s in an Award: Real, Imagined or Otherwise? I had all of these pictures so I had to use them! So … Waste Not, Want Not! —used to say that if a person never wastes things he or she will always have what is needed. a·ward /əˈwôrd/ verb Give or order the giving of (something)…
A Bee, a Teddy, a Rabbit and Whatever!
Yes! A Bee and a Teddy floating on flowers in the sky. So, you better get ready To Fly! *** ****** ********* A drawing done with my right foot during a period of temporary insanity. Look! If an elephant can paint a self portrait with it’s trunk and a porpoise can do the same with…
