Dreaming of what?
So many little critters! And so little time!
Yes! Just your typical cute serial kitten!
Tag: Cartoon
50 Shades of Sexism!
The above photo is of a Wader Bird and I just added sunglasses and a purse … just because!
Waders are birds commonly found along shorelines and mudflats that wade in order to forage for food in the mud or sand. They are called shorebirds in North America, where the term “wader” is used to refer to long-legged wading birds such as storks and herons.
Enough of that, I fear!
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Getting to the point:
I have been mildly chided for being sexist in my post, “50 Shades of Cat Liter!”
Maybe it was the lines:
You see, I feel that woman pick men like they pick their cats. It’s Fifty Shades of Cat Litter!
For men, it’s may be more basic and mostly instinctual: Five Shades of Doggy Bags and Chinese Take-Out!
Or maybe it was this particular line:
This is all becoming too confusing for me as a sexist old fool.
Or maybe it was the whole damn post itself!
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My reply was:
Maybe sexist toward both sexes…
Maybe just humor and a play on a popular theme…
Maybe just maybe…people who label people sexist are maybe themselves sexist…
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And the band played on
And the World continued to spin
And we all marched on
With *whatever* on our chin!
For Once In This Post! 🎼🎹🎷
Inspired by the song, For Once in My Life! A swing song written by Ron Miller and Orlando Murden for Motown Records’ Stein & Van Stock publishing company, and first recorded in 1965.
It was first recorded by Barbara McNair, but first released in 1966 by Jean DuShon. Other early versions of the ballad were issued by The Four Tops, The Temptations, Diana Ross and Tony Bennett, whose recording was the first to reach the pop charts.
And yes! Who can forget Stevie Wonder!
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This is my rendition recently released by Bastardized Records, LLC!
For once in (this post) …
Where Do You Get All Your Weird Followers!?
Just lucky I guess!
Thanks to all from the bottom of my cookie jar.
You’re in there somewhere.
Of Weather Forecasting Cats and Licking Dogs!
Cats are said to wash behind their ears before rain. Maybe because of the drop in air pressure. So next time your kitty or Kitty gives it’s ears a good grooming, check out the local weather forecast.
Can cats talk?
They are believed to have up to 100 vocalization sounds. And cats seem to respond better to women than to men. Could be because women have higher voices.
A group of cats is called a ‘chowder.’ A group of kittens a ‘kindle.’
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‘What about dogs?’ You ask.
What does it mean when they lick their whatever’s?
I’d rather not say in mixed bloggery!
But one thing for certain though,
Only The Shadow Really Knows for Sure!
Cow Mooosings Monday!
It’s not Monday! It’s Friday! Do you have Mad Cow Disease!?
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How can you tell if a cow belongs to a Colombian ‘milk’ cartel?
It has a gangsta ‘stache mooostache!
… Pablina Escowbar … ‘Milk’ Lord ……
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Where can you ogle sexy centerfolds of gorgeous cows in bikinis?
Playbull!
Courtesy Hugh Heifer…
Really? Just Full of Sheesh!?
The critical reviews for a previous post, A Snobbish Review, are in!
Goodness!? … Cattlecapers
Sheesh!! … *Kara*
🖕🏻! … To numerous to mention!
🖕🏻! … To numerous to mention!
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Am I or was that post really:
Goodness Gracious ‘Great Balls of Fire?’
Jeepers Creepers?
Yuck?
Nonsense?
Phew Phew Phooey to you?
Really?
Oops?
Ouch?
Hurrah?
Wow?
Ahem Prattle and Chatter?
Oh Woe Is Me?
Or
Just Downright Totally Full of Sheesh!?
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