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Sunday Brunch at the Venice Inn

Peaceful, relaxing Sunday nosh at the Venice Inn:

Brunch, the boozy portmanteau of breakfast and lunch. A late morning nosh, an opportunity to socialize with family and friends while easing last-nights hangover with a cup of Java or the ‘hair of the dog;‘ and a melange of food and dishes.

Who even writes like this unless they’re feigning British!

Posted in Art, Health, Lifestyle

🥕The Semi-Vegan Doodle🥕

A healthier doodle for a healthier life:

Just don’t eat the paper it’s created on unless you suffer from pica!

The Exclusive Recipe Follows:

Start with a sheet of organic paper.

Soak with several Q-tip dabs of organic, cold-pressed fruit juice; black seed oil; extra virgin olive oil, unfiltered of course; and white distilled vinegar.

Cover with an organic mix of chopped carrots, celery, onions, green peppers and a strawberry for the nose.

Add crushed crackers or pretzel pieces. (Come on! We do need some carbohydrates and sugar to give it a little flavor!)

Sprinkle with spices: ground black pepper; cinnamon; iodized sea salt; and ground turmeric.

Add a few emoticons and scribbles to give it more artificial features.

Impress two wet kisses to form the ears!

Pray to your God or to yourself if you don’t have a god.

Go for a 30-minute walk to clear your head. You’ll definitely need it!

Then enjoy at your own risk!