Posted in Art

Sunday Brunch at the Venice Inn

Peaceful, relaxing Sunday nosh at the Venice Inn:

Brunch, the boozy portmanteau of breakfast and lunch. A late morning nosh, an opportunity to socialize with family and friends while easing last-nights hangover with a cup of Java or the ‘hair of the dog;‘ and a melange of food and dishes.

Who even writes like this unless they’re feigning British!

Posted in Art, Health, Lifestyle

🥕The Semi-Vegan Doodle🥕

A healthier doodle for a healthier life:

Just don’t eat the paper it’s created on unless you suffer from pica!

The Exclusive Recipe Follows:

Start with a sheet of organic paper.

Soak with several Q-tip dabs of organic, cold-pressed fruit juice; black seed oil; extra virgin olive oil, unfiltered of course; and white distilled vinegar.

Cover with an organic mix of chopped carrots, celery, onions, green peppers and a strawberry for the nose.

Add crushed crackers or pretzel pieces. (Come on! We do need some carbohydrates and sugar to give it a little flavor!)

Sprinkle with spices: ground black pepper; cinnamon; iodized sea salt; and ground turmeric.

Add a few emoticons and scribbles to give it more artificial features.

Impress two wet kisses to form the ears!

Pray to your God or to yourself if you don’t have a god.

Go for a 30-minute walk to clear your head. You’ll definitely need it!

Then enjoy at your own risk!

Posted in humor

Chicken Doodle Soup

Can there ever really be too many doodles?

Like, you’ve just overdoing the doodling thing!

Always aimlessly ‘frittering’ the day away.

Just a doodling junkie!

Needing more and more

scribbling fixes?💉✏️🖍✒️