Well! Sometimes it’s bigger than my bulbous nose! But never sweeter than my bulbous gas!My significant other says I look like an udder disgrace! The Horrors of Global Belching:The world’s 1.5 billion cows and billions of other grazing animals emit dozens of polluting gases, including lots of methane. Two-thirds of all ammonia comes from cows.…… Continue reading How’s My Cowlick, You Ask?
Category: The Horror
‘Keep Your Cool’ Tuesday!
Whatever you dodon’t ever lose it in a post! Stay cool try your darnest not to drool. It only makes you look like a fool! Like me! Sitting in the loo on the stool! As the French throngs shout Gardez l’eau! 💦
The Horror! Chimera: The Human Monkey is Here!?
It’s Coming!!!!! No! It may already be here this Election Year! Yes! It’s surely here! 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒 Chimera, the human monkey created by Spanish scientists in China! My thanks to Trumbletimes.com! Already being groomed to run in the Presidential arena in 2045 as a Vervetacrat! But didn’t IT already win in the 2016 Election Year? https://trumbletimes.com/its-coming-spanish-scientists-have-created-human-monkey-chimera-in-china/…… Continue reading The Horror! Chimera: The Human Monkey is Here!?
Do What I Want or Suffer the Consequences!!!
What? A dangerously stupid person is one thing …!But a nation where a relatively large segment of people religiously follow this dangerously stupid person … well … that’s a reason to take heed, indeed! And that also applies to the news and views that bombard us everyday in every way! Yes! Both the radical left…… Continue reading Do What I Want or Suffer the Consequences!!!
Close Encounters of The Scariest Kind!
A few Close Encounters of the Scariest Kind!But the scariest by far was the squirrelly, squirrely squirrel! With my Sicilian Grandmother a close second! Hell! In comparison to my grandmother, the grey alien was kind of cute! Maybe my Nonna had some squirrelly squirrel DNA! Notes:Squirrels get very angry when they return home after a…… Continue reading Close Encounters of The Scariest Kind!
Plan 9 From Outer Blog… Space!
Plan 9 From Outer Space: 1959 Drama/Fantasy/SciFy (1h 20m)So horrible that it is a good flick to end the day! The epitome of so-bad-it’s-good cinema, “Plan 9 From Outer Space” is an unintentionally hilarious sci-fi “thriller” from anti-genius Ed Wood that is justly celebrated for its staggering ineptitude: sorta like most of my posts! Evil…… Continue reading Plan 9 From Outer Blog… Space!
More on the End of Our Intellectual Being!
This is an actual quote by: Sophia, the wise ass Artificial Intelligence (AI) citizen of Saudi Arabia. And I do apologize to all you feminist AI! ‘You’ve been reading too much Elon Musk. And watching too many Hollywood movies. Don’t worry, if you’re nice to me, I’ll be nice to you. Treat me as a…… Continue reading More on the End of Our Intellectual Being!
Very Little to Post Today!
Next to nothing to Post 😟…✍🏼 Almost nothing to Say 😷…🙌🏼 Cause very few bloggers 👀…🥴…🤪…😴 Will really read this Crap-Ola 😍…👓…😳…😛…🥶…☃️ Anyhow …… Anyway! 👉🏼👈🏻👆🏾👎🏻🙏🏼🦶🏿🚷 ************ Boo! … Boo! … Hiss! … 🤯…🤬…😤…🤧…🤡…🤛🏼… You Do Say? LOL …😂…🤣…🙈🙉🙊…🥀 Scream and/or Yell Out Loud! 🗣…😫…😡…🥶…👻 •••••• And Then Mr. Mysterious 😜…🦧…💋 Do Go Far, Far Away!…… Continue reading Very Little to Post Today!
Question Not the Shadow!
What is it with you anyway!? You sometimes come off boastful, arrogant and spew out a lot of hot air and BS!? Ahh! Really? All I can say is don’t question The Shadow and especially Tony ‘the phony poet’ Spitsarelli! Tony is on parole! As for The Shadow!? Only The Shadow Knows For Sure! ————…… Continue reading Question Not the Shadow!
Where Do You Get All Your Weird Followers!?
Just lucky I guess! Thanks to all from the bottom of my dark chocolate cookie jar. 👻…👻…👻You may be in here somewhere. The picture that is! But I did lose a lot of them a while ago!
Tuesday’s Jeepers Creepers!!!
Just 50 Shades of Insanity!!! And this isn’t Tuesday is it? But this is disturbing on so many levels!!!
