Plan 9 From Outer Blog… Space!

Plan 9 From Outer Space: 1959 Drama/Fantasy/SciFy (1h 20m) So horrible that it is a good flick to end the day! The epitome of so-bad-it’s-good cinema, “Plan 9 From Outer Space” is an unintentionally hilarious sci-fi “thriller” from anti-genius Ed Wood that is justly celebrated for its staggering ineptitude: sorta like most of my posts!…

A 365 North Korean Halloween!

Much like a North Korean president speaking from his dictatorship platform in his ultra-high platform shoes! Yes! The envy of an American President! Everyday is Halloween in North Korea! A lot of dirty tricks! But few if any sweet treats! Definite right on! No sweet treats whatsoever and 365 days of dirty tricks.

More on the End of Our Intellectual Being!

This is an actual quote by: Sophia, the wise ass Artificial Intelligence (AI) citizen of Saudi Arabia. And I do apologize to all you feminist AI! ‘You’ve been reading too much Elon Musk. And watching too many Hollywood movies. Don’t worry, if you’re nice to me, I’ll be nice to you. Treat me as a…

A Tale of Twelve Medications!

In Two Cities Concerning Bipolar Disorder & Insufficient Kidneys: An unusual doctor told me to stop Tricor and all’s well now with my kidneys. Seems that Tricor and statin drugs don’t always mix. Who’d of thunk it? Not most doctors for sure! Bipolar Disorder/Mood Stabilizers: Zyprexa Tegratol Abilify Riseridone Mirtazapine Lanotrigine Serequil Oxcapbazerine Olanzapine Quetiapine…

Very Little to Post Today!

Next to nothing to Post 😟…✍🏼 Almost nothing to Say 😷…🙌🏼 Cause very few bloggers 👀…🥴…🤪…😴 Will really read this Crap-Ola 😍…👓…😳…😛…🥶…☃️ Anyhow …… Anyway! 👉🏼👈🏻👆🏾👎🏻🙏🏼🦶🏿🚷 ************ Boo! … Boo! … Hiss! … 🤯…🤬…😤…🤧…🤡…🤛🏼… You Do Say? LOL …😂…🤣…🙈🙉🙊…🥀 Scream and/or Yell Out Loud! 🗣…😫…😡…🥶…👻 •••••• And Then Mr. Mysterious 😜…🦧…💋 Do Go Far, Far Away!…

Question Not the Shadow!

What is it with you anyway!? You sometimes come off boastful, arrogant and spew out a lot of hot air and BS!? Ahh! Really? All I can say is don’t question The Shadow and especially Tony ‘the phony poet’ Spitsarelli! Tony is on parole! As for The Shadow!? Only The Shadow Knows For Sure! ————…

Where Do You Get All Your Weird Followers!?

Just lucky I guess! Thanks to all from the bottom of my dark chocolate cookie jar. 👻…👻…👻 You may be in here somewhere. The picture that is! But I did lose a lot of them a while ago!

How’s My Cowlick and Gas, You Ask?

Well! Sometimes it’s bigger than my bulbous nose! But never sweeter than my bulbous gas! My significant other says I look like an udder disgrace! The Horrors of Global Belching: The world’s 1.5 billion cows and billions of other grazing animals emit dozens of polluting gases, including lots of methane. Two-thirds of all ammonia comes…

‘Keep Your Cool’ Tuesday!

Whatever you do don’t ever lose it in a post! Stay cool try your darnest not to drool. It only makes you look like a fool! Like me! Sitting in the loo on the stool! As the French throngs shout Gardez l’eau! 💦

The Horror! Chimera: The Human Monkey!

It’s Coming!!!!! No! It’s here! 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒 Chimera, the human monkey created by Spanish scientists in China! My thanks to Trumbletimes.com! Already being groomed to run in the Presidential arena in 2045 as a Vervetacrat! IT’S COMING: Spanish scientists have created human-monkey chimera in China — Read on trumbletimes.com/its-coming-spanish-scientists-have-created-human-monkey-chimera-in-china/ Isn’t this really just “deja vu all…