If only I had known what awaited me that faithful morning when a neighbor saw me walking barefoot to begin my usual uneventful morning stroll: Watch out! The birds have pooped!”Yes! If only I could relive that brief moment in time and have heeded that warning instead of going on to walk where ‘no walker…… Continue reading Watch Out! The Birds Have Pooped!
For some unknown reasons that fathom me…in the 2nd grade some of my teachers and fellow tiny classmates used to refer to me as Honest Hal. Was this just a subtle form of bullying ahead of it’s time, somehow? No, someHal? Now ‘Honest’ was debatable I do feel and I did not do anything to…… Continue reading Whatever Happened to “Honest Hal?”
The Cookie Thief by Valerie CoxA woman was waiting at an airport one night, with several long hours before her flight. She hunted for a book in the airport shops, bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop. She was engrossed in her book but happened to see, that the man sitting…… Continue reading Beware the Cookie Thief: How Wrong Can She Be?
A killer machine or killer whatever?You have my iphone and it’s turned off. You’re iphone is off and near you. The computer is on the other side of the apartment. And the Smart TV is turned off and unplugged! What machine do you hear, my dear?The fan humming in the living room? Ants on the…… Continue reading Attack of the Evil One-Eyed Killer Whatever!!!
A woman on a train walked up to a man across the table. “Excuse me,” she said, “but are you Jewish?” “No,” replied the man. A few minutes later the woman returned. “Excuse me,” she said again, “are you sure you’re not Jewish?” “I’m sure,” said the man. But the woman was not convinced, and…… Continue reading Are You Jewish?
Sitting in a bunker a watching a stupid blinking light with no light a blinking in your mind? That shit is really out of sight! Dumbest Blog Ever! Stupid light is blinking again. Just sit in here and watch the light, they said. Let us know when it blinks. I hate it when the light…… Continue reading That Stupid Blinking Light!
Just my opinion! Just my experience! …… LOL! I like to make comments; and the back-and-forth replies can be interesting, insightful and fun! However! I have found, at least for me, that they should never go beyond three or so exchanges. Why? Because eventually a nerve will be struck and the lizard brain will enter…… Continue reading Just Your Typical Florida Lizard Tippy-Toeing Through the Minefield of Life!
For all the lonely hearts who have been spurned and burned over and over again by the same types of people. And there appear to be many, indeed! ************ If you accidently happen to crash into a large glass window (which I have), well, that was a mistake. But if you happen to crash into…… Continue reading To Whom Those That Can Truly Discern!
Money is a necessary need. But it should not be the ultimate goal of life! Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein are or were all about money and power and where did it get them? And a couple of President’s and some rich and famous for ‘this and that’ are running scared also, especially those overexposed…… Continue reading Money Is? Really!?
Perditus.blog Dave the Fox skulks and creeps over fence rubbish bins Dave clumsily leaps 🌑 Nervous and wary Dave scurries around He is an old boy now grey showing… Dave
Dateline January 12, 1963; approximately 7 am; Lackland AFB, Texas; Basic Military Training.My first sergeant yells … Jump!!! So, naturally I jump. Then he screams … Did I order you to come down!!!??? 🙈…🙉…🙊 Sir! No! Sir! …… Sir! ************ Barrack B, 2 am in the morning …… The same first sergeant returns to the…… Continue reading On Unfirm Barracks Terra Firma!
Who Needed Halloween, anyhow, when you had an old-world or other-worldly Sicilian Grandmother! It has oft been said that a picture is worth a thousand words. Well, ‘submitted for your approval,’ is a lovely picture of my Sicilian grandmother, Catherine ‘Merlino’ Barbera. But first be warned though! View with extreme caution only after deep prayer! But…… Continue reading My Sicilian Nonna’s Evil Eye!