Are You Jewish?

A woman on a train walked up to a man across the table. “Excuse me,” she said, “but are you Jewish?” “No,” replied the man. A few minutes later the woman returned. “Excuse me,” she said again, “are you sure you’re not Jewish?” “I’m sure,” said the man. But the woman was not convinced, and…

Whatever Happened to “Honest Hal?”

For some unknown reasons that fathom me… in the 2nd grade some of my teachers and fellow tiny classmates used to refer to me as Honest Hal. Was this just a subtle form of bullying ahead of it’s time, somehow? No, someHal? Now ‘Honest’ was debatable I do feel and I did not do anything…

That Stupid Blinking Light!

Sitting in a bunker a watching a stupid blinking light with no light a blinking in your mind? That shit is really out of sight! Dumbest Blog Ever! Stupid light is blinking again. Just sit in here and watch the light, they said. Let us know when it blinks. I hate it when the light…

To Whom Those That Can Truly Discern!

For all the lonely hearts who have been spurned and burned over and over again by the same types of people. And there appear to be many, indeed! ************ If you accidently happen to crash into a large glass window (which I have), well, that was a mistake. But if you happen to crash into…

Money Is? Really!?

Money is a necessary need. But it should not be the ultimate goal of life! Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein are or were all about money and power and where did it get them? And a couple of President’s and some rich and famous for ‘this and that’ are running scared also, especially those overexposed…

A Peaceful Wolf in Sleeps’s Clothing!

Perditus.blog Dave the Fox skulks and creeps over fence rubbish bins Dave clumsily leaps 🌑 Nervous and wary Dave scurries around He is an old boy now grey showing… Dave

On Unfirm Barracks Terra Firma!

Dateline January 12, 1963; approximately 7 am; Lackland AFB, Texas; Basic Military Training. My first sergeant yells … Jump!!! So, naturally I jump. Then he screams … Did I order you to come down!!!??? 🙈…🙉…🙊 Sir! No! Sir! …… Sir! ************ Barrack B, 2 am in the morning …… The same first sergeant returns to…

Watch Out! The Birds Have Pooped!

If only I had known what awaited me that faithful morning when a neighbor saw me walking barefoot to begin my usual uneventful morning stroll: Watch out! The birds have pooped!” Yes! If only I could relive that brief moment in time and have heeded that warning instead of going on to walk where ‘no…

My Sicilian Nonna’s Evil Eye!

Who Needed Halloween, anyhow, when you had an old-world or other-worldly Sicilian Grandmother! It has oft been said that a picture is worth a thousand words.  Well, ‘submitted for your approval,’ is a lovely picture of my Sicilian grandmother, Catherine ‘Merlino’ Barbera.  But first be warned though! View with extreme caution only after deep prayer! But…

The Cookie Thief: How Wrong Can We Be?

The Cookie Thief by Valerie Cox A woman was waiting at an airport one night, with several long hours before her flight. She hunted for a book in the airport shops, bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop. She was engrossed in her book but happened to see, that the man…

I Hear A Machine!!!

A machine? You have my iphone and it’s turned off. You’re iphone is off and near you. The computer is on the other side of the apartment . And the Smart TV is turned off and unplugged! What machine do you hear, my dear? The fan humming in the living room? Ants on the floor…