I am Frederick Felix Feline, 9th Earl of Cattshire Commons
My litter box does not stink! I even have my own Royal Pooper!
So bow when you address me and always show me the respect I am due: or I’ll scratch your eyes out!
Look deeply into my eyes if you dare!
Many small animals have to their despair!
And I can surely scare the shite out of any dog, any day!
As for you, have you ever seen the movie, The Incredible Shrinking Man?