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The Earl of Cattshire Commons!

I am Frederick Felix Feline, 9th Earl of Cattshire Commons

My litter box does not stink! I even have my own Royal Pooper!

So bow when you address me and always show me the respect I am due: or I’ll scratch your eyes out!

Look deeply into my eyes if you dare!

Many small animals have to their despair!

And I can surely scare the shite out of any dog, any day!

As for you, have you ever seen the movie, The Incredible Shrinking Man?