Posted in Information, riddles

Tuesday True Truisms!

What is the difference between the Kardashian’s and mad dogs “dashing after cars!?”

The size of there butts!

Boo … Hiss … Mean … 👅 …. $&@#!!!

You days are numbered and your followers are decreasing as you post!

I’m truly sorry! And I do humbly apologize to the dogs!

Posted in Entertainment, riddles

Cow Mooosings Monday!

It’s not Monday! It’s Friday! Do you have Mad Cow Disease!?

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How can you tell if a cow belongs to a Colombian ‘milk’ cartel?

It has a gangsta ‘stache mooostache!

… Pablina Escowbar … ‘Milk’ Lord ……

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Where can you ogle sexy centerfolds of gorgeous cows in bikinis?

Playbull!

Courtesy Hugh Heifer…