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Cow Mooosings Monday!

It’s not Monday! It’s Friday! Do you have Mad Cow Disease!?

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How can you tell if a cow belongs to a Colombian ‘milk’ cartel?

It has a gangsta ‘stache mooostache!

… Pablina Escowbar … ‘Milk’ Lord ……

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Where can you ogle sexy centerfolds of gorgeous cows in bikinis?

Playbull!

Courtesy Hugh Heifer…