Cow Mooosings Monday! The

It’s Not Monday! It’s Tuesday! Do you have Mad Cow Disease? No! … Fu&k Moo! ———— How can you tell if a cow belongs to a Colombian ‘milk’ cartel? It has a gangsta ‘stache mooostache! Pablina Escowbar … ‘Milk’ Cartel Lord ———— Where can you ogle sexy centerfolds of gorgeous cows in bikinis? Playbull Courtesy…

Truly True Tuesday Truisms!

What is the real difference between a Kardashian woman and a mad dog “dashing after a car? The size of there butt! Boo … Hiss … Mean … 👅 …. $&@#!!! Your days are numbered and your followers are decreasing as you post! And that, my friend, is the Truth! I’m truly sorry! And I…