Just five plastic cups with a story to tell: What can you do… with a kitchen table, an antique blanket, five plastic cups, emojis, and other miscellaneous shit? Are you messin’ with me!?Apparently… very little you do say!? When I lose myselfin meaningless squibbles, Mother Mary comes to me whispering ‘Words of Wisdom’ Please! Do…… Continue reading Reblog of Modern Im-Plas-ti-istic Art!
Or is it for the inane? ************ To 🐝 … or not 2 🐝🐝…’s************ It is 👁!************ That 🧟♀️ … we ☎️ … a🌹…************ If 🎼🎻 … be the 🍔🌮 … of life … 🤾🏽♀️🤸🏼♀️🏂 on … The appetite may 🤮 … and we ⚰️.********* ❤️me … R … 😡me … ❤️😡 … R ……… Continue reading Shakespeare For the Insane!
It’s All About Time! I’ve always made a point of not wasting my life, and every time I come back here I know that all I’ve done is to waste my life. Biff, Death of a Salesman, Arthur Miller Success is never having to say you’re sorry? Now that is stupid! And I am definitely…… Continue reading Success or Just the Death of a Blogman!
Your Typical Network Doodle News Reader (usually formally a Weather Reader): “News at 11″An expression of total non-surprise at the revelation of something that is supposedly new and/or exciting, but is actually old hat. Often used in a sarcastic context. Person A: “A new report just released says that the sky is blue.” Person B:…… Continue reading “The Damn News at 11”
I’m a dog which means my mother was a bitch! A ‘dog in heat’ is surely not neat if smelling of garlic and lapping Sneaky Pete! My wife upon hearing these quotes said, You’re acting like yourself again! Like a ‘low-down dog in heat,’ reeking of garlic and drinking cheap Sneaky Pete! A dog you…… Continue reading Wednesday Unquotable Quotes
You first have to become a fool… before you can become a master!So wander around in a daze because “Happy Days Are Near Again!” The Effect of Attention Span:According to a study by Microsoft, the average human being now has an attention span of eight seconds. This is a sharp decrease from the average attention span…… Continue reading It’s Just My Fool’s Logic Updated!
Like … her name … is …… Sophia! Dot Dot Dot 🎺 Data 🎸 Dot Dot Data 🎻 Dot Dot Dot ……🎼…⚰️ And like The Godfather trilogy Part III … This is definitely the worst post of my blogging trilogy! …… …… …… I’ll make (them) a muffin (they) can’t refuse! AI Revenge is a…… Continue reading The AI Godblogger, Part III!
World War of the Blogs! A very, very, very extraordinary reply to my post: This is DOPE!!! Moises Ramos YES!!! This is …… You are a stupid person? Just information about a subject? Like a varnish to the surface of a model aircraft? I am just administering drugs? This is …… Very good like? All…… Continue reading This Is Dope!
A language of scripts, scribbles, pesky whatever’s that become a doodle or is it a montage I pray? Or maybe a doodle for a galaxy far, far away or is it just South Jersey, USA, on any day!? As KT Workman did once reply in a similar post that I accidentally deleted someway: Looks like…… Continue reading A Doodle in a Galaxy Far, Far Away!
Bringing a smile to someone’s face is worth a lot more than just stuffing another dollar in your pocket! Tony ‘The Phony Poet’ Spitsarelli He’s back! ………… On parole! I’m gone ah definitely make that damn pigeon an offer he can’t refuse!
Ramblings on a Saturday; 05/13/2017; between 10 and 11am: Nikola Tesla Quotes:The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane. The day science begins to study non-physical phenomena, it will make more progress in one decade than in all…… Continue reading Mutually Exclusive: Science and/or Insanity!
“I am happiest when I’m right next to you!” Said the Royal Princely Bear. “Are you a boy or a girl doll?” Asked the Pretty Princess Doll. “What difference does that make? We’re both overstuffed!” True love! True A.Doll.Able love! This blogger must really be desperate for new creative ideas!
Give yourself permission to fail. Live off the grid not locked inside yourself filled with fear! Become a passer-by not choking in a smoke screen. Say the things that make you strong. ************ The Dis-Information Age: It’s a Zuckerberg not a Data be!************ You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it…… Continue reading Some Bird Droppings From the Sky!
The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk. A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one…… Continue reading What Smells Worse?
The Thoroughly Misunderstood Blogger: “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it’s limits.” – Albert Einstein “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” – Abraham Lincoln “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them…… Continue reading Genius, Fool or Ghoul?
Actual Barnyard Quotes from the 1979 Classic War Movie, “Apocalypse Now!?” NAY!! Just close!! Colonel Daisy: I love the smell of mydung in the pasture. Lt Quacky: Ducks don’t surf. Captain Porky: Disneyland! Fuck, this shitty pig style smells better than Disneyland. A Chicken: The Horror … The horror … Sarge: I’m just an Erin…… Continue reading Apocalypse Cow … the Barnyard!
Some things said & experienced in my dobedobedobe do dubious past: You’ve come a long way from where you came from, “WOP!” My commanding officer in South Korea! “You should not expect to ever go to college! A Barbera barber you’d surely be!” Quoth my high school counselor, evermore! Yes! I have encountered far to…… Continue reading A Barbera Barber, For Sure!
Back by unpopular demand! I like my wine Like I like my women …. In a stupor Ready to pass out! Robin Williams loosely quoted ’cause I’m drinkin’ a Barbera wine nightcap! ************ The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop…… Continue reading A Wino’s Lament!
Inspired by so many ‘lonely hearts’ posts: I thought he was the right one! But he did me dirty! So I found another ‘perfect’ right one. And he did me even dirtier! So I decided the only solution was to try another gender! ************ Yes! Why do we to often look for the wrong kinds…… Continue reading Wrong, Wrong Again!
Thanks again to The Hobby Blogger ……… Got them Twosday Antisocial Distancing Supermarket Coronavirus Blues ’cause I always buy … to… two… too… much more than I can ever really use! Got them ‘rainy-day-come-to-Jesus’ supermarket Coronavirus blues ’cause it’s them ‘really or is that O’Reilly’ I’d like, man, not to choose! Got them depressing, destressing,…… Continue reading I Got Them Twosday Antisocial Distancing Supermarket Coronavirus Blues!