Purple Pill Ills in a Matrix Called America!

Do you take the red pill …. do you take the blue pill … it’s up to you!? This your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you…

Some Bird Droppings From the Sky!

Give yourself permission to fail. Live off the grid not locked inside yourself filled with fear! Become a passer-by not choking in a smoke screen. Say the things that make you strong. ************ The Dis-Information Age: It’s a Zuckerberg not a Data be! ************ You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make…

What Smells Worse?

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk. A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one…

Genius, Fool or Ghoul?

The Thoroughly Misunderstood Blogger: “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it’s limits.” – Albert Einstein “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” – Abraham Lincoln “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them…

My Saturday Emotitoon!

Start your day with a couple of Saturday quotes on a positive note. Saturday is a day when, hopefully, you get to do what you want to do. For most, it is a day off from the drudgery of work. Work? What is work in the Coronavirus world? Anticipating with maybe a sense of enthusiasm…

Apocalypse Cow … the Barnyard!

Actual Barnyard Quotes from the 1979 Classic War Movie, “Apocalypse Now!?” NAY!! Just close!! Colonel Daisy: I love the smell of mydung in the pasture. Lt Quacky: Ducks don’t surf. Captain Porky: Disneyland! Fuck, this shitty pig style smells better than Disneyland. A Chicken: The Horror … The horror … Sarge: I’m just an Erin…

A Barbera Barber, For Sure!

Some things said & experienced in my dobedobedobe do dubious past: You’ve come a long way from where you came from, “WOP!” My commanding officer in South Korea! “You should not expect to ever go to college! A Barbera barber you’d surely be!” Quoth my high school counselor, evermore! Yes! I have encountered far to…

A Wino’s Lament!

Back by unpopular demand! I like my wine Like I like my women …. In a stupor Ready to pass out! Robin Williams loosely quoted ’cause I’m drinkin’ a Barbera wine nightcap! ************ The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop…

Butterflies Are Free!

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. Rabindranath Tagore Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Muhammad Ali

Wrong, Wrong Again!

Inspired by so many ‘lonely hearts’ posts: I thought he was the right one! But he did me dirty! So I found another ‘perfect’ right one. And he did me even dirtier! So I decided the only solution was to try another gender! ************ Yes! Why do we to often look for the wrong kinds…

Tis Super-Silliest?

Me? I know Knot What I think Until I Reed What I write! Anonymous Miscellaneous … Illisionatious … or Downright Super-Silliest?

Believe In Your #Selfie!

Ha, ha OMG WTF or WOW That’s Fine! Yes! An actual selfie taken by an actual social media type! Sure does look dopamine fixed! Or is that f*+t@D! Must be from one of those countries with fluoridated water! Just look at his teeth! What do you mean …… HIS TEETH!? Women are monkeys too!

I Got Them Twosday Antisocial Distancing Supermarket Coronavirus Blues!

Thanks again to The Hobby Blogger ……… Got them Twosday Antisocial Distancing Supermarket Coronavirus Blues ’cause I always buy … to… two… too… much more than I can ever really use! Got them ‘rainy-day-come-to-Jesus‘ supermarket Coronavirus blues ’cause it’s them ‘really or is that O’Reilly’ I’d like, man, not to choose! Got them depressing, destressing,…

Don’t Post With the Fishes!

Actually it is, “Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes!” The original text in Mario Puzo’s book The Godfather (1969) read: “The fish means that Luca Brasi is sleeping on the bottom of the ocean,” he said. “It’s an old Sicilian message.” My grandfather, Santo, who strangely departed on Santa’s Christmas Eve, 1924, knows what that means, exactly! So stay…

Art’s Hidden Devine Secrets!

Don’t only practice your art, but force your way into its secrets; art deserves that, for it and knowledge can raise man to the Divine. …… Ludwig van Beethoven

I’m Definitely Melting! 🔥

Poetry melts my bones enters my blood and changes its composition. Sanober Khan ************ My soul is melting in sadness but I still keep smiling for you. M.F. Moonzajer, A moment with God ; Poetry ************ Every moment age is creeping up stealthily,  but life, life is melting down  like a candle that is flickering…

The Glue of Life!

You know, life fractures us all into little pieces. It harms us, but it’s how we glue those fractures back together that make us stronger. Carrie Jones, Entice Trust is the glue of life. It’s the most essential ingredient in effective communication. It’s the foundational principle that holds all relationships. Stephen Covey

Have Yourself A Merry, Merry Porpoise!

No good (diver) goes anywhere without a porpoise! Or dolphin as they often say! Lewis Carroll loosely quoted That small tooth whale with a low triangular dorsal fin and blunt rounded snout. Yes! The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout, pointed teeth and a triangular thoracic fin, while the bottlenose dolphin, or Tursiops truncatus, has…

Anxious About Anxieties?

Wit and Wisdom for the Average Person: Even my anxieties have anxieties! anx-i-e-ty a feeling of worry, nervousness, or unease, typically about an imminent event or something with an uncertain outcome. “he felt a surge of anxiety” ************ Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask ‘Where have I gone wrong’, then a voice says…

Wednesday Quotes for the Insane!

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. Narcotics Anonymous …… 🥴 ______ The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin … 🗣👤 The Hippy, Dippy Weatherman … formerly like me! Tags: humor, insanity, lies, lying, self-indulgence, truth ______…