Sicilian Taxidermist Driver! The Sequel!

Starring a young ‘Rodent’ De Niro and a much younger Jodie Fester: You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Are you talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me?  Well I’m the only one here.  Who the *Fu … (bleep) do you think you’re talkin’ to?…

Reblog of Modern Im-Plas-ti-istic Art!

Just five plastic cups with a story to tell: What can you do… with a kitchen table, an antique blanket, five plastic cups, emojis, and other miscellaneous shit? Are you messin’ with me!? Apparently… very little you do say!? When I lose myself in meaningless squibbles, Mother Mary comes to me whispering ‘Words of Wisdom’…

Shakespeare For the Insane!

Or is it for the inane? ************ To 🐝 … or not 2 🐝🐝…’s ************ It is 👁! ************ That 🧟‍♀️ … we ☎️ … a🌹… ************ If 🎼🎻 … be the 🍔🌮 … of life … 🤾🏽‍♀️🤸🏼‍♀️🏂 on … The appetite may 🤮 … and we ⚰️. ********* ❤️me … R … 😡me ……

Success or Just the Death of a Blogman!

It’s All About Time! I’ve always made a point of not wasting my life, and every time I come back here I know that all I’ve done is to waste my life. Biff, Death of a Salesman, Arthur Miller Success is never having to say you’re sorry? Now that is stupid! And I am definitely…

Saturday Quotes on Sunday!

Oh! See that stately hawk Perched on a branch In that there tree Yes! Ain’t he all Proud as punch For all to see! ****** Everything is energy Everything is one We are all connected You …… Me The Universe And even the Lowest of the Low “Son of a Gun!” It is just one…

“The Damn News at 11”

Your Typical Network Doodle News Reader (usually formally a Weather Reader): “News at 11“ An expression of total non-surprise at the revelation of something that is supposedly new and/or exciting, but is actually old hat. Often used in a sarcastic context. Person A: “A new report just released says that the sky is blue.” Person…

Wednesday Unquotable Quotes

I’m a dog which means my mother was a bitch! A ‘dog in heat’ is surely not neat if smelling of garlic and lapping Sneaky Pete! My wife upon hearing these quotes said, You’re acting like yourself again! Like a ‘low-down dog in heat,’ reeking of garlic and drinking cheap Sneaky Pete! A dog you…

It’s Just My Fool’s Logic Updated!

You first have to become a fool… before you can become a master!So wander around in a daze because “Happy Days Are Near Again!” The Effect of Attention Span: According to a study by Microsoft, the average human being now has an attention span of eight seconds. This is a sharp decrease from the average attention…

The AI Godblogger, Part III!

Like … her name … is …… Sophia! Dot Dot Dot 🎺 Data 🎸 Dot Dot Data 🎻 Dot Dot Dot ……🎼…⚰️ And like The Godfather trilogy Part III … This is definitely the worst post of my blogging trilogy! …… …… …… I’ll make (them) a muffin (they) can’t refuse! AI Revenge is a…

This Is Dope!

World War of the Blogs! A very, very, very extraordinary reply to my post: This is DOPE!!! Moises Ramos YES!!! This is …… You are a stupid person? Just information about a subject? Like a varnish to the surface of a model aircraft? I am just administering drugs? This is …… Very good like? All…

A Doodle in a Galaxy Far, Far Away!

A language of scripts, scribbles, pesky whatever’s that become a doodle or is it a montage I pray? Or maybe a doodle for a galaxy far, far away or is it just South Jersey, USA, on any day!? As KT Workman did once reply in a similar post that I accidentally deleted someway: Looks like…

A-Holes of a Feather

A-holes of a feather sometimes flock together! 🦅🦅🦅 ************ Are you talking about me!? This phrase is used here to refer to the many ways that bloggers who share the same worldview and politics will naturally find themselves together in a given situation. This phrase is an example of a “metaphore of personification,” where the…