The cat in the sac
the cat in the box
the cat who seems to think he’s a fox.
The cat in the hat
or scurrying across the floor.
The cat that likes to crash into the kitchen glass door.
The cat on his comfy pillow
that thank God
does dutifully use his litter box
as opposed to the floor.
The cat that likes to slumber.
The cat that goes ape shit
at the unexpected sight of a cucumber.
The cat that plays with and kills birds, mice and other furry things for sure.
The cat that would even kill me
if I were short, short
and very close to the floor.
Need I continue?
Need I really say more.
And finally!
I have rarely seen
anything more creepy
out of this worldly
even make me feel squirrelly
than that strange,
seemingly deranged,
damn spooky cat
on my backyard fence!
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Quoth the Very Dead Raven, Nevermore!
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