A Parody inspired by the song, Killing Me Softly, as sung by Roberta Flack!
Peeling off the salami slices with my fingers
on bread with brown mustard I thee make
Killing me slowing that salami
Killing me softly that processed meat
Shortening my whole life maybe by years
Killing me softly with it’s calories, fat, sodium and pork and beef!
I do love that salami!
And so does Cute Judy Lee and Oreo the emotional suppot dog … a Cuban Havenese!
As I Post Into the Valley of Snideness
My Lord will guide me
I will feel no ill will
My fingers on my iPhone
And a prayer
From my heart
Will give me comfort
As I click my life away
The minutes, hours, days
In a glorious daze
In a gentle gruff
Sometimes even in the rough!
No picture please!!!
How many posts must this poor man post
Before they ‘like’ him I fear
How many words must he tearfully pen
Before they give him a hand
How many times must those pathetic words be written
Before he’s not forever banned
Oh yeah let me tell you that
The answer my follower is not blowing in this blog
The answer is not blowing in this blog!