The decline and fall of The Mysterious Blogger: What a difference a post story makes. Yes! But you’ve got no story! I know! But I’ve got stupid art and stupider quotes. Hence, I unashamedly go where no post has gone before… “With My Sword by My Side or Sides!” “Out of the Box But in…
Category: Parody
Nonsensical, Lack of Spirituality Thursday!
What’s With Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy for God’s Sake? Well! Desperate times require desperate posts! And the meek frogs Shall inherit The blogs! Taken from The Sermon on the Bog! ⚡️⚡️⚡️ May God surely have mercy on your sinful blog! … Cute Judy Lee ⚡️⚡️⚡️ Ribbit Just Leapfrogging My way To Hell This…
Daisy, Oh Daisy!
Daisy, Oh Daisy, Please give me your answer do, Are you half crazy, All for the love of dew? It won’t be a stylish season, You don’t need a particular reason, But you’ll look and smell so sweet, On your green grass seat That Mother Nature built for you! Inspiration from Lucy, Lucy’s Works and…
How Do I … Indeed…Make the Musings Last?
How do I keep the musings coming? How do I make them last? How do I keep my words from fading Way to fast? How do I not lose myself to NADA? And yet, never lose my mind? How do I not run out of new crap to post … each time? And since we…
You! Just Roll Me Over From the Bathroom to My Bed!
Inspired, as many of my posts are by my wife, Cute Judy Lee, who in her wheelchair did ask: Can you roll me over to my bed? If you please! This has also been an inspiration for a new 21st Century White Spiritual: Now! Imagine if you will that you’re listening to or part of…
Dat’s Life Doggie Wednesday
When you’re down and out and you have little energy and will even to shout just take heed of what little Frankie “the Hotdog” Sinsnoutra, old red eyes, would often soulfully bark and howl…… (Translated, of course…) 🎼…🎹…🎮…🎸…🎺…🎻…🥁…🎻…🎼 Yes!!! Dat’s life (dat’s life) Dat’s watt them people do say You’re struttin’ high in April Pissin’…
But I Only Have Ice For You🎻
“I Only Have Ice? for You” song as not sung by The Flamingos Are them stars bright tonight (sha bop sha bop) I don’t know if it’s cloudy or fright night (sha bop sha bop) I only have Ice for you … dear (Sha bop sha bop) The Moon may be full (Sha bop sha…
As ‘The Now’ Does Go By
We must remember this … A wet kiss is still a kiss A pizza can sometimes be a pie The fundamentals do apply As ‘The Now‘ does go by … And when two lovers ‘whippy woo‘ They still say “I do whippy you” On that you can not deny No matter what Karen Carpenter sings…
Killing Me Softly … With Hard Salami! 🎼…🎸…🎷
A Parody inspired by the song, Killing Me Softly, as sung by Roberta Flack! Peeling off the salami slices with my fingers on bread with brown mustard I thee make Killing me slowing that salami Killing me softly that processed meat Shortening my whole life maybe by years Killing me softly with it’s calories, fat,…
It’s All in the Eye of the “Bee Holder!”
Eye of the Beholder Song by Metallica Do you see what I see? Truth is an offense You silence for your confidence Do you hear what I hear? Doors are slamming shut Limit your imagination Keep you where they must Do you feel what I feel? Bittering distress Who decides what you express? Do you…
I Don’t Know Why
But I surely don’t want anyone like you. No one can ever be piled as high and as arrogant too. These simple words I can say to you that think or ever do even when “drunk as a skunk” and/or much younger too. But I don’t know which way your wind does blow. Yet, I…
Humpty Dumpty Trump!
A Simple Nursery Rhyme for Our Simple Times: Humpty Dumpty Trump sat on a stump reading a book with Covid-19 and Biden wearing a mask and ah hiding! 👶🏽…👩🏼🦰…👨🏼🎨…👨🏽🦳 Everything should change Nothing should stay the same Everything should change Even politicians, they should change! The poor become the rich Conspiracies just unfold Cause that’s…
What Kind of Turd He Be!
What kind of turd is he? Who never spreads any love It seems that He’s the only one That He’s always thinking of What kind of ass is this An empty crust A lonely poop in which His empty head must lust What kind of crap is this That does only jeer and hiss That…
I Say a Friday Prayer!
As I Post Into the Valley of Snideness My Lord will guide me I will feel no ill will My fingers tapping my iPhone And a prayer From my heart Will give me comfort As I click away my life The minutes, hours, days In a glorious haze In a gentle gruff and Sometimes even…
Just Blowing in the Blog!
How many posts must this poor man post Before they ‘like’ him I fear How many words must he tearfully pen Before they give him a hand How many times must those pathetic words be written Before he’s not forever banned Oh yeah let me tell you that The answer, my friend, is not blowing…
