None of this is really true!
That’s what you are!
You’re a bad man!
If there’s a women, you’ll see em!
Woman everywhere, woman in Korea, church ladies, old ladies using crutches or walkers; even aliens from outer space!
You’re a disgrace!
If it’s wearing a skirt you think you’re Captain Kirk.
A whore-mongering womanizer who needs to be totally circumsized so you never, ever get another rise!
I wish that weren’t true!
Pam this; whispers that; machines or whatever humming clandestinely in the night!
That’s a fact!
I Love You Too …… Dear!
Yes! My wife says I’m Unforgivable…
So in her honor, I offer a little song for her soul!
(Not ever sung by Nat King Cole)
That’s what I are
Tho’ near or in my car
Like the garlic smell that clings to me
How your thoughts do things to me
Never before or never sense
Has someone like me, been more…
In every way
Forever a whoremonger
That’s how I’ll NOT stay
That’s why, darling, it’s regretable
That someone like you, so Unbelievable
Thinks that I am
An Unforgivable fool!
You’re Not Funny!!!
Oreo, The Phantom Dog of the Opera, performing her soulful howling at the opera house or is it at the Hard Rock Cafe doggie pen!
Video Courtesy TC Copeland…The Dog Whistler
Vocals: Oreo the emotional support dog
Emotional Support Human: Amy Barbera
Oreo Howling/TC Whistling:
Do get weary
Down in them dumps weary
Trying so very hard to impress
But when I do get so weary
All I need is a little
Soulful “Tuesday” Tender Rest!
Otis Reading may be rolling over in his grave.
But I do hope not!
He died December 10, 1967 and most definitely went to ……
Soul Train Heaven!
That Lady Gagging and Bradley Pooper:
Singing their hit single “Swallow!”
Pretty Ugly Woman don’t say good bye!
Pretty Ugly Woman don’t make me cry!
I do believe it’s Julia Roberts without her makeup!
I kid you not!
Are you sure that it’s not really Richard Gere letting his hair down!?
No! No! No!
It’s Barbra Streisand just being Barbra Streisand!
The Phantom Dog, Oreo, pawing my professional electronic keyboard with some stylist musical licks toward the end.
The human ‘dog puppet master’ just gets in the way in my opinion!
View on YouTube here:
What Kind of Mutt I Be?
That’s never had real love
that’s been spayed
hence never laid
never had any dog hugs!
What kind of fool I be?
Just a barren shell?
A lonely dog
forced to sleep on a filthy rug
‘a scratching fleas!
What kind of lips are they?
That lie with every word.
That say “I’m man’s best friend”
but always leave me alone
not to pee
on that damn rug!
Why can’t I have a life?
Like any other dog
so I’ll know what kind of mutt
I really be?