Why Do You Hate My Posts?

Wait! Just some clickbait to try to get you to click on and read this post! And guaranteed to piss you off, release some dopamine as you continue on your merry way. This particular day! As I’ve posted before, we now have the average attention span of eight seconds, one second less than the average…… Continue reading Why Do You Hate My Posts?

It’s the Furst and Lsat Letders Thet Conut!

Take a look at the paragraphs below. Can you read what it says? All the letters have been jumbled (mixed). Only the first and last letter of ecah word is in the right place: ************ I cnduo’t bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid,…… Continue reading It’s the Furst and Lsat Letders Thet Conut!

You Speak Chinese!? 你會說中文嗎?

Is it true, you’re fluent in Chinese? Yes! Manikin! A much maligned modern dialect spoken mainly in Guangdong and Guangxi Province Chinese Restaurants and Department Stores mainly between 9am and 5pm China Standard Time, on alternating Thursdays, mostly! ************ 人體模型! 主要在廣東省和廣西省百貨商店使用的一種備受詬病的現代方言主要是在中國標準時間上午9點到下午5點之間,週四交替播放! Réntǐ móxíng! Zhǔyào zài guǎngdōng shěng hé guǎngxī shěng bǎihuò shāngdiàn shǐyòng de yīzhǒng…… Continue reading You Speak Chinese!? 你會說中文嗎?