One of the most insidious blogging diseases out there. And one of the earliest symptoms of this dreaded affliction? This blog! It can even afflict squirrelly squirrels as most of you already realize! And most cats … for sure!
Wait! The heading is just some clickbait to try to get you to click on and read this post! And to release some dopamine for a quick fix before you continue, a little bit let down, on your merry way. This particular ‘little news day!’ As I’ve posted too many times before, we now have,…… Continue reading Why Do You 👉🏽 🧐 Sometimes Hate My Posts?
You Now Have A Shorter Attention Span Than A Goldfish! Kevin Mcspadden, TIME MagazineBased on a study from Microsoft Corporation…… (and maybe Bill Gates’ personal Experience?) The average attention span for the notoriously ill-focused goldfish is nine seconds, but according to a new study from Microsoft Corp., people now generally lose concentration after eight seconds,…… Continue reading Are Goldfish Potentially Better Bloggers, As Well As Husbands?
What the Hell… a phrase/reaction to something that is strange/abnormal to the person/you, usually when you see some weird s?!t! From the URBAN Dictionary of all things! A Southern Florida Everglades Going Bald Boll Weevil… ****** ****** ****** A demonic fly manifestation or just politics as unusual? What do you think? ****** ****** ****** Rabbit Transit and…… Continue reading What the Hell Thursday!
The anticipation is killing me! Yes! The rapid decline and inevitable fall of the Mysterious Blogger… That’s All Forks!
Thank GOD you’re not tiny and furry! And that my non-furry friend is just that!Some of the friskiest, furriers, and funniest cat jokes you’ll find on the INTERNET! https://www.bestlifeonline.com/cat-jokes/ How about a “hip cat”? Wasn’t that a saying during the late 60’s and 70’s? Asks rts – Facing the Challenges of Mental Health. Jive Talkin’…… Continue reading Just a Jazzy Psycho Cat?
How Am I Doing Today? Read my blog! Conversing and listening in the 21st Century! Michele Roohani “Life is short, art is long, opportunity fleeting, experiment treacherous, judgment difficult.” The lost art of Conversation in the 21st century Posted by Michele Roohani Sadly many new technologies have contributed to increasing our isolation (TV, iPods, etc.)…… Continue reading Hey Hal? How Are You Doing Today?
Alligators are large, aquatic reptiles.They live in and near water. Alligators are crocodilians in the genus “Alligator” of the family “Alligatoridae.”The crane is in the genus “Goner” of the family “Sagatoriusbrunch!” And this here crane (a real Goner) is just about to become Sunday Brunch! And these ducks? Well, they just look on! Or is…… Continue reading Aw! A Sunday Surprise Brunch!
Somebody said, “The average person swallows 8 spiders in their sleep each year!”Studies have also shown that you’re never more than 10 feet away a spider, and one estimate puts you as close as three feet. 🕷🕷🕷 Ugh! Ugh! Yummy … Gummy … Doggy Do-Do! “Who in the hell said that?” you ask! A Noble-awarded…… Continue reading A Delicious 8-Course Spider Meal!?
They say that art and creativity are influenced by the right side of the brain which controls the left side of the body. I was originally right handed but started to learn to write with my left hand in my 70s. And my left handed writing is now more legible than my right. You see,…… Continue reading Just Me and Rocky the Squirrel!
A-holes of a feather sometimes flock, no f¥£(, together! 🦅🦅🦅************ Are you talking about me!? This phrase is used here to refer to the many ways that bloggers who share the same worldview and politics will naturally find themselves together in a given situation. This phrase is an example of a “metaphore of personification,” where…… Continue reading Them There ‘A-Holes of a Feather’
A reply to my post, What Will Greet Us in Heaven, from hcmorris77, Holly’sWorld where “photography, artwork, stories, thought;” and may I also add, where Deep Thoughts or Deep Kimchi do abound! Are Cat Heaven and Mouse Hell the same place? And if so, what about Dog Heaven and Groundhog Hell? Just some thoughts to…… Continue reading Deep Spicy Trouble, Indeed!
A work of art, music, a majestic vista, a group of animals—maybe tickle the neurons in our heads the most.And recent research has shown that humor and laughter may be the healthiest things our brains can experience. So boldly jest where no one has dared to rib-tickle before! Embrace the absurb, inappropriate, and unusual ……… Continue reading Do Tickle My Neurons, Please!
Inspired by a blogger reply to “The Doctor is Way Out,” Compliments of Mojammel, for who the journey has just begun: We need to change our lifestyle for our good health. Thanks! WARNING: OPINION FOLLOWS AND LIKE I DIDN’T ATTEND 8 YEARS OF MED SCHOOL! —————————————————- Yes! Lifestyle, lifestyle, lifestyle and maybe only see your…… Continue reading First Do No Harm? You Say?
Albert Einstein today as a child would probably be on drugs diagnosed with ADHD or Autism! He didn’t talk until 4. His grandmother called him ‘thick’ or not very smart. He repeated words and sentences over and over until he was 7. Maybe he had a form of autism. He didn’t learn to read until…… Continue reading What a So-Called Loser Was Albert Einstein!?
Beware ‘the comment’ beware … Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall! For he who dares to comment could surely loss his life or worse yet, “His Hair!” So indeed do take heed lose not your hair with God’s Speed! Beware! ****** ****** ****** I Am the Walrus! Down the Blogger Rabbit Hole! A Warning to…… Continue reading “No Comment,” You Say! Today?
Our emotional support dog, Oreo, had the habit of licking my face and neck when I was driving and I have stopped that entirely.Why? Man’s best friend is not always a driver’s best friend. While lawmakers have been banning drivers from texting or using cellphones, many motorists are riding around with another dangerous risk –…… Continue reading Licking and Driving Do Not Mix!
The day, August 4, 2019, the number of my followers hit 666! You know what that means? ************ No! Wait! You idiot! That really means nothing since most blogger follower numbers do eventually reach 666! It’s just my excuse for another silly-assed, nonsensical, nonmusical post! ———— NOTE: Well! The number 3 represents God, The Trinity!…… Continue reading The Day My Following Reached 6…6…6!!! 😱
My blogging just seems to be like ‘Whistling in the Wind!’ It’s like I’m hopelessly engaging in a fruitless task, trying to produce an effect or influence something with no real hope of succeeding. We all know that he’s guilty, but if we can’t get concrete evidence, we’re just going to be whistling in the…… Continue reading Am I Just Whistling in the Wind?
Isn’t it supposed to be duh or uff-da or huff-da …. Duh!? Yes! My posts are mainly dah-huff-da-uff-da-upUrs-da!? BUTT! In a little less than 2 years, I have amassed (or is it passed poetic gas) over: 98,900+ views 8,100 visitors (a few paranormal visitations) 31,000+ likes and 10,660 comments (with more than a few were…… Continue reading Duh-Dah, An Update!