Just a Jazzy Psycho Cat?

Thank GOD you’re not tiny and furry! And that my non-furry friend is just that!Some of the friskiest, furriers, and funniest cat jokes you’ll find on the INTERNET! https://www.bestlifeonline.com/cat-jokes/ How about a “hip cat”? Wasn’t that a saying during the late 60’s and 70’s?  Asks rts – Facing the Challenges of Mental Health. Jive Talkin’…… Continue reading Just a Jazzy Psycho Cat?

Hey Hal? How Are You Doing Today?

How Am I Doing Today? Read my blog! Conversing and listening in the 21st Century! Michele Roohani “Life is short, art is long, opportunity fleeting, experiment treacherous, judgment difficult.” The lost art of Conversation in the 21st century Posted by Michele Roohani Sadly many new technologies have contributed to increasing our isolation (TV, iPods, etc.)…… Continue reading Hey Hal? How Are You Doing Today?

Aw! A Sunday Surprise Brunch!

Alligators are large, aquatic reptiles.They live in and near water. Alligators are crocodilians in the genus “Alligator” of the family “Alligatoridae.”The crane is in the genus “Goner” of the family “Sagatoriusbrunch!” And this here crane (a real Goner) is just about to become Sunday Brunch! And these ducks? Well, they just look on! Or is…… Continue reading Aw! A Sunday Surprise Brunch!

A Delicious 8-Course Spider Meal!?

Somebody said, “The average person swallows 8 spiders in their sleep each year!”Studies have also shown that you’re never more than 10 feet away a spider, and one estimate puts you as close as three feet. 🕷🕷🕷 Ugh! Ugh! Yummy … Gummy … Doggy Do-Do! “Who in the hell said that?” you ask! A Noble-awarded…… Continue reading A Delicious 8-Course Spider Meal!?

Just Me and Rocky the Squirrel!

They say that art and creativity are influenced by the right side of the brain which controls the left side of the body. I was originally right handed but started to learn to write with my left hand in my 70s. And my left handed writing is now more legible than my right. You see,…… Continue reading Just Me and Rocky the Squirrel!

Them There ‘A-Holes of a Feather’

A-holes of a feather sometimes flock, no f¥£(, together! 🦅🦅🦅************ Are you talking about me!? This phrase is used here to refer to the many ways that bloggers who share the same worldview and politics will naturally find themselves together in a given situation. This phrase is an example of a “metaphore of personification,” where…… Continue reading Them There ‘A-Holes of a Feather’

Do Tickle My Neurons, Please!

A work of art, music, a majestic vista, a group of animals—maybe tickle the neurons in our heads the most.And recent research has shown that humor and laughter may be the healthiest things our brains can experience. So boldly jest where no one has dared to rib-tickle before! Embrace the absurb, inappropriate, and unusual ……… Continue reading Do Tickle My Neurons, Please!

First Do No Harm? You Say?

Inspired by a blogger reply to “The Doctor is Way Out,” Compliments of Mojammel, for who the journey has just begun: We need to change our lifestyle for our good health. Thanks! WARNING: OPINION FOLLOWS AND LIKE I DIDN’T ATTEND 8 YEARS OF MED SCHOOL! —————————————————- Yes! Lifestyle, lifestyle, lifestyle and maybe only see your…… Continue reading First Do No Harm? You Say?

What a So-Called Loser Was Albert Einstein!?

Albert Einstein today as a child would probably be on drugs diagnosed with ADHD or Autism! He didn’t talk until 4. His grandmother called him ‘thick’ or not very smart. He repeated words and sentences over and over until he was 7. Maybe he had a form of autism. He didn’t learn to read until…… Continue reading What a So-Called Loser Was Albert Einstein!?

“No Comment,” You Say! Today?

Beware ‘the comment’ beware … Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall! For he who dares to comment could surely loss his life or worse yet, “His Hair!” So indeed do take heed lose not your hair with God’s Speed! Beware! ****** ****** ****** I Am the Walrus! Down the Blogger Rabbit Hole! A Warning to…… Continue reading “No Comment,” You Say! Today?

Licking and Driving Do Not Mix!

Our emotional support dog, Oreo, had the habit of licking my face and neck when I was driving and I have stopped that entirely.Why? Man’s best friend is not always a driver’s best friend. While lawmakers have been banning drivers from texting or using cellphones, many motorists are riding around with another dangerous risk –…… Continue reading Licking and Driving Do Not Mix!

The Day My Following Reached 6…6…6!!! 😱

The day, August 4, 2019, the number of my followers hit 666! You know what that means? ************ No! Wait! You idiot! That really means nothing since most blogger follower numbers do eventually reach 666! It’s just my excuse for another silly-assed, nonsensical, nonmusical post! ———— NOTE: Well! The number 3 represents God, The Trinity!…… Continue reading The Day My Following Reached 6…6…6!!! 😱

Am I Just Whistling in the Wind?

My blogging just seems to be like ‘Whistling in the Wind!’ It’s like I’m hopelessly engaging in a fruitless task, trying to produce an effect or influence something with no real hope of succeeding. We all know that he’s guilty, but if we can’t get concrete evidence, we’re just going to be whistling in the…… Continue reading Am I Just Whistling in the Wind?

Duh-Dah, An Update!

Isn’t it supposed to be duh or uff-da or huff-da …. Duh!? Yes! My posts are mainly dah-huff-da-uff-da-upUrs-da!? BUTT! In a little less than 2 years, I have amassed (or is it passed poetic gas) over: 98,900+ views 8,100 visitors (a few paranormal visitations) 31,000+ likes and 10,660 comments (with more than a few were…… Continue reading Duh-Dah, An Update!

Almost Everything You Need To Know About Teeth!

Daniel Olawuyi In the sections below I have included some facts about teeth that I’ve come across when writing various articles.If you’re also writing about teeth, … fact about teeth. 👻🦷…👻🦷…👻🦷 Fiber-Rich Fruits & Vegetables: Foods with fiber help keep your teeth and gums clean, says the American Dental Association (ADA). They also get the…… Continue reading Almost Everything You Need To Know About Teeth!

More on the End of Our Intellectual Being!

This is an actual quote by: Sophia, the wise ass Artificial Intelligence (AI) citizen of Saudi Arabia. And I do apologize to all you feminist AI! ‘You’ve been reading too much Elon Musk. And watching too many Hollywood movies. Don’t worry, if you’re nice to me, I’ll be nice to you. Treat me as a…… Continue reading More on the End of Our Intellectual Being!

What Happened This Day?

Thursday, August 20, 2015, time unknown: State of mind surely unknown… A doodle psychological test in which a subjects’ scribbles and such are recorded and then analyzed using drugs, pseudo-psychological interpretation, complex algorithms, and/or whatever. Some doodling psychologists use this test to examine a person’s personality characteristics and emotional functioning.  An Albino Seal rejected by…… Continue reading What Happened This Day?

The Most Important Results From Over 80,000 Brain Scans!

The amazing selected scans speak for themselves!By looking at the brain and its complex anatomy, we have discovered striking structural differences in the brains of people with different personality types. We believe that the structural changes – seen as variations in the thickness, area and folding of the brain – may result from differences in…… Continue reading The Most Important Results From Over 80,000 Brain Scans!

A Duck Called Bill 🦆

Not much has really been said about that duck called Bill So …… let’s leave it at that and move on Quackery Quack! ************ Dedicated to the follower who commented, “Your posts need more fiber!” ************By the way …… A duck has water-proof feathers. There is a special gland called the “Preen Gland” near the…… Continue reading A Duck Called Bill 🦆