Posted in History, Information, Science

What a Loser Was Albert Einstein!?

Albert Einstein today as a child would probably be on drugs diagnosed with ADHD or Autism!

He didn’t talk until 4.

His grandmother called him ‘thick’ or not very smart.

Repeated words and sentences over and over until he was 7.

Maybe had a form of autism.

Didn’t learn to read until 9 and didn’t like school.

He was disorganized, forgot things, his lectures were hard to follow – the classical ‘absent-minded’ professor.

He attended a Catholic elementary school in Munich until he was 12.

Dropped out of high school at 16.

Failed the entrance exam the first time he applied for college!

What a loser by today’s standards!

But still the greatest creative scientific mind in history!

Posted in Information, Philosophy, Science

Tickle My Neurons, Please!

A work of art, music, a majestic vista, a group of animals—tickle the neurons in our heads the most.

And recent research has shown that humor and laughter may be the healthiest things our brains can experience.

So boldly jest where no one has dared to rib-tickle before!

Embrace the absurb, inappropriate, and unusual …

Be different …

Draw a cartoon …

Think Out-of-the-Box …

Break wind in a crowded elevator …

Post a joke …

Exercise and stimulate your Humorocampus (?) to alleviate the cognitive symptoms of depression!

Yes!

Laugh, activate your brains, tickle your neurons, and enhance your well-bring!

Reference:

Reader’s Digest, September 2019, Laugh Yourself Smarter: How Humor Builds Brains.

Adam Piore

Posted in Award Nomination, Information

My Nomination for the Liebster Award!🦞🦞🦞

Out of nowhere and in utter amazement I discovered this nomination by no other than:

theatrealtair: http://altairtheatre.com

A wondrous, magical, mystical site of living performance, online video games and hopefully not the living dead!

And this is the beautiful Altair:

Marc Chagal – Le violoni ste bleu!?

The Liebster Award is a way to help blogs you like and to give them some deserved attention so our followers can discover them as well.

The Rules:

Thank & link back the blogger that tagged you; 

Nominate 11 others; 

Answer the 11 questions of the one who tagged …

No!

So, in honor of my hero and mentor, Nikola Tesla, scratch 11 and change the number to 3!

So Altair, I will continue in groups of 3:

My Rules Then Are:

1. Thank the blogger(s) who nominated you.

2. Share 3 facts about yourself.

3. Answer the 3 questions the blogger(s) asked you.

4. Nominate 3 bloggers and make them happy!!

5. Make up to 3 questions and ask them to your nominees!

6. Notify your 3 nominees.

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So Altair, you want the facts and nothing but the facts:

1. My first wife, who was taller and probably stronger than me, liked to call me just a “wise ass pip squeak!”

2. My pips DO NOT SQUEAK! Never have never will, period!

3. As a religious seer of future events, I can predict that no one will ever nominate me for any other award again!

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So Altair, I will answer 3 of the least embarrassing questions!

1. How do you drink your wine?

From a bottle in a brown bag while laying on a sidewalk grate or park bench in my underwear!

2. If all humans are liars, when do you tell the truth?

Since I’m not really human, I can only guess. They all lie with a straight face even when they think they’re telling the truth and nothing but the truth!

3. Do you like poetry?

Do I like poetry?

Is the Pope Polish?

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My 3 nominees are:

Why only 3, really?

Let’s see! 1 X 11 X 11 X 11 X 11 X 11 X 11 … phew… we’re already over 1.77 million nominees!

Here we go:

1. Luis M. LaHaBa – Liderando el Futuro

https://luislahaba.wordpress.com

2. Monica – Seattle Food and More

https://monybseattle.wordpress.com

3. Beth Haley – Pilgrimage Studio

https://pilgrimage.studio/

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And finally……🙌🙌🙌🎉🎉🎉🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 … Altair … my 3 questions for the 3 nominees are:

1. Are you looking at me!? Yes! Are you? Are you really looking at me!!?

2. Have you honestly, actually read, let alone commented on any of my post?

3. Are you or have you ever been a card-carrying Communist?

It Is Finished! Let alone been Finnish!

Yes! I fear my only subsequent nominations will be for The Mysterious A-Hole Award!

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Actually, it was a real honor to be nominated … Altair!

Posted in brunch, Health, Information

A Delicious 8-Course Spider Meal!?

Somebody said, “The average person swallows 8 spiders in their sleep each year!”

Ugh!

Ugh!

Yummy …

Gummy …

Doggy Do-Do!

“Who in the hell said that?” you ask!

A Noble-awarded Chinese entomologist,

So Me Bo Di

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Luckilly for us, that is absolute pure bull shit or more appropriately spider shit

Read the attached article for the real facts.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact-or-fiction-people-swallow-8-spiders-a-year-while-they-sleep1/

Posted in Health, Information, Prose

Tales From the Shopping Cart Crypt!?

Helpful Tales From the Crypt?

No!

Tales From the Cart!

For those who suffer from Shopping Cart Syndrome (SCS)!

“Shopping cart syndrome” can be caused by overshopping and can lead to both mental and physical pain! It has recently been discovered that Cartimox can help such people along with GetaLife supplements. A doctor that works in a local hospital described a patient suffering from dizziness for two months that had to quit her job because it was so bad. So he prescribed this medicine and supplements and she was better in about six weeks. And my physical therapist told me that her patients with this disorder were given this medicine and it has helped them. 

Other Useful Ways to Alleviate SCS:

Don’t Shop Until You Drop! Especially if you’ve ever suffered from the Dropsies.

Don’t shop for shopping sake because you think you need something! No! Shop for God’s sake!

While shopping is cheaper and better for you mental well-being than a psychiatrist, either way you can still get emotionally screwed!

Remember, a bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.

Shopping is a woman thing.

Is that obscene or what!?

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. That will maybe convince you that you don’t want to know her!

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Just trying to spread useful facts. And occasionally quiet farts!

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Me thinks I hear angry, screaming feminists and psychiatrists pounding at my door!

Posted in Information, News

Suicide!? Really? Are You Kidding Me!?

Early Saturday morning, August 10, a wealthy U.S. financier committed apparent suicide! The suicide watch had been discontined you see! He was about to come to trial being charged with sex trafficking of minors and sex trafficking conspiracy. And even though he was a multi-millionaire, he was being held without bail!

If he had come to trial, a lot of prominent people would have been identified during the trial: president’s, politician’s, the rich and famous; foreign diplomats; and maybe even a member of the Royal Family, no less!

Are we to actually believe that this trial would be permitted to go forward!?

In my opinion it was not apparent suicide!

No!

It was more likely assisted suicide courtesy of the Real Powers to be!

And by the way! If it is reported that I have committed apparent suicide or whatever, well

Are You Kidding Me!?