Doin’ the ‘Amazing’ Funky Chicken!

The Bald Bikini Chicks waxing …… singing Southern Fried Funky! Art for the artless. And you know who you be! The War of the AntsI Yes! Along with some art that gave some people the creeps, by the way! Damn ants, everywhere they be! You can’t win the total war you see. Cause the total…

Like Stark Raving Naked on the WordPress Stage!

Yes! I’m completely, wildly, unabashedly insane … With the “Blue Bird of Happiness” on my head! And a drum to discretely hide my thumbs! ********* That’s why … When people happen to see me naked during my daily morning aerobic fast stroll they gasp in awe and wonder… Oh My God …… He’s All Thumbs!!…

In the Queue In The London Airport Loo!

Just some random scribbles that became dibbles(?) depicting a queue of assorted animals at the London Heathrow Airport Loo … waiting patiently to ‘shall we say’ do a wee! ************ Or was it ‘do a dribble in a lucid dream at the London Zoo?’ Or was it just “a normal run-of-the-mill” screaming dream? Yes –…

I Get No Respect!

Yes! We all need a little humor to start the day! Rodney Dangerfield Stand Up Jokes Are the Way to Go! With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me. My wife is so fat that when…

Boring? Not Enough Sugar and Tasty Junk Food!

Bored? Just add too much sugar, spice & everything not otherwise healthy and nice! Ah, to be healthy, wealthy and wise! Not fat, dumb, stupid, poor as a church mouse and otherwise! For a healthy body & brain start by cutting back the sugar, practicing a healthy lifestyle and adding: Seafood Greens Nuts Beans and…

From Jazz and Trump to “Make Flies Great Again!”

From International Jazz Legend, Lionel Hamster, through “Trump on a Stump” to “Make Flies Great Again!” This summarizes My Muse Psycho perfectly, you see! Need I say more? What about “Einstein in Lowlight Contemplating a Blue Butterfly Astride a Bike?” Now that is really deep! Whatever does work for you!

Blessed Are the Modern Geeks…

Yes! Blessed are the Modern Geeks for they shall inherit the blogs! ************ Geek: Related English dialect word Geck ‘fool,’ of Germanic origin or related to Dutch Gek ‘mad, fool!’ ************ But the modern geeks are not of this sort. They engage in or discuss computer-related tasks obsessively or with great attention to technical detail….

Humpty Dumpty Trump!

A Simple Nursery Rhyme for Our Simple Times: Humpty Dumpty Trump sat on a stump reading a book with Covid-19 and Biden wearing a mask and ah hiding! 👶🏽…👩🏼‍🦰…👨🏼‍🎨…👨🏽‍🦳 Everything should change Nothing should stay the same Everything should change Even politicians, they should change! The poor become the rich Conspiracies just unfold Cause that’s…

What Will You Play?

A blog conversation with David Redpath, HCMorris77 & Me: David Redpath: I’ll join the band 🎶😎 Thanks! What instrument? Thumbs, drums or just chewing bubblegum? Washboard, of course! “It’s a horse, of course!” Mr Ed. And as this talking horse would say: The washboard and frottoir (from Cajun French “frotter”, to rub) are used as…

The Giant Einstein Tree of Knowledge! Go With the Helical Flow!

“Ja! Es gibt etwas an diesem Baum, das mich fasziniert!” Yes! There’s something about this tree that fascinates me! What could it be: E = m•tree•2 … the infamous Theory of Rela-tree-vity!# 🤮 …… 😩 The giant sequoia (Sequoiadendron giganteum) is the world’s most massive tree, and arguably the largest living organism on Earth. It is…

Pray Tell! What Do You Look At?

Squirrels on a high-rise toilet seat look at and admire their nuts! So, what’s new!? Some nuts look at peanuts: but only an inquisitive few. Alien Greys look into our eyes and our souls, maybe in envy! So, as a warning “beware!” Old, over-the-hill Weisenheimer’s look with lust at babes on the beach. But they…

The ‘Wild Rice Ones!’

The legendary and extremely non-violent Oriental Motorcycle Gang of the 1950s. They traveled from village to village not to terrorize and raise havoc. No! Only in search of the ultimate Oriental Cuisine! Wait a minute! “Who is Pam!?” My wife constantly asks! I did know a Soon-Yi Pam in 1969! VS…!

“Why This Post?” You Ask!

Because it’s there! This doodle? Well, “it was there” in my art library. And I have no clear inkling of what it’s about and if anyone would really care! Just a typical run-of-the-mill what, where, and when of a post modern urban hieroglyph … if you get the drift? A stylized doodle representing the characters…

Stay At the Motel 369 If You Dare!

No matter the Universe, Dimension, Galaxy or Planet you pick next to stay and dine ….. Just make sure it’s always Motel 369©️! Nikola Tesla stayed there often! Other local sites and spaces to visit and some graffiti on ancient walls!

Hey You! Rebuild Your Blog The Made-Man Way!

Calling All Blogs! Is your sorry-assed blog in need of a facelift or does it need to be rebuilt from the ground up? Does it lack real purpose and direction. Are you posting to a dwindling host of WordPress blogging ghosts with few views, likes, and comments almost nevermore? Then contact Made-Man Blog Construction Company,…

Warm Your Achy, Breaky Heart!

When the rains end and the dark clouds part may the Sun shine down and warm your achy, breaky heart. “Let the Beach Balls sing!” And those Butterflies flutter and fly! 🦋…👻…🦋…👻…🦋 And who is that girl with the umbrella? My Oh My!

Remembers Your Making Mistakes No More!

From the Mind of Cute Judy Lee: JudysCorneroftheWorld: Life is full of mistakes. But we must keep on trying to love one another. We must pray for strength and deep faith to face life’s problems. As far as the East is from the West, Jesus remembers your mistakes no more!

What Did Einstein Really ‘C’!?

Updated Reblog: Some of the greatest insights have been born in dreams! Movie outlines have been formed; song melodies heard; and many of the greatest discoveries in human history realized. Yes! Even Albert Einstein, himself, finally had his ultimate breakthrough in a dream! He went to bed thinking about ……. E = m … d…

Just Another ‘Squirrely’ Squirrel on the Loo!?

Yes! Just your typical, low-brow, bushy-tailed squirrel on the loo playing with, or is it admiring, his nuts! Yes! True art is sometimes just a few emoticons and a toilet seat away. Yes! That is, if “you’re really full of S#% or a bit of nuts by the way!” Hurrah! What a way to start…