Posted in Entertainment, humor

I Get No Respect!

Yes!

We all need a little humor to start the day!

Rodney Dangerfield Stand Up Jokes Are the Way to Go!

With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.

My wife is so fat that when she lays around the house, she really lays around the house!

My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” 

I’m not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

I tell you, I’m not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything!

What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!

Last week I told my psychiatrist, “I keep thinking about suicide.” He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back!

Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.

When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, “We want five thousand dollars or you’ll see your kid again!

source: http://jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/comedianjokes/rodneydangerfieldjokes.html

Posted in God, Family, Friends, humor

Making Mistakes

Making Mistakes

Judy Barbera

JudysCorneroftheWorld

https://nothingincareful.wordpress.com/2019/06/10/making-mistakes/
— Read on nothingincareful.wordpress.com/2019/06/10/making-mistakes/

Life is full of mistakes. But we must keep on trying to love one another.

We must pray for strength and deep faith to face life’s problems.

As far as the East is from the West, Jesus remembers your mistakes no more!

Posted in Entertainment, humor, Imagination

Blessed Are the Modern Geeks…

Yes! Blessed are the Modern Geeks for they shall inherit the blogs!

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Geek: Related English dialect word Geck ‘fool,’ of Germanic origin or related to Dutch Gek ‘mad, fool!’

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But the modern geeks are not of this sort. They engage in or discuss computer-related tasks obsessively or with great attention to technical detail. They are extremely excited or enthusiastic about a subject: one of specialized or even minority interest.

Posted in humor, Writing and Grammer

Tongue in Cheek? 👅

Sometimes what I post is just ‘tongue in cheek’ humor! Other times, just my thumbs in my backside cheeks!

Either way, some people don’t always know how to take it!

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Over easy … scrambled … hard boiled

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