Posted in humor

All Peaches and Cream!?

It light of the fact that a lot of my posts get reactions like ‘I’m Confused,’ ‘What Does it Mean?,’ and ‘Are you insane or what?’

I have decided to post something sweet, that will maybe warm your heart and hopefully get some ‘ahh’ reactions.

Puppy dogs tails, little kittens, butterflies, peaches and cream topped with a cherry or two.

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Nah!!!

Posted in humor, Prose

Do You Want Your Eyebrows Trimmed!?

Ever notice that as men age their hair thins on top, but it grows like wildfire everywhere else!

Eyebrows to their hairline. Growing out their ears, nose and sticking up like trees on the top of their heads.

I say, “Do you want to look five to ten years younger? Get a pair of scissors and trim away, please!”

One time I looked in the mirror and there was a ‘proud as punch’ two inch hair sticking out of my right ear.

I guess because it didn’t want me to walk into a wall or have trouble squeezing through a door.

So! Trim away that hair, please!

When you get a hair cut, say at a hair cuttery, they will ask, “do you want you eyebrows trimmed?”

And I like to reply,

Yes, indeed! Trim my eyebrows. And also scratch my balls! Please!

Not! LOL!

For a cartoon highlighting my point, look at my previous post.

Posted in humor

Amazing Do!

Amazing do! How sour that sound.
That strains a wretch like me.
I once was irregular, but now am not.
Was bound, but now I’m free!

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Please forgive me for I have most assuredly sinned!

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I will try to avoid thunder and lightning storms as much as Heavenly possible from now on!