Posted in brunch, Health, Information

A Delicious 8-Course Spider Meal!?

Somebody said, “The average person swallows 8 spiders in their sleep each year!”

Ugh!

Ugh!

Yummy …

Gummy …

Doggy Do-Do!

“Who in the hell said that?” you ask!

A Noble-awarded Chinese entomologist,

So Me Bo Di

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Luckilly for us, that is absolute pure bull shit or more appropriately spider shit

Read the attached article for the real facts.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact-or-fiction-people-swallow-8-spiders-a-year-while-they-sleep1/

Posted in Health, Information, Prose

Tales From the Shopping Cart Crypt!?

Helpful Tales From the Crypt?

No!

Tales From the Cart!

For those who suffer from Shopping Cart Syndrome (SCS)!

“Shopping cart syndrome” can be caused by overshopping and can lead to both mental and physical pain! It has recently been discovered that Cartimox can help such people along with GetaLife supplements. A doctor that works in a local hospital described a patient suffering from dizziness for two months that had to quit her job because it was so bad. So he prescribed this medicine and supplements and she was better in about six weeks. And my physical therapist told me that her patients with this disorder were given this medicine and it has helped them. 

Other Useful Ways to Alleviate SCS:

Don’t Shop Until You Drop! Especially if you’ve ever suffered from the Dropsies.

Don’t shop for shopping sake because you think you need something! No! Shop for God’s sake!

While shopping is cheaper and better for you mental well-being than a psychiatrist, either way you can still get emotionally screwed!

Remember, a bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.

Shopping is a woman thing.

Is that obscene or what!?

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. That will maybe convince you that you don’t want to know her!

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Just trying to spread useful facts. And occasionally quiet farts!

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Me thinks I hear angry, screaming feminists and psychiatrists pounding at my door!

Posted in Health, Lifestyle, true life

Driving Miss Norma!

90-year-Old woman declined chemo, started to travel with her dog instead!

As doctors,” he said, “we see what treatment looks like everyday. ICU, nursing homes, awful side effects and honestly, there is no guarantee she will survive the initial surgery to remove the mass. You are doing exactly what I would want to do in this situation. Have a fantastic trip!”

Here is the article:

https://www.homesluxury.net/90-year-old-woman-traveling-with-dog/?fbclid=IwAR0LWFP9ak78OTi9Tnz5o8hAX9pOgiTxjrcOJG-vBQt30qXWHWzZ-Hg_jJk

Posted in Health, That’s Life

A Leisurely Virtual FaceTime Stroll

A Leisurely Virtual FaceTime Stroll

Cute Judy Lee Post:

I am unable to walk because of severe arthritis and fused knees. So on my husband’s afternoon walk we used FaceTime on our iPhones so I could come along as he walked around the community.

It was a wonderful experience and fun!

https://nothingincareful.wordpress.com/2019/08/04/a-leisurely-virtual-facetime-stroll/
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Posted in animals, Fitness, Health

Tai Paw Chewon!

I Am Dog! Hear Me Bark!!!

Tai Paw Chewon is an ancient Chinese art that seeks to provide complete personal dog development. It includes exercises for the body as well as a mind and a self-control concentration process.

It is a Chinese system of slow meditative physical exercise designed for relaxation, balance and overall Caninese health.