Oreo Ate My Belt!

Oreo will gladly eat most anything you see!Shoes; my belt; socks; wood; tissue paper; grass-laid organic dung; cute stuffed animals; pink rubber animals; green lizards (especially); any creature that flies; those that crawl; those dead! She’ll even lap water out of the toilet bowl (urine optional)! But put some good wholesome food on a plate…… Continue reading Oreo Ate My Belt!

I’m Just an Italian Doodle Dandy!

An Italian Suba torpedo a hero sandwich Scribbled the South Philly Italian Hoagie Way! A long bread bun or rollwith meat galore. Like Salami mortadella capicolla ham Them, I do adore!Add tomatoes onions sour pickles green bell and hot peppers for sure. Finally top with Greek olives olive oil salt black pepper provolone cheese and…… Continue reading I’m Just an Italian Doodle Dandy!

My Most Sacred Sabbath Traditional Delights!

For telepathic fat catsthose strapped in straitjackets tight swinging “tennis-anyone” racket sights pensive on a Moon-lite quiet lonely night and especially for Heliophilecooksandwrites … and those in dire need of sanitary hand wipes! ************ My Sicilian grandmother’s “most holy” standard Saturday fare was surely not there!

The Life and Times of the Healthy But Always Pregnant Fitbit Rabbit!

Carrots are crunchy, tasty, and highly nutritious. They are a particularly good source of beta carotene, fiber, vitamin K1, potassium, and antioxidants. They also have a number of health benefits. They’re a weight-loss-friendly food and have been linked to lower cholesterol levels and improved eye health. Feb 21, 2019. Taken from: http://www.healthline.com › foods › carrots However,…… Continue reading The Life and Times of the Healthy But Always Pregnant Fitbit Rabbit!

It’s Time for Healthy Brain Food…

And we sure do need healthy brains or we’d be insane! So, eat more: Seafood Greens Nuts Beans and Some occasional dark chocolate.But I don’t see dark chocolate in the picture of the weight-lifting Fitbit Brain! To elaborate, Dr. Drew Ramsey presented his simple rhyme for remembering a healthy brain-food diet: Seafood, greens, nuts, and beans (and some occasional dark…… Continue reading It’s Time for Healthy Brain Food…

A Few Unfinished Doodles Without Captions!

A random collection of doodles and unfinished sketches with a liberal sprinkling of emoticons! Half baked under-cooked some raw some over easy most incomplete … Are any of them neat? And who needs them captions anyway? Well, aren’t we humans visual-creatures? Aren’t captions an important element of storytelling to grab attention as well? Then what…… Continue reading A Few Unfinished Doodles Without Captions!

Another Sh*tty Sunday Brunch!

This post is an outgrowth or tumor inspired by a couple of my recent posts: Watch Out! The Birds Have Pooped! Some Bird Droppings From the Sky! And yes by Jen-Prairie Sky – Wellness! A gorilla, monkies and a squirrelly squirrel at the Venice Inn; An eagle taking an ancient dump; Walking barefoot through splatters…… Continue reading Another Sh*tty Sunday Brunch!

Some Stir Fried Doodles, Foodles, Poodles and Chinese-Hispanic Noodles!

What do you eat on the day after Sunday Bruch? A half-baked; over-cooked; hot and spicy; yucky; upchuck-y; “Sunday-come-to-Monday” barf-y Brunch! Life is trying things to see if they work. ― Ray Bradbury Productivity is a recurrent overdone theme in my posts. Taking action or any action at all, is better than endlessly preparing, or worse yet…… Continue reading Some Stir Fried Doodles, Foodles, Poodles and Chinese-Hispanic Noodles!

For All Has Been Written Before!

Say What!!! Shout the greedy liability lawyers! Quoth the Defense for the defenseless … Nevermore!? For indeed even this has been penned twisted into a U-bend dropped kicked smashed stir-fried gulped down by our poor dog Pee Wee on the floor Before! May he rest in peace sick on the floor! Quoth the veterinarians, There’s…… Continue reading For All Has Been Written Before!

The Organic Semi-Vegan Doodle Reblog!

A Healthy Doodle For A Healthier Life: Just don’t eat the paper it’s created on, unless you suffer from pica! My Exclusive Recipe Follows:Start with a sheet of organic paper. Soak with several Q-tip dabs of organic cold-pressed fruit juice; black seed oil; extra virgin olive oil, unfiltered of course; and white distilled vinegar. Cover…… Continue reading The Organic Semi-Vegan Doodle Reblog!

Eatin’ Too Much Maryland Chicken!

David Redpath says: Being an Australian all I know about Maryland is they like eatin’ chicken! 🐔 ************ My Reply Hoping For Some Quick Dopamine Fixes: They do!? Do you live in the Wayback Outback! Mate! Yes! In Australia the term “Chicken Maryland” simply refers to a butcher’s cut for a whole leg consisting of…… Continue reading Eatin’ Too Much Maryland Chicken!

To Diet or Not to Diet?

“To Diet or Not to Diet” Those are the options. Whether ’tis nobler in the mind  to suffer the burbs and belches of outrageous gorging, Or to take arms against that sea of blubber, And, by lifestyle changes, loss it!” ****** ****** ****** Yes! Diet and live by always thinking, doing and saying: D … id…… Continue reading To Diet or Not to Diet?

A Piece of Scientific Cherry Pi for Brunch!

A little science and a slice of cherry pi to celebrate this glorious day. A Happy 3.14159 to you! …… …… …… No number can claim more fame than pi. But why, exactly? Defined as the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter, pi, or in symbol form, π, seems a simple enough concept.…… Continue reading A Piece of Scientific Cherry Pi for Brunch!