Posted in Art, Entertainment

World War of the Blogs III

From the Blog of Revelations (Armadillon)

The Six Seals of the Blog Hypothesis:

The first three seals are the three sea lions of the Apostrophe:

First Seal – a white sea lion

As the first seal was opened, Nikola Tesla, wrote: “And I looked, and behold, a white sea lion did not ‘read‘ his post and he went out conjuring and to be conjured!”

Second Seal – a yellow sea lion

When the second seal opened, Nikola noted: “While this sea lion did read his post it was not granted to the one who posted the post that it should be ‘liked‘ and that other bloggers should run from his post; and there was given to him a great sword to slay these cowardly bloggers!”

Third Seal – a pink sea lion

As for the pink sea lion, Nikola said, “So the one did read and like the post, but it was granted unworthy of a ‘comment‘ of any kind. I looked, and behold, a pinkish sea lion and he who sat on it had a pair of scissors in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of his six following bloggers saying, “A bottle of Coke for a denarius, and three slices of pizza for a denarius; and ‘first do not harm’ is the motto of the American Medical Association! So just be merry and get oiled with wine!

All’s well and good, but what then is the meaning of the last three seals?

Only The Shadow Knows for Sure!

Posted in Art, Entertainment

Tesla’s Pigeon, The Sequel!

Critics Rave or is it Raving Critics!?

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It’s one of your most disturbing works I’ve seen for now. It is beautiful and terrible. I’m voting for “mortified!”

Theatrealtair, Video Times & Rhymes

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Rarely if ever is a subsequent piece more disturbing than the first!

Bob, Undertaker’s Weekly

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A true Masterpiece! … Or true piece of something else entirely!

Anonymous

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Damn Hal and pity the poor Pigeon or Pigeons!!!

Molly, Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Pigeons (SPCP)!

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Pure unadulterated DUNG!!!

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Posted in Entertainment, riddles

Cow Mooosings Monday!

It’s not Monday! It’s Friday! Do you have Mad Cow Disease!?

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How can you tell if a cow belongs to a Colombian ‘milk’ cartel?

It has a gangsta ‘stache mooostache!

… Pablina Escowbar … ‘Milk’ Lord ……

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Where can you ogle sexy centerfolds of gorgeous cows in bikinis?

Playbull!

Courtesy Hugh Heifer…

Posted in Entertainment, memory, Time

As Blogs Goes By

“As Time Goes By”

Casablanca

Dooley Wilson rolling in his grave:

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You must remember this
A (post) is just a (post)
A (reply) is just a (reply)
The fundamental things apply
As (blogs) goes by

And when two (bloggers) woo
They still say “(Sheesh to) you”
On that you can rely
No matter what the future brings
As (blogs) goes by

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Posted in Entertainment, humor

Apocalypse Cow … the Barnyard!

Kentucky Barnyard Quotes:

Colonel Daisy: I love the smell of mydung in the pasture.

Lt Quacky: Ducks don’t surf.

Captain Porky: Disneyland! Fuck, this shitty pig style smells better than Disneyland.

A Chicken: The Horror … The horror …

Sarge: I’m just an Erin Clerk … used to collect chicken and duck bills.

Chief: So whaddya wanna do? Eat the chicken … kill the duck?

Colonel Daisy: I love the smell of mysweet flatulence in the morning.

The Olde Farmer Macdonald Guy: You’re wacko, man … it’s fuckin’ pig shit idolatry!

Sarge: Hell! The bullshit is piled so high in this barnyard, you need ‘finger licking chicken’ wings just to stay above it.

Chief: Some day the chicken slaughter gotta end.

Another Chicken: The horror … The horror-able horror!

Major General List: Fumigate!!! With extreme prejudice!

Colonel Daisy: This damn milking gotta stop someday. My udders have been stretched to the limit!

Another Chicken: The horror … the udder horror …

Sgt. Squirrelly: I watch this damn snail crawl ever so slowly along the cow’s back … That’s my dream. Am I nuts?

Colonel Daisy: This is the end!

Lone Surviving ‘Free Range’ Chicken: The End!?

Colonel Daisy: Yes! Kiss it … No peck, peck, peck it, please!

Finger Licking Chickens Everywhere: This really is the horror … Yes! It’s really

‘The Cow’s Behind!’

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Do the Funky Chicken! Pretty Please!

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Posted in Entertainment, Prose

Only the Shadow Really Knows!

When someone asks a question in a post reply, I sometimes quip, “Only The Shadow Knows!

What does that mean, anyway!?

Well

The Shadow is the name of a collection of serialized dramas, originally in 1930s pulp novels, and then in a wide variety of Shadow media. One of the most famous adventure heroes of 20th century North America, The Shadow has been featured on the radio, in a long-running pulp magazine series, in American comic books, comic strips, television, serials, video games, and at least five feature films. The radio drama included episodes voiced by Orson Welles.

Today, The Shadow assumes various identities for his crime fighting work, most notably that perpetrated on the Internet!

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Yes! All’s well and good what you have said. But again, what does The Shadow Know!?

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Again!

Only The Shadow Really KNOWS!