The Hal and Judy Show!

Moderated by the Mysterious Pam and thanks to the writings of The Mysterious Blogger, Honest Hal! Who do you think you are, the President, and who the hell is this Pam anyhow? No! In your case, it should be anyHal! An on-going show filled with lam jokes, overused cliches, and a lot more and a…

I Get No Respect!

Yes! We all need a little humor to start the day! Rodney Dangerfield Stand Up Jokes Are the Way to Go! With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me. My wife is so fat that when…

Paranormal Playhouse Theatre 6-6-6!

An updated repost: just for the hell of it! Tickets are available at bargain rates for the clueless, slow and politically happy or is that ‘oh so’ really unhappy? Theatre Moderator: Beezilbob Are you sure it’s a play!? Looks more like a prime time 2020 Presidential Debate to me! Yes! Humpty Dumpty Trump! Get thee…

My Yiddish ‘Nonna’ With Knockers!

Definitely outdated humor…well past it’s time! And it may be oh so politically incorrect! As am I? Did you know that on the 1930s/1940s Borscht Belt Comedy Circuit that Jewish women comedians were often referred to as Menstruating Minstrels? Wait a minute! Were there really Jewish women comedians during that ‘period!’ Wrong again Schmuck! There…

Blessed Are the Modern Geeks…

Yes! Blessed are the Modern Geeks for they shall inherit the blogs! ************ Geek: Related English dialect word Geck ‘fool,’ of Germanic origin or related to Dutch Gek ‘mad, fool!’ ************ But the modern geeks are not of this sort. They engage in or discuss computer-related tasks obsessively or with great attention to technical detail….

Cow Mooosings Monday! The

It’s Not Monday! It’s Tuesday! Do you have Mad Cow Disease? No! … Fu&k Moo! ———— How can you tell if a cow belongs to a Colombian ‘milk’ cartel? It has a gangsta ‘stache mooostache! Pablina Escowbar … ‘Milk’ Cartel Lord ———— Where can you ogle sexy centerfolds of gorgeous cows in bikinis? Playbull Courtesy…

Angels in the Spotlight! Or Is It Headlights I See?

On stage at the Maryland Theater singing Hallelujah Chorus with a special guest conductor! Or is it a guest semiconductor? Re-posted cause nobody gave a shit the first time it was submitted! Which is becoming too common these days, indeed! But I’m tired and I desperately need sleep! Sort of like the current U.S. Presidential…

The ‘Wild Rice Ones!’

The legendary and extremely non-violent Oriental Motorcycle Gang of the 1950s. They traveled from village to village not to terrorize and raise havoc. No! Only in search of the ultimate Oriental Cuisine! Wait a minute! “Who is Pam!?” My wife constantly asks! I did know a Soon-Yi Pam in 1969! VS…!

The Phantom of the Organ!

Coming soon to a post near you! The Phantom of the Organ! Starring Oreo the Emotional Support Dog Being recorded as I post. The Phantom dog is a virgin Havanese female dog who wears a mask and is deformed. She lives in a Havana Cat House in the cellar, actually the third level underneath. She…

The Phantom Dog of the Opera: Unmasked!

The Phantom Dog of the Opera, Oreo, pawing at my professional electronic keyboard with some stylist Jazz musical licks toward the end. The human ‘dog puppet master’ just gets in the way in my opinion! View on YouTube here: The Phantom Dog of the Opera is definitely psychotic. But who really cares. It’s only a…

Just One … Please!

I posted my best But I guess my posts weren’t good enough Cause here I am: few likes no comments like before Seems nothin’ ever changes I’m back to being friendless Wondering if I ought to blog Or delete and just walk off the WordPress floor Just One Can’t figure what I keep doodling wrong…

Back by Unpopular Demand! Tesla’s Pigeon Critical Reviews

Critics Rave or is it Raving Critics!? You should know! 👻👻👻 This has to be one of his most disturbing works I’ve seen to date. It is both beautiful and terrifying. I’m voting for “mortified!” Theatrealtair, Video Times & Rhymes *** 👻👻 Rarely if ever has a subsequent art piece been more disturbing than the…

Good Night, Mrs. Calabash! Good Night, Free World!

James Francis (Jimmy) Durante was an American singer, pianist, comedian, and actor. His famous sign off to his 1950s TV show became another familiar national catchphrase: Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are! What follows is definite opinion: Was Mrs. Calabash “Made in China?” No. Not then! But most likely today! And if things remain…

As Blogs Goes By

“As Time Goes By” Casablanca Dooley Wilson rolling in his grave: ———— 🎹🎼 You must remember this A (post) is just a (post) A (reply) is just a (reply) The fundamental things apply As (blogs) goes by And when two (bloggers) woo They still say “(Sheesh to) you” On that you can rely No matter…

I Was a Teenage Reptilian!

The 1957 cult classic to end all cult classics. A ‘B-movie’ with a triple-A leading lady. And I’m not just bragging about the lizard. I was a Teenage Lizard is a 1957 horror film starring Hal Barbera and Cute Judy Lee as troubled teenagers, Whit Bissel and Yvonne Lime. Whit, who changes to a killer…

Only the Shadow Really Knows!

When someone asks a question in a post reply, I sometimes quip, “Only The Shadow Really Knows!“ What does that mean, anyway!? Well… The Shadow is the name of a collection of serialized dramas, originally in 1930s pulp novels, and then in a wide variety of Shadow media. One of the most famous adventure hero’s…

World War of the Blogs!

From the Blog of Revelation (Armadillon) The Six Seals of the Blog Hypothesis: The first three seals are the three sea lions of the Apostrophe: First Seal – a white sea lion As the first seal was opened, Nikola Tesla, wrote: “And I looked, and behold, a white sea lion did not ‘read‘ his post…

Hoo-Ah … Hoo-Ah … Are You Looking At Me!?

Try as I might My Sicilian temper Sometimes makes me A scary, frightful sight! Al Pacino, Robert De Nero and me Three basically the same age & DNA mix with Al Pacino And “ Are you looking at me?” From “Taxi Driver” “Hoo-Ah … Hoo-Ah”. From “Scent of a Women!” It’s me You looking at…

Not Guilty!!! Perry Mason’s Hot-Dog Justice!

Few actors are so closely linked to a character than Raymond Burr as Perry Mason. This long-running TV series (1957-1966) was built upon Eric Standley Gardner’s novels about a brilliant defense lawyer and his Tripple-A staff, that solved far to many crimes with off-the-wall witnesses and razor-sharp cross-examinations. It was the first mystery series to…

Amy Barbera’s Awesome New Music Update!

My Friends, I’m Sooo EXCITED To Announce That On Dec 23, 2019 I Found Out That My Already Award Winning “Make Me A Butterfly” 🦋 Music Video Was Chosen For Yet Another Award For The Spotlight Film Awards Based Out Of Atlanta, Georgia! 🎶😊🎥  The Judges Selected My “MAKE ME A BUTTERFLY” 🦋 Music Video As A “SPOTLIGHT BRONZE AWARD WINNER” 🏆 With High…