My Yiddish ‘Nonna’ With Knockers!

Definitely outdated humor…well past it’s time! And it may be oh so politically incorrect! As am I? Did you know that on the 1930s/1940s Borscht Belt Comedy Circuit that Jewish women comedians were often referred to as Menstruating Minstrels? Wait a minute! Were there really Jewish women comedians during that ‘period!’ Wrong again Schmuck! There…

Blessed Are the Modern Geeks…

Yes! Blessed are the Modern Geeks for they shall inherit the blogs! ************ Geek: Related English dialect word Geck ‘fool,’ of Germanic origin or related to Dutch Gek ‘mad, fool!’ ************ But the modern geeks are not of this sort. They engage in or discuss computer-related tasks obsessively or with great attention to technical detail….

Cow Mooosings Monday! The

It’s Not Monday! It’s Tuesday! Do you have Mad Cow Disease? No! … Fu&k Moo! ———— How can you tell if a cow belongs to a Colombian ‘milk’ cartel? It has a gangsta ‘stache mooostache! Pablina Escowbar … ‘Milk’ Cartel Lord ———— Where can you ogle sexy centerfolds of gorgeous cows in bikinis? Playbull Courtesy…

Angels in the Spotlight! Or Is It Headlights I See?

On stage at the Maryland Theater singing Hallelujah Chorus with a special guest conductor! Or is it a guest semiconductor? Re-posted cause nobody gave a shit the first time it was submitted! Which is becoming too common these days, indeed! But I’m tired and I desperately need sleep! Sort of like the current U.S. Presidential…

The ‘Wild Rice Ones!’

The legendary and extremely non-violent Oriental Motorcycle Gang of the 1950s. They traveled from village to village not to terrorize and raise havoc. No! Only in search of the ultimate Oriental Cuisine! Wait a minute! “Who is Pam!?” My wife constantly asks! I did know a Soon-Yi Pam in 1969! VS…!

The Phantom of the Organ!

Coming soon to a post near you! The Phantom of the Organ! Starring Oreo the Emotional Support Dog Being recorded as I post. The Phantom dog is a virgin Havanese female dog who wears a mask and is deformed. She lives in a Havana Cat House in the cellar, actually the third level underneath. She…

The Phantom Dog of the Opera: Unmasked!

The Phantom Dog of the Opera, Oreo, pawing at my professional electronic keyboard with some stylist Jazz musical licks toward the end. The human ‘dog puppet master’ just gets in the way in my opinion! View on YouTube here: The Phantom Dog of the Opera is definitely psychotic. But who really cares. It’s only a…

Just One … Please!

I posted my best But I guess my posts weren’t good enough Cause here I am: few likes no comments like before Seems nothin’ ever changes I’m back to being friendless Wondering if I ought to blog Or delete and just walk off the WordPress floor Just One Can’t figure what I keep doodling wrong…

Back by Unpopular Demand! Tesla’s Pigeon Critical Reviews

Critics Rave or is it Raving Critics!? You should know! 👻👻👻 This has to be one of his most disturbing works I’ve seen to date. It is both beautiful and terrifying. I’m voting for “mortified!” Theatrealtair, Video Times & Rhymes *** 👻👻 Rarely if ever has a subsequent art piece been more disturbing than the…

Good Night, Mrs. Calabash! Good Night, Free World!

James Francis (Jimmy) Durante was an American singer, pianist, comedian, and actor. His famous sign off to his 1950s TV show became another familiar national catchphrase: Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are! What follows is definite opinion: Was Mrs. Calabash “Made in China?” No. Not then! But most likely today! And if things remain…

Pretty Ugly Woman, OK!

Pretty Ugly Woman don’t say good bye! Pretty Ugly Woman don’t make me cry! Pretty Ugly Woman don’t you walk away, If that’s the way it must be, OK I guess I’ll go on home, it’s late There’s be tomorrow, but wait But then what do I see? Is she ah walkin’ back to me?…

As Blogs Goes By

“As Time Goes By” Casablanca Dooley Wilson rolling in his grave: ———— 🎹🎼 You must remember this A (post) is just a (post) A (reply) is just a (reply) The fundamental things apply As (blogs) goes by And when two (bloggers) woo They still say “(Sheesh to) you” On that you can rely No matter…