Just a good day for frogs and snobbish dogs! OREO Our most snobbish Emotional ‘Needs a Lot of Support Herself’ Dog Would never drink Water from the tap. You see! Only The finest Perrier Would she dare to pee! But as for food And treats from the trolley Whatever they be! Only the finest Crap…
Category: Dogs
Licking and Driving Do Not Mix!
Our emotional support dog, Oreo, had the habit of licking my face and neck when I was driving and I have stopped that entirely. Why? Man’s best friend is not always a driver’s best friend. While lawmakers have been banning drivers from texting or using cellphones, many motorists are riding around with another dangerous risk…
Please Don’t Eat Those Marilyn Monroe Shoes!!!
Bastardized Elvis Presley Lyrics “Don’t Eat Those Marilyn Monroe Shoes” ************************************** Well, they’re not raw honey They’re tasty like glue They might be yummy gummy But Damnit, Oreo, There My Shoes! But please Don’t you dare Eat those Marilyn Monroe shoes. You can do anything But stay away from Those Marilyn Monroe shoes!!!
My Dog, Pee Wee, That Barked With A Definite Lisp!
Of a Past September Night: As a child: I once had a Eskimo Spitz that barked incessibly with a definite lisp! Pee Wee was originally white as snow and hardly ever allowed to run and go! Pee Wee was mostly shut in a barn or chained to her doghouse away from life and harm. She…
Don’t Forget Those ‘Cat’s Middle Paws!’
Ahh! Yes! We all do so love those sweet ‘Puppy Dog Eyes’ and raised middle paw! But Do you feel lucky? As Clint Eastwood would ask? So please, oh please don’t forget those endearing ‘Cat’s Middle Paws!’ Yes! Just your typical ‘Owl and the Pussycat,’ spool and very dead ‘Bird of Peace!’ And remember that…
Just a Whimper in the Wilderness!
Dear Whoever: Yes! A low feeble whine; A cry; a moan: a bleat; mew, wail and/or groan! Another sniffle to feed my fear of feeble intent or is that discontent. Grumbling away my day. Trying as I might to post something of importance. But really, just making pathetic bleats, groans, or wails, to no avail!…
Loving Oreo this National Dog Day!
Cute Judy Lee salutes Oreo! Oreo loves Parmesan Cheese and salami. She is a wonderful Cuban-Italian doggie. She barks when frightened, when not frightened and the just for the … Loving Oreo this National Dog Day!
National Dog Day! Dogs Too, Need Emotional Support!
Happy National Dog Day To My Precious Princess Puppy Oreo & To All The Doggies All Over The World! 🐾❤️🐾 Doggies Are Real Angels From God To Show Us All Unconditional Love! ❤️ Amy Barbera Even Emotional Support Dog, Oreo, sometimes needs emotional support from her soft cuddly friends! Especially on August 26, National Dog Day! National…
The Phantom of the Organ!
Coming soon to a post near you! The Phantom of the Organ! Starring Oreo the Emotional Support Dog Being recorded as I post. The Phantom dog is a virgin Havanese female dog who wears a mask and is deformed. She lives in a Havana Cat House in the cellar, actually the third level underneath. She…
Emotional Support Dog of the Year! Decade! Century!
Protected by Federal Law to include the federal Fair Housing Act and Air Carrier Access Act. Oreo is not a pet according to the US Department of Housing and Urban Development and thus cannot be charged pet fees. Don’t mess with Oreo or she’ll break your heart! Handlers: Cute Judy Lee & Elisa Bark…
An Easygoing Dog Indeed?
Havanese, the Cuban National Dog, are not the most easygoing dogs you see. But Oreo, like most Havanese, is a very person-oriented dog. She loves snuggling on laps, licking feet, and can be a tad overly dependent. She does not do well at all when left for long periods of time without attention and companionship….
The Dog Ate My Belt!
Oreo will gladly eat most anything you see! Shoes; my belt; socks; wood; tissue paper; grass-laid organic dung; cute stuffed animals; pink rubber animals; green lizards (especially); any creature that flies; those that crawl; those dead! She’ll even lap water out of the toilet bowl (urine optional)! But put some good wholesome food on a…
