Oreo Ate My Belt!

Oreo will gladly eat most anything you see!Shoes; my belt; socks; wood; tissue paper; grass-laid organic dung; cute stuffed animals; pink rubber animals; green lizards (especially); any creature that flies; those that crawl; those dead! She’ll even lap water out of the toilet bowl (urine optional)! But put some good wholesome food on a plate…… Continue reading Oreo Ate My Belt!

Don’t You Forget Those ‘Cats’ Middle Paws’ at All!

Ahh! Yes!We all do so love those sweet ‘Puppy Dog Eyes’ and raised middle paws! But… Do you feel lucky?As Clint Eastwood would ask? So please, oh please don’t forget those endearing ‘Cats’ Middle Paws!’ Yes! Just your typical ‘Owl and the Pussycat,’ spool and very dead ‘Bird of Peace!’ And remember that dogs are…… Continue reading Don’t You Forget Those ‘Cats’ Middle Paws’ at All!

It Was Surely ‘Love at First Bark!’ ♥️💕❤️

Now… Oreo doesn’t cotton toother dogs … you see! When she spots any other dog she goes crazy Havanese! Barking, yelping, pulling at her lease wanting to attack “that other dog” crazy!But when she spotted this one particular white charismatic Shih Tzu dog ……And when he dared to show her his tongue …… It was…… Continue reading It Was Surely ‘Love at First Bark!’ ♥️💕❤️

What If All Dog’s Don’t Go To Heaven?

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”—Will Rogers (actor, Connecticut Yankee) And the same for butterflies and a few cats!? “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” —Andy Rooney (contributor, 60 Minutes) 🐶…… “I wonder if other dogs think poodles are…… Continue reading What If All Dog’s Don’t Go To Heaven?

Licking and Driving Do Not Mix!

Our emotional support dog, Oreo, had the habit of licking my face and neck when I was driving and I have stopped that entirely.Why? Man’s best friend is not always a driver’s best friend. While lawmakers have been banning drivers from texting or using cellphones, many motorists are riding around with another dangerous risk –…… Continue reading Licking and Driving Do Not Mix!

Please Don’t Eat Those Marilyn Monroe Shoes!!!

Bastardized Elvis Presley Lyrics “Don’t Eat Those Marilyn Monroe Shoes” ************************************** Well, they’re not raw honey They’re tasty like glue They might be yummy gummy But Damnit, Oreo, There My Shoes! But please Don’t you dare Eat those Marilyn Monroe shoes. You can do anything But stay away from Those Marilyn Monroe shoes!!!

My Dog, Pee Wee, That Barked With A Definite Lisp!

Of a Past September Night: As a child:I once had a Eskimo Spitz that barked incessibly with a definite lisp! Pee Wee was originally white as snow and hardly ever allowed to run and go! Pee Wee was mostly shut in a barn or chained to her doghouse away from life and harm. She died…… Continue reading My Dog, Pee Wee, That Barked With A Definite Lisp!

National Dog Day! Dogs Too, Need Emotional Support!

Happy National Dog Day To My Precious Princess Puppy Oreo & To All The Doggies All Over The World! 🐾❤️🐾 Doggies Are Real Angels From God To Show Us All Unconditional Love! ❤️ Amy Barbera Even Emotional Support Dog, Oreo, sometimes needs emotional support from her soft cuddly friends! Especially on August 26, National Dog Day! National…… Continue reading National Dog Day! Dogs Too, Need Emotional Support!

Emotional Support Dog of the Year! Decade! Century!

  Protected by Federal Law to include the federal Fair Housing Act and Air Carrier Access Act. Oreo is not a pet according to the US Department of Housing and Urban Development and thus cannot be charged pet fees. Don’t mess with Oreo or she’ll break your heart! Handlers: Cute Judy Lee & Elisa Bark…… Continue reading Emotional Support Dog of the Year! Decade! Century!

Karl on Night Patrol!

National Patriotic Dog Day! Master Sergeant Karl, USAF Military Guard Dog in Charge, on night patrol near TAEGU KAB (K2 not K9), South Korea circa 1969: Forever vigilant True Red, White & Blue Patriot through and through Deadly cold-stone serious On full alert in full dog gear Eats muddy dirt for dessert Straining hard to…… Continue reading Karl on Night Patrol!