Hopefully guaranteed to get under somebody’s PC craw! This an actual photo of a Wader Bird and I just added sunglasses and a purse … just because it looked appropriate! Wait a minute! It looks a bit like a Kardashian! But the butt isn’t big enough! Waders are birds commonly found along shorelines and mudflats…… Continue reading More 50 Shades of Sexism!
Definitely outdated humor…well past it’s time! And it may be oh so politically incorrect! As am I?Did you know that on the 1930s/1940s Borscht Belt Comedy Circuit that Jewish women comedians were often referred to as Menstruating Minstrels? Wait a minute! Were there really Jewish women comedians during that ‘period!’ Wrong again Schmuck! There was…… Continue reading My Yiddish ‘Nonna’ With Knockers!
What kind of turd is he? Who never spreads any love It seems that He’s the only one That He’s always thinking of What kind of ass is this An empty crust A lonely poop in which His empty head must lust What kind of crap is this That does only jeer and hiss That…… Continue reading What Kind of Turd He Be!
Amen! What more can I really say other than what that Mysterious Loch Ness Minister did already say in his own strange way? Yes …… except “Oops! I Got Them Twosday Supermarket (Coronavirus) Blues” masked and at an antisocial distance this and every other day!
Even with coronavirus on my mind! I seem to rhyme most of the time… When I’m walkin’ … talkin’ … lookin’ at Playboy gawkin’ … NOT! When I’m reading … postin’ or just TV hostin’ When I’m thinkin’ … drinkin’ … washin’ my Dinken… And yes… even when I’m just sitin’ in the bathroom stinkin’…!
Nothing that follows, does, in any way, apply to my wife to whom I have been happily married for almost 48 years! 🤜🏻🗣🔫************ Now, take my wife… Please!!! 🤗🤗🤗 Henny Youngman …🎻🎻🎻 ************ Really dear! Do you still love me as much as when you first met me? I have very little recollection of ever…… Continue reading Sure-Fire Borsch Belt Divorce Court Humor!!!