We we had… We we could… We we should! We we should have looked under the hood!Inspired by a Cute Judy Lee email ever so misunderstood as I did read sitting on the stool misquoting Winnie the Pooh like a childish fool! “If you weren’t you, then (we) we’d all be a bit less, um……… Continue reading We We’d! We Pooh’d?
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Mumble and Stay Humble!😷🤡
That way… you won’t be misunderstood even in the hood! So few words … So little rhyme! Sometimes simplicity is simply stupidity! Miscellaneous, Misinformed or Simply Misunderstood!
Pinks They 🤡 Really Do Exist!👽
The Octagon finally admits:They’re real … Pinks Exist! The US military has officially published three UFO videos. Why doesn’t anybody seem to care? https://theconversation.com/the-us-military-has-officially-published-three-ufo-videos-why-doesnt-anybody-seem-to-care-137498 I knew it all along! You do know you’re bonkers, don’t you?Look! Galaxies are categorized according to their visual morphology as elliptical, spiral, or irregular. … This follows a 2016 estimate…… Continue reading Pinks They 🤡 Really Do Exist!👽
The Horrors of Mad Clown Disease 🤡
One of the most insidious blogging diseases out there. And one of the earliest symptoms of this dreaded affliction? This blog! It can even afflict squirrelly squirrels as most of you already realize! And most cats … for sure!
My Saturday Emoti-toon!
Let’s end the day with a couple of Saturday quotes on a positive note.Saturday is a day when, hopefully, you get to do what you want to do. For most, it is a day off from the drudgery of work. Work? What is work in the Coronavirus world?So! We should anticipate with maybe a sense…… Continue reading My Saturday Emoti-toon!
The Silence of the Sheepish Blogger!
Just a Lamb to the Slaughter… Hannibal ‘the Cannibal’ Spitsarelli! Reacting to so-called follower betrayal using rhetorical devices of dramatic irony and dark humor that foreshadows and is totally clueless to what it all means anyway! Posting to the WordPress community has become a worthless endeavor! Yes! Of clowns, tigers and clueless sheep? Real social…… Continue reading The Silence of the Sheepish Blogger!
Oh Woe Is Me, The Van-i-ty!
Nobody really cares about little old me! Oh, the vanity ……I do Read Write And See! The Rain in Spain falls mainly on theBlah … blah …… blah ……… All is Vanity! Or is it just outright In-san-i-ty? Maybe I should try national politics… Extracted from Artless Art for You and Me!
Are They Dreamers or Schemers?
The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.Albert Einstein (Tags: dangerous-place, do-something) No Comment?The people’s dream? The media’s dream? The politician’s dream? The world’s dream? The American Dream? No!It’s the one to five percenters reality! ‘Cause…… They don’t dream! They…… Continue reading Are They Dreamers or Schemers?
Poachin’ With the Fitbit Rabbit in the Twilight Zone!
Most Seriously: There are really basically only three effective ways of catching an octopus:The first being to simply dive down and grab the octopus with your hand, out of whatever rock crevice it’s hiding it. A blunt rod can help in this by coaxing them out of their hiding spot. The other way is to…… Continue reading Poachin’ With the Fitbit Rabbit in the Twilight Zone!
Bees Sting! But Butterflies Are Free!
The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough.Rabindranath Tagore We chase life like we chase butterflies to snap a picture. We blink and the butterfly is gone. Capture the moment today!Julie Barbera Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Muhammad Ali
Truly Missing: Calvin Klein Hairball Fashion!
A high-fashion Hairball model cat-walking on a New York Fashion Show runway … before social distancing!Hairball Style is wearing Calvin Klein Fish Pants to McDonald’s, carrying an expensive Gucci Saint Laurent Purse to play Soccer. Yes! It’s all about personally, confidence and seduction. It is artistically overpowering and it makes you daydream and want to…… Continue reading Truly Missing: Calvin Klein Hairball Fashion!
Looking for Mr. Ghostbar Ted!
The Dumblestblogger inspires the dumbest post:Can we name him Ted? I think Ghost Ted is such a cute little name for such a cute little ghost! He was there is my past! He is definitely in my Armadillon future! Yes! Ghost Ted, the happiest and cutest ghost ever! Spooky? No! Ghost Ted is not spooky…… Continue reading Looking for Mr. Ghostbar Ted!
The Agony of Being a Bi-Paw-er Dog!
Especiallyif she be an overly emotional left-pawed Emotional Support Dog! Living with Here’s Johnny From “The Shining” movie Who be Bi-Sicilian! As you probably already know, REDRUM is MURDER spelled backward! As is DLORAH which is HAROLD spelled backward. As Oreo barks “Bow Wow, Oy Vey!”
Why Are You Always Clicking With Pam?
The following is not a joke! The following is ‘oh so’ true! Yes! Why are you always clicking with PAM? Why am I what!? You’re always clicking with Pam? Who’s Pam? You know … PAM! And how do I click with Pam? You just do? I hear it all the time! Do you hear it…… Continue reading Why Are You Always Clicking With Pam?
A Healthy Sunday Feast For a Ravenous Vegan Beast!!!
Thanks Leonard – The Plantbase Patriot! Easy Side Dish? ……… Sunday Brunch Bar at the Venice Inn: Food for thought? You are what you eat? Fish…Greens…Nuts…Beans…and Occasional Dark Chocolate!
Well! Nuts 2 U!
Nuts are good except if they are people! Rethinking Scripture says: Another “nutty” post…Imao! Are you fixated on nuts? I was going to phrase that differently then I decided not to! Hope you understand.
Just Me and Rocky the Squirrel!
They say that art and creativity are influenced by the right side of the brain which controls the left side of the body. I was originally right handed but started to learn to write with my left hand in my 70s. And my left handed writing is now more legible than my right. You see,…… Continue reading Just Me and Rocky the Squirrel!
Just Three Typical Blind AC/DC Ducks
A nursery rhyme for a nursery dick …… no duck:Three blind ducks, Three blind ducks, Hear how they quack, See how they run! They all ran after The farmer’s wife Who tried to cut off their heads With a carving knife Did you ever see Such a pitiful sight in your life As three stupid,…… Continue reading Just Three Typical Blind AC/DC Ducks
Hey Really! What Is It All About, Postie?
What you wrote “is a disgrace to the world of poetry” as one happy-camper ex-follower did once say. Just another reblog of a reblog of a reblog with next to nothing new to convey! What’s it all about, postie?Are you just a letter carrier or maybe a precocious kid scribbling away on the skids? Yes!…… Continue reading Hey Really! What Is It All About, Postie?
OH QUACK! OH QUACK! OH QUACK!
Yes! Just tell yourself: I guess of …. I could of … I would of … I should of … I quacked of … But you all must know of … and fully understand of … For you have of the most discriminating quacky tastes! Just what did that cool Stevie Duck Job really see?“In…… Continue reading OH QUACK! OH QUACK! OH QUACK!
Now The Mysterious Blabberer? 