We We’d! We Pooh’d?

We we had…We we could…We we should! We we should have looked under the hood! Inspired by a Cute Judy Lee email ever so misunderstood as I did read sitting on the stool misquoting Winnie the Pooh like a childish fool! “If you weren’t you, then (we) we’d all be a bit less, um… we…”….

Just Three Typical Blind AC/DC Ducks

A nursery rhyme for a nursery dick …… no duck: Three blind ducks, Three blind ducks, Hear how they quack, See how they run! They all ran after The farmer’s wife Who tried to cut off their heads With a carving knife Did you ever see Such a pitiful sight in your life As three…

Hey Really! What Is It All About, Postie?

What you wrote “is a disgrace to the world of poetry” as one happy-camper ex-follower did once say. Just another reblog of a reblog of a reblog with next to nothing new to convey! What’s it all about, postie? Are you just a letter carrier or maybe a precocious kid scribbling away on the skids?…

OH QUACK! OH QUACK! OH QUACK!

Yes! Just tell yourself: I guess of …. I could of … I would of … I should of … I quacked of … But you all must know of … and fully understand of … For you have of the most discriminating quacky tastes! Just what did that cool Stevie Duck Job really see?…

All the Unusual Suspects!

Here we go again! Semper Fidelis – Always Faithful Yes! And Also, Always FIDO! Go Ghost Ted! Go!! Celebrating National Reuse Your Art Saturday!

It’s Time for Healthy Brain Food…

And we sure do need healthy brains or we’d be insane! So, eat more: Seafood Greens Nuts Beans and Some occasional dark chocolate. But I don’t see dark chocolate in the picture of the weight-lifting Fitbit Brain! To elaborate, Dr. Drew Ramsey presented his simple rhyme for remembering a healthy brain-food diet: Seafood, greens, nuts, and beans (and some occasional…

Again: It’s Free Disassociation Friday!🥴…👻…🤗

What Does All This Really Mean? Supercilious Acting like that 1940’s comic book super hero with that stupid, silly grin. YouLittleCharmer inspired Erectile Dysfunction Legos with severe manic-depressive disorder. Every time you stack them up, they just tumble down. The Early Bird Gets The Worm The Kardashians, including Bruce Jenner. You can’t get it back!…

Live Long and Up Yours!?

As Mr Spock of Star Trek fame did often say: 🖖🏽…“Live Long and Prosper!” Then what are you doing showing a picture of Data? No! Zuckerberg! And why is it that Jean-Luc Pecard is supposedly French but speaks with an East Anglian British accent? …… …… …… As Donald of little real fame does often…

It Will All Just Disappear, You See!

What can I say on this fine … COVID-19 Cool Jazz Day!? COVID … COVID … COVID … ??? Hell No!!! It’s me, Me, only ME! It’s my stocks! Don’t you see! You? Well, we all die! But my stocks must rise high, you see! Tick Tock … Tock Tock … ⏰ Vote! Make HIM…

More Election Year Ladybug Revenge!

A strange, off-colored, sexist man bug under siege!I said birches! Really, I said you’re birches! Yes! Like a John Bircher? No! You represent new beginnings, regeneration, hope, new dawns and the promise of things to come! Honest to Mother Nature? What’s honest when I’m always under seize?

Some Early Melancholy: Where Has Christmas Really Gone?

Say What? Deck the Halls with 40s stories, well-built houses in all their glory. When Christmas spirit filled the air on TV and well-lite streets most everywhere. When Santa did land atop my roof, stuff my sock, didn’t dare to knock … but did seem to care. But now it’s just X-Mas in most hearts,…

REXx Talks – Independently Funded and Befuddled!

How to Accomplish Everything by Doing Absolutely Nothing! (Random Memoirs of a Ghoul!) Rex (or is it Ted), PHD Practice what you preach you “son of a beach!” A Beach Ball, that is! “Good, Good, Good … Good Vibrato!” 🎼🎸🎹“ High fat-head, fiberless fare! Or is it just a bad case of the crabs?