“I Only Have Ice? for You” song as not sung by The Flamingos Are them stars bright tonight (sha bop sha bop) I don’t know if it’s cloudy or fright night (sha bop sha bop) I only have Ice for you … dear (Sha bop sha bop) The Moon may be full (Sha bop sha…
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Today Is My Day!
Saying … have a good day in every way! A happy day or a “one, two, three” dog day! As far as cats … a happy psychopathic day which bides well for Election Day! Remember … today is also National … Take Your Parents to Lunch Day! Department Store Day! Boss’s Day! Global Cat Day!…
Dreamers or Schemers?
The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. Albert Einstein Tags: dangerous-place, do-something, evil, world No Comment!? The politician’s dream? The media’s dream? The people’s dream? The American Dream? No! It’s the one percenters reality! ‘Cause…… They don’t dream! They…
What Will You Play?
A blog conversation with David Redpath, HCMorris77 & Me: David Redpath: I’ll join the band 🎶😎 Thanks! What instrument? Thumbs, drums or just chewing bubblegum? Washboard, of course! “It’s a horse, of course!” Mr Ed. And as this talking horse would say: The washboard and frottoir (from Cajun French “frotter”, to rub) are used as…
What Happened This Day?
Thursday, August 20, 2015, time unknown: State of mind surely unknown… A doodle psychological test in which a subjects’ scribbles and such are recorded and then analyzed using drugs, pseudo-psychological interpretation, complex algorithms, and/or whatever. Some doodling psychologists use this test to examine a person’s personality characteristics and emotional functioning. An Albino Seal rejected by…
Do You Play Chess? ♟◽️◾️◽️♟
Now that’s a really good question! Do I play Chess? Yes! I have played Chess. At least I did in the way, way past! But, only when I was horny! Against the damn Devil that is. Sneaky bastard he be! Now the dumbestblogger made an unusual move, Knight to f4. But I just countered, Knight…
Philosophical Roadkill: An Animal ‘Immoral Dilemma!’🧐
A truly ‘immoral dilemma’ question for all you flipping sage bloggers of the philosophizing persuasion! ⁉️ ⁉️ ⁉️ An out-of-control trolley is about to cause bloody animal carnage and destruction! You must think fast and make a snap life-and-death decision! Now!!! Would you kill the Squirrelly Squirrel in the cage; crush the Daffy Duck; or…
That Damn, Cool, Crazy Crane Again in Spain
May Lie Mostly in the Plain … But… The lion sleeps tonight? No! Me thinks the lion pillow eats a lot of rabbits tonight! And why doesn’t this here particular rabbit practice some family litter control? Well!? I guess it’s just an unbreakable habit with this here, no, up-there (🖕🏽), damn Fitbit Rabbit! And this…
What Kind of Mutt I Be!?
Yes! What Kind of Mutt I Be? That’s never had real love that’s been spayed hence never laid never had real doggie hugs! ****** What kind of fool I be? Just a barren shell? A lonely dog forced to sleep on a filthy rug ‘a scratching fleas! …… What kind of lips are these? That…
Me Just Saturday’s Child
I Think I Sat On That Same Damn Potty! All latti datti … On Saturday … Anticipating a Saturday Night Special … Cause on Saturdays … I is Saturday’s Child … Oh Saturea … Suffering With Diarrhea ……… The following is taken loosely from Monday’s Child. Published: 1838 (first printed source) Songwriter(s): unknown and most…
What’s It All About, Postie?
What you wrote “is a disgrace to the world of poems!” The reply of a happy-camper blogger. So …… What’s it all about, postie? Are you just a letter carrier or maybe a precocious kid scribbling away on the skids? Yes! Is it for the brief thrill that you live? What is it all about,…
A Stitch In Time Saves Nine Nadas!
Oh Woe is Me! What some bloggers won’t do for a dose of dopamine. Hey, Are you talkin’ about a Dope Like … Ah Me? ************ Dopamine is a type of neurotransmitter. Your body makes it, and your nervous system uses it to send messages between nerve cells. That’s why it’s sometimes called a chemical…
