Posted in Art, Philosophy, Quote

Bird Droppings From the Sky!

Give yourself permission to fail…

Become a passer-by not distracted by the superficial smoke screens…

Say the things that make you strong…

Life is all about energy, frequencies and vibrations…

Respect others and you too will be respected…

Teach the essentials … not just meaningless activities…

Be prepared to live off the grid. Not locked and filled with fear…

Behavior is an expression of the problem, not the problem itself.

Don’t just read books! Use them as necessary to get knowledge and wisdom, not just information…

Find the source of the illness, don’t just treat the symptoms…

The Kennedy’s never cry! They just Die!

Don’t be fooled by superficial charm…

Live Long and Prosper!

Posted in animals, Art, Prose

50 Shades of Cat Litter!

A repost: but this time with more feeling!

I have this theory that dogs were originally from Mars and cats from Venus!

Dogs are cute and cuddly as pups and become slobbering, tail-wagging fools as adults. And we all know how much men love slobbering, wagging, foolish tails.

Cats, however, start out as cute, fluffy balls of joy. But as adults they seem self-centered. Like … I don’t give a damn, ‘kiss me babe’ egomaniacs.  They’re still cute. But it’s like they really could care less!

So a dog may be the ideal companion for a man; and cats, maybe sadly, often the ideal love for a woman. 

You see, I feel that woman pick men like they pick their cats. 

It’s Fifty Shades of Cat Litter!

For men, it’s may be more basic and mostly instinctual:

Five Shades of Doggy Bags and Chinese Take-Out!

This is all becoming too confusing for me as a sexist old fool. 

Maybe, I should consider adopting is a Guinea Pig to keep in the family!