“I am happiest when I’m right next to you!” Said the Royal Princely Bear.
“Are you a boy or a girl doll?” Asked the Pretty Princess Doll.
“What difference does that make? We’re both overstuffed!”
This blogger must really be desparate for new creative ideas!
Don’t particularly know what it is!
But there is most definitely somethin’!
Yes! He is a ‘pumpkin’ for all seasons or seasonings!
Just don’t let Leonard, Plantbase/Vegan Lifestyle, include you in his next out-of-the-box pumpkin meal.
A Healthy Doodle For A Healthier Life:
Just don’t eat the paper it’s created on unless you suffer from pica!
My Exclusive Recipe Follows:
Start with a sheet of organic paper.
Soak with several Q-tip dabs of organic cold-pressed fruit juice; black seed oil; extra virgin olive oil, unfiltered of course; and white distilled vinegar.
Cover with an organic mix of chopped carrots, celery, onions, green peppers and a strawberry for the nose.
Add crushed crackers or pretzel pieces.
Come on! We do need some sugar and carbohydrates to give it a little flavor!
Sprinkle with spices: ground black pepper; cinnamon; iodized sea salt; and ground turmeric.
Add a few emoticons and scribbles to give it more artificial flavoring and features.
Impress two wet kisses to form the ears!
Pray to your God or to yourself if you don’t have a god.
Go for a 30-minute walk to clear your head. You’ll definitely need it!
Then enjoy at your own risk!
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In response to Jaquintinwriter’s Three Things Challenge #22:
(rush, dungarees, wedding)
At my second wedding
I was in
such a damn rush ……
I put on my dirty dungarees
instead of my expensive, rented Tuxs!
This post is an outgrowth or tumor inspired by a couple of my recent posts:
Watch Out! The Birds Have Pooped!
Some Bird Droppings From the Sky!
And yes by Jen-Prairie Sky – Wellness!
A gorilla, monkies and a squirrelly squirrel at the Venice Inn;
An eagle taking an ancient dump;
Walking barefoot through splatters on concrete; and
A monkey carrying a tray of Sunday treats with cherry-topped pigeon dessert!