Posted in Art, food, Health

The Organic Semi-Vegan Doodle!

A Healthy Doodle For A Healthier Life:

Just don’t eat the paper it’s created on unless you suffer from pica!

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My Exclusive Recipe Follows:

Start with a sheet of organic paper.

Soak with several Q-tip dabs of organic cold-pressed fruit juice; black seed oil; extra virgin olive oil, unfiltered of course; and white distilled vinegar.

Cover with an organic mix of chopped carrots, celery, onions, green peppers and a strawberry for the nose.

Add crushed crackers or pretzel pieces.

Come on! We do need some sugar and carbohydrates to give it a little flavor!

Sprinkle with spices: ground black pepper; cinnamon; iodized sea salt; and ground turmeric.

Add a few emoticons and scribbles to give it more artificial flavoring and features.

Impress two wet kisses to form the ears!

Pray to your God or to yourself if you don’t have a god.

Go for a 30-minute walk to clear your head. You’ll definitely need it!

Then enjoy at your own risk!

Posted in Art, humor, Prose

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Posted in animals, Art, food

A Sh*tty Sunday Brunch!

This post is an outgrowth or tumor inspired by a couple of my recent posts:

Watch Out! The Birds Have Pooped!

Some Bird Droppings From the Sky!

And yes by Jen-Prairie Sky – Wellness!

A gorilla, monkies and a squirrelly squirrel at the Venice Inn;

An eagle taking an ancient dump;

Walking barefoot through splatters on concrete; and

A monkey carrying a tray of Sunday treats with cherry-topped pigeon dessert!

Brunch Anyone!?