Posted in Art, Entertainment

World War of the Blogs III

From the Blog of Revelations (Armadillon)

The Six Seals of the Blog Hypothesis:

The first three seals are the three sea lions of the Apostrophe:

First Seal – a white sea lion

As the first seal was opened, Nikola Tesla, wrote: “And I looked, and behold, a white sea lion did not ‘read‘ his post and he went out conjuring and to be conjured!”

Second Seal – a yellow sea lion

When the second seal opened, Nikola noted: “While this sea lion did read his post it was not granted to the one who posted the post that it should be ‘liked‘ and that other bloggers should run from his post; and there was given to him a great sword to slay these cowardly bloggers!”

Third Seal – a pink sea lion

As for the pink sea lion, Nikola said, “So the one did read and like the post, but it was granted unworthy of a ‘comment‘ of any kind. I looked, and behold, a pinkish sea lion and he who sat on it had a pair of scissors in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of his six following bloggers saying, “A bottle of Coke for a denarius, and three slices of pizza for a denarius; and ‘first do not harm’ is the motto of the American Medical Association! So just be merry and get oiled with wine!

All’s well and good, but what then is the meaning of the last three seals?

Only The Shadow Knows for Sure!

Posted in Art, Faith, Poetry

Have You Ever!?

Have you ever felt a hand

go through you hair

and when you opened your eyes

there was no one there!?

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Have you ever awoke

and there was

a menacing

tall dark figure

at the end

of your bed!?

You can’t move a muscle

you can’t scream in fear

frozen in bed

of the dread!

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Have you ever

again seen that

Tall Dark Menacing Man!?

But this time

flew out of bed

wrestled and fought back

but really … ouch …

just hit your head

on the nightstand

next to your bed!?

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NO! YOU SAY!!

Well ………

What a boring life you’ve had … by the way!!!

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And why does it always seem to be between 3:00 and 4:00am … again by the way!?

So the Lord’s Prayer I now do say!

Posted in Art, Entertainment

Tesla’s Pigeon, The Sequel!

Critics Rave or is it Raving Critics!?

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It’s one of your most disturbing works I’ve seen for now. It is beautiful and terrible. I’m voting for “mortified!”

Theatrealtair, Video Times & Rhymes

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Rarely if ever is a subsequent piece more disturbing than the first!

Bob, Undertaker’s Weekly

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A true Masterpiece! … Or true piece of something else entirely!

Anonymous

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Damn Hal and pity the poor Pigeon or Pigeons!!!

Molly, Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Pigeons (SPCP)!

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Pure unadulterated DUNG!!!

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