Posted in apology, Prose, Science, Thought Provoking

The Evolution Solution?

DISCLAIMER:

The following does not necessarily represent the view(s) of this poster who maybe once was or in the future will be a monkey or a resident of California!

And let’s just put religion and science aside!

This is no more than my lame attempt at humor!

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Let The Truth Finally Be Told!

If we indeed did evolve from monkeys then why are there still so many monkeys?

Are they still evolving?

Let’s say, maybe, into politicians!

Wait a minute!

Maybe it’s all true! And we are continually evolving and devolving back and forth between monkey and human forms and/or just migrating to California!

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Hey!!! I’m offended by this whole post.

Maybe … having once been a historical monkey;

Maybe … having been, seen or heard that pop rock Hollywood-created band originally active between 1966 and 1971;

Maybe … as a former, active or possible future residence of the Golden State!

But mostly … because this is such a stupid post!!’

Posted in apology, Information

6…6…6!!! 😱

Today the number of my followers hit 666!

You know what that means!!!

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No!

Wait!

You idiot!

That really means nothing since most blogger follower numbers do eventually reach 666!

It’s just an excuse for another silly-assed, nonsensical, nonmusical post!

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NOTE: The number 3 represents God, The Trinity!

Six is the number of Man!

Therefore, the number 666 here represents ‘Man as God!’ The Anti-Christ!

I didn’t know that!

Neither did I. I think I may have just made it up!

No! You idiot! It is true!

Posted in apology, Prose, Quote

Dah!?

The Thoroughly Misunderstood Blogger???

Is this your itinerary for today? First to the left then straight ahead, right?

Pondering … Bigger than β€˜Puddling’ … Yet smaller β€˜Riverling’ πŸ‘

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him crap!?

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My Itinerary for today, for sure!!! πŸ˜œπŸ˜›πŸ€ͺ

Posted in apology, Prose

Friday the 19th! The Day after Dopey Thursday the 18th!

Thursday … yesterday … was surely a dopey day.

And to think,

it was the day after Wednesday,

my 48th Wedding Anniversary Day.

Now Hal! … How dopey is that!?

Dopey posts … dopey pictures … dopey all around the whole dopey day! And yet it was a very good day in terms of blog statistics considering I’m such a Dope!

I just have to overlook the Mafia hit attempts on my life; Excommunication from the church (and I’m not Catholic); blotched fatwas; and general boos, hisses, threats and negative comments in general.

But I have hopefully learned my lesson on ‘how and not how for Hal’ to write posts!

Maybe I am a Dope. Or maybe I taking to much Dope. Or maybe just maybe I’m getting to much or to little Dopamine you see!

Even God has made his displeasure known with sudden chest pains and numbness in my left arm and right brain hemisphere.

So I pray for forgiveness from my God and ‘oh my god’ limited followers! Never, ever will I again ever post and reply in any manner similar to that approaching Dopey Thursday the 18th!

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Nah!!!