It’s Coming!!!!! No! It may already be here this Election Year! Yes! It’s surely here! 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒 Chimera, the human monkey created by Spanish scientists in China! My thanks to Trumbletimes.com! Already being groomed to run in the Presidential arena in 2045 as a Vervetacrat! But didn’t IT already win in the 2016 Election Year? https://trumbletimes.com/its-coming-spanish-scientists-have-created-human-monkey-chimera-in-china/…… Continue reading The Horror! Chimera: The Human Monkey is Here!?
uniqueproductstobuy asks: What Are Cats? Well, to me they seem to be: Cute cuddly self-centered psychopaths with paws that catch birds, mice, other little furry animals play with balls ignore you when you call hate vets, baths, waterfalls and that’s not all! Give me a dog any day give me a frog give me liberty…… Continue reading An Odd Ode to Psycho-Cats!
This post is an outgrowth or tumor inspired by a couple of my recent posts: Watch Out! The Birds Have Pooped! Some Bird Droppings From the Sky! And yes by Jen-Prairie Sky – Wellness! A gorilla, monkies and a squirrelly squirrel at the Venice Inn; An eagle taking an ancient dump; Walking barefoot through splatters…… Continue reading Another Sh*tty Sunday Brunch!
Me? A Bogging Porpoise With An Attitude: A small mammal of sorts Of the whale family So never a pet I can be friendly or offend you It’s out of my fins But in your hands It’s up to you. I’m smart Can recognize my self Am creative and can paint A self portrait no…… Continue reading Which Animal Are You?
What better than the day after Election Day to reblog this post. So!!!! Back by unpopular demand: Oh, cluck, can you see, by the coops early light… What so cruelly I am forced to lay eggs, morning, noon into the night. With broad feathers and white do-do, what a perilous sight! O’er the rafters we…… Continue reading The Chicken National Anthem! But Chickens Don’t Vote!
Brunch at the Venison Inn! A lot of latitude; some attitude; a sprinkling of animals; Monkey Beef Jerky; and much more at the serving bar! Damn it’s Hot! ♨️♨️♨️ Brunch was first coined by English writer Guy Beringer, who suggested a “new meal, served around noon, that starts with tea or coffee, marmalade and other…… Continue reading Yes, Our Sunday Brunch!
Say What!!! Shout the greedy liability lawyers! Quoth the Defense for the defenseless … Nevermore!? For indeed even this has been penned twisted into a U-bend dropped kicked smashed stir-fried gulped down by our poor dog Pee Wee on the floor Before! May he rest in peace sick on the floor! Quoth the veterinarians, There’s…… Continue reading For All Has Been Written Before!
Finally! At last! A truly emotional emoticon with real animal magnetism and class! When in doubt include a cute animal. It’s just fog in the headlights. Such is Life!
The mallard family stopped by today: I kid you not! They Definitely Got Wings! Yes! The Mallard family just leisurely waddled in like unexpected for a few quacks and a morning snack. A short boring clicking duck video clip follows if you’re so interested or are hopelessly depressed! 👇🏼👇🏽👇🏿 https://www.YouTube.com/watch?3SjsZj-cEF8************ In case your interested: The mallard (Up…… Continue reading Just A Brief Mallard Family Visit! Again!
Yes! What Kind of Mutt I Be? That’s never had real love that’s been spayed hence never laid never had real doggie hugs! ****** What kind of fool I be? Just a barren shell? A lonely dog forced to sleep on a filthy rug ‘a scratching fleas! …… What kind of lips are these? That…… Continue reading What Kind of Mutt I Be!?
A silly clown frightened by a Bengal Tiger with fangs attacking a fat grey lamb tied to a Sycamore Tree surrounded by beautiful flowers feeding busy bees next to a rustic ‘Home on a Lake!’ An “Eerie” Great Lake must be! Some random thoughts on Tuesday, July 14, 2016 I estimate for ‘rhyming’ purposes at…… Continue reading Simply Simple-Minded Saturday!
Extracts from Esadoctors.com: https://esadoctors.com/can-cats-emotional-support-animals/ Yes, it may be mostly ‘for the dog’s’ when it comes to service work for people with specific needs. But that doesn’t mean that cats can’t play such a role for people suffering from emotional or mental issues. Cats (or any other type of animal) can indeed be considered an Emotional…… Continue reading True Confessions of an Emotional Support Cat!!!
Yes! Serious issues; emotional problems and identity crisis’! Just like us humans! What else can I say!? Open Season on U.S. Postal Workers!
Butterflies …. butterflies … zillions of Butterflies!” An infinite number of dogs! Cats? Well! If cuteness accounts for anything, there should be a million or so of them too. Especially if it’s your cat! And you know who you are! And don’t forget those sad, wise owls!
I am Sir Frederick Felix Feline, 9th Earl of Cattshire Commons My litter box does not stink! Like the Queen herself, I even have my own Royal Litter Pooper Scooper! So bow low when you address me and always show me the respect I am due or else I’ll scratch your eyes out! Dare not…… Continue reading The Earl of Cattshire Commons!
Protected by Federal Law to include the federal Fair Housing Act and Air Carrier Access Act. Oreo is not a pet according to the US Department of Housing and Urban Development and thus cannot be charged pet fees. Don’t mess with Oreo or she’ll break your heart! Handlers: Cute Judy Lee & Elisa Bark…… Continue reading Emotional Support Dog of the Year! Decade! Century!
First diagnosed in 2013 after a homeless man got severely ill after being licked by a totally stir-fried Kentucky Finger-Licking Chicken! In this case, the stupid chicken was a-licking an iPhone screen! You mean to tell me that chickens have tongues! Yes! But only The Infamous Kardashian Chicken known for it’s long protruding twitching tongue,…… Continue reading Touched By Dreaded iPhone Touch Disease!
The Phantom Dog of the Opera, Oreo, pawing at my professional electronic keyboard with some stylist Jazz musical licks toward the end. The human ‘dog puppet master’ just gets in the way in my opinion! View on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/tlbqiMrvVdE The Phantom Dog of the Opera is definitely psychotic. But who really cares. It’s only…… Continue reading The Phantom Dog of the Opera: Unmasked!
Cats are said to wash behind their ears before rain. Maybe because of the drop in air pressure. So next time your kitty or Kitty gives it’s ears a good grooming, check out the local weather forecast. Can cats talk? They are believed to have up to 100 vocalization sounds. And cats seem to respond…… Continue reading Of Weather Forecasting Cats and Licking Dogs!
Peregrine Falcon:The Peregrine Falcon, also known as the peregrine, and historically as the duck hawk in North America, is a widespread bird of prey in the family Falconidae. A large, crow-sized falcon, it has a blue-grey back, barred white underparts, and a black head. Yes! Dark grey with a blackish helmet and a yellowing eyeing…… Continue reading The Weldon Circle Falcon!