The Horror! Chimera: The Human Monkey is Here!?

It’s Coming!!!!! No! It may already be here this Election Year! Yes! It’s surely here! 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒 Chimera, the human monkey created by Spanish scientists in China! My thanks to Trumbletimes.com! Already being groomed to run in the Presidential arena in 2045 as a Vervetacrat! But didn’t IT already win in the 2016 Election Year? https://trumbletimes.com/its-coming-spanish-scientists-have-created-human-monkey-chimera-in-china/…… Continue reading The Horror! Chimera: The Human Monkey is Here!?

Another Sh*tty Sunday Brunch!

This post is an outgrowth or tumor inspired by a couple of my recent posts: Watch Out! The Birds Have Pooped! Some Bird Droppings From the Sky! And yes by Jen-Prairie Sky – Wellness! A gorilla, monkies and a squirrelly squirrel at the Venice Inn; An eagle taking an ancient dump; Walking barefoot through splatters…… Continue reading Another Sh*tty Sunday Brunch!

The Chicken National Anthem! But Chickens Don’t Vote!

What better than the day after Election Day to reblog this post. So!!!! Back by unpopular demand: Oh, cluck, can you see, by the coops early light… What so cruelly I am forced to lay eggs, morning, noon into the night. With broad feathers and white do-do, what a perilous sight! O’er the rafters we…… Continue reading The Chicken National Anthem! But Chickens Don’t Vote!

For All Has Been Written Before!

Say What!!! Shout the greedy liability lawyers! Quoth the Defense for the defenseless … Nevermore!? For indeed even this has been penned twisted into a U-bend dropped kicked smashed stir-fried gulped down by our poor dog Pee Wee on the floor Before! May he rest in peace sick on the floor! Quoth the veterinarians, There’s…… Continue reading For All Has Been Written Before!

Just A Brief Mallard Family Visit! Again!

The mallard family stopped by today: I kid you not! They Definitely Got Wings! Yes! The Mallard family just leisurely waddled in like unexpected for a few quacks and a morning snack. A short boring clicking duck video clip follows if you’re so interested or are hopelessly depressed! 👇🏼👇🏽👇🏿 https://www.YouTube.com/watch?3SjsZj-cEF8************ In case your interested: The mallard (Up…… Continue reading Just A Brief Mallard Family Visit! Again!

True Confessions of an Emotional Support Cat!!!

Extracts from Esadoctors.com: https://esadoctors.com/can-cats-emotional-support-animals/ Yes, it may be mostly ‘for the dog’s’ when it comes to service work for people with specific needs. But that doesn’t mean that cats can’t play such a role for people suffering from emotional or mental issues. Cats (or any other type of animal) can indeed be considered an Emotional…… Continue reading True Confessions of an Emotional Support Cat!!!

What Then Will Greet Us in Heaven?

Butterflies …. butterflies … zillions of Butterflies!” An infinite number of dogs! Cats? Well! If cuteness accounts for anything, there should be a million or so of them too. Especially if it’s your cat! And you know who you are! And don’t forget those sad, wise owls!

Emotional Support Dog of the Year! Decade! Century!

  Protected by Federal Law to include the federal Fair Housing Act and Air Carrier Access Act. Oreo is not a pet according to the US Department of Housing and Urban Development and thus cannot be charged pet fees. Don’t mess with Oreo or she’ll break your heart! Handlers: Cute Judy Lee & Elisa Bark…… Continue reading Emotional Support Dog of the Year! Decade! Century!

Touched By Dreaded iPhone Touch Disease!

First diagnosed in 2013 after a homeless man got severely ill after being licked by a totally stir-fried Kentucky Finger-Licking Chicken! In this case, the stupid chicken was a-licking an iPhone screen! You mean to tell me that chickens have tongues! Yes! But only The Infamous Kardashian Chicken known for it’s long protruding twitching tongue,…… Continue reading Touched By Dreaded iPhone Touch Disease!

The Phantom Dog of the Opera: Unmasked!

The Phantom Dog of the Opera, Oreo, pawing at my professional electronic keyboard with some stylist Jazz musical licks toward the end. The human ‘dog puppet master’ just gets in the way in my opinion! View on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/tlbqiMrvVdE The Phantom Dog of the Opera is definitely psychotic. But who really cares. It’s only…… Continue reading The Phantom Dog of the Opera: Unmasked!

Of Weather Forecasting Cats and Licking Dogs!

Cats are said to wash behind their ears before rain. Maybe because of the drop in air pressure. So next time your kitty or Kitty gives it’s ears a good grooming, check out the local weather forecast. Can cats talk? They are believed to have up to 100 vocalization sounds. And cats seem to respond…… Continue reading Of Weather Forecasting Cats and Licking Dogs!