No Cat Burden is Too Heavy to Bare!

That is if you really care! Cats choose us … we don’t own them! Kristen Cast In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this! Terry Prachett HCMORRIS77 says: Give them food and a warm place to sleep…nothing else matters! You’re right on about that. We are easy marks for them….

Sicilian Taxidermist Driver! The Sequel!

Starring a young ‘Rodent’ De Niro and a much younger Jodie Fester: You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Are you talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me?  Well I’m the only one here.  Who the *Fu … (bleep) do you think you’re talkin’ to?…

Of Slobbering Dogs and Plotting Cats!

Just my objective-subjective experience. Or is it just plain stupidity? A dog loves us even though they know we are not a dog. A cat? I’d surely eat you if you were smaller! Dogs are very hyper social pets. Cats are surreptitious psychopets! Dogs will sleep on your bed lovingly anticipating your eventual wake up….

A Beef-Jerky Eating Jungle Jerky Monkey!

An absent-simple-minded simian eating beef jerky and not long for this Earthy! A wolf in the bush anticipating a tasty monkey bushmeat rush! Yes…… Beef jerky and monkey bushmeat are the perfect salty jungle snack. They come in a variety of flavors (teriyaki jerky, anyone?) and have a long shelf life. That is if you…

Spooky Sunday Fun Day!

Three wee lassies: Amy, Pippie and Julie; circa 1974; transfixed at the living room window! Try as they might. What are these lassies looking at so intensely? Things that go ‘knock in the night,’ ghostly frights, stranger things, or something just ‘out of sight?’ The Three Diaper Musketeers! Is this really cute, funny and/or scary?…

The Cute Yellow Cat On the Red Rug Dreaming!

What do cats dream about or better yet scheme about? Maybe their daytime activities, their favorite toys, catching a tasty mouse, or chasing their tails. Just like us, cats use their in sleep to relive the the events of wakefulness so that the brain can process and organize the information. This is why kittens dream…

Coming Soon: The Squirrelly Squirrel Chronicles!

A News Update at 11: The Squirrelly Squirrel Chronicles begins with Adam Squirrel in historic East of Eden Garden State Park located in Point Washington, South of Freeport, Florida. It is then carried forward, almost entirely by geneological lists, down to the founding of the first Kingdom of Nutsville! Chapter 1 is coming to a…

Such a Cute Acupressure Point!

One of God’s cutest acupressure points aimed at healing the heart! Acupressure: A Safe Alternative Therapy Acupressure is a safe and gentle alternative therapy used to relieve symptoms from many common disorders. Unlike some forms of Western medicine, this therapy does not involve the use of any invasive techniques. A skilled practitioner simply uses their…

Just Your Typical Monkey Selfie?

In the Public Domain? A Celebes Black Crested Macaque took a selfie of itself using photographer David Slater’s camera. Look familiar!? Yes! There is only about 1% difference in the DNA of macaques and humans! Well, maybe even less considering the accelerating Devolution of our species! And social media in general and my blog in…

Just a Tail of Two Asses!

Question: How do you really know when your typical ‘run for the hills’ politician is being truly honest and telling the trut’ and nothing but the trut’? Answer: When he is surely dead and on display at his viewing! Worldviews, Politics and Stated Policies Aside! ———— Just A Tail of Two Asses! ************ Moises Ramos…

The Horror! Chimera: The Human Monkey is Here!?

It’s Coming!!!!! No! It may already be here this Election Year! Yes! It’s surely here! 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒 Chimera, the human monkey created by Spanish scientists in China! My thanks to Trumbletimes.com! Already being groomed to run in the Presidential arena in 2045 as a Vervetacrat! But didn’t IT already win in the 2016 Election Year? https://trumbletimes.com/its-coming-spanish-scientists-have-created-human-monkey-chimera-in-china/…

An Odd Ode to Psycho-Cats!

uniqueproductstobuy asks: What Are Cats? Well, to me they seem to be: Cute cuddly self-centered psychopaths with paws that catch birds, mice, other little furry animals play with balls ignore you when you call hate vets, baths, waterfalls and that’s not all! Give me a dog any day give me a frog give me liberty…