Posted in animals, Prose

The Dandy Rough Ruff!

He’s Back!

Just a posh high-fashion wetlands prowler seen across Eurasia. A marsh wader loyal to his lek.

Or is it, he likes to take a leak?

Yes! It’s really ‘independents day’ for this dandy male fellow all fluffed-ruffed and lekking a frightful mock fight.

Yes!

Trying as he might to entice a visiting softer female type on the down-low wetlands prowl for a prospective partner and some feather-dusting copulation.

Or is it wader-pulation?

But this gumboot is not looking for a ‘ruff and tumble, tootie-fruitie’ wife.

No!

Actually, he’s prefers ‘one-night-stand-just-looking-for-a-hottie’ wader types!

Posted in animals, Health, Information

Confessions of an Emotional Support Cat!

Extracts from Esadoctors.com:

https://esadoctors.com/can-cats-emotional-support-animals/

Yes, it may be mostly ‘for the dog’s’ when it comes to service work for people with specific needs. But that doesn’t mean that cats can’t play such a role for people suffering from emotional or mental issues.

Cats (or any other type of animal) can indeed be considered an Emotional Support Animal (ESA). They too can provide love and emotional support to their owners in the same way dogs can. So, let’s explore this topic further.

Emotional Support Cat Requirements:

Have a cat or get a cat maybe by contacting your local ASPCA or Humane Society.

Make sure the therapist knows you do indeed need your cat to give you emotional support.

Get an ESA letter from a licensed therapist.

Contact your landlord and/or airline and provide your ESA letter.

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It is generally true that cats can be more aloof than their canine counterparts. But that does not mean that cats won’t work as an ESA. You may just need to take more time when searching out the perfect candidate.

There are five specific tips on finding a great emotional support feline outlined in the Esadoctors.com link above.

Cats are truly awesome. They too can provide comfort support to those that need it most!

Posted in animals, Politics

A Tail Of Two Asses!

Question:

How do you really know

when your typical

‘run for the hills’ politician

is being

truly honest

and telling the trut’

and nothing

but the trut’?

Answer:

When he is surely dead and on display at his viewing!

Worldviews, Politics and Stated Policies Aside!

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Just A Tail of Two Asses!

Courtesy: Charles Dickbreath

Posted in animals, Art, food

A Sh*tty Sunday Brunch!

This post is an outgrowth or tumor inspired by a couple of my recent posts:

Watch Out! The Birds Have Pooped!

Some Bird Droppings From the Sky!

And yes by Jen-Prairie Sky – Wellness!

A gorilla, monkies and a squirrelly squirrel at the Venice Inn;

An eagle taking an ancient dump;

Walking barefoot through splatters on concrete; and

A monkey carrying a tray of Sunday treats with cherry-topped pigeon dessert!

Brunch Anyone!?