He’s Just a Handy, Dandy, Rough-and-Ready Wader Type!

He’s Surely Back!Just a posh high-fashion wetlands prowler seen across Eurasia. A marsh wader loyal to his lek. Or is it, he likes to take a lek?Yes! It’s really ‘independents day’ for this dandy male fellow all fluffed-ruffed and lekking for a frightful mock fight. Yes!Trying as he might to entice a visiting softer female…… Continue reading He’s Just a Handy, Dandy, Rough-and-Ready Wader Type!

Die Happy With All Your Poems Pigeon-Penned!

Die happywith your boots on and all of your poems pigeon-penned. As the Lone Ranger of Western fame often said to Tonto. Who then stole his boots and chopped off his head! Yes! Enough said about the Lone Ranger’s now lifeless head! ://///: As for his horse, Silver, or was it Scout? Well, Tonto just…… Continue reading Die Happy With All Your Poems Pigeon-Penned!

Aw! A Sunday Surprise Brunch!

Alligators are large, aquatic reptiles.They live in and near water. Alligators are crocodilians in the genus “Alligator” of the family “Alligatoridae.”The crane is in the genus “Goner” of the family “Sagatoriusbrunch!” And this here crane (a real Goner) is just about to become Sunday Brunch! And these ducks? Well, they just look on! Or is…… Continue reading Aw! A Sunday Surprise Brunch!

Yes! Let Us Bless the Rains Down in Africa!

African Animals and Symbols ……… and some Emoticons added for special effect here and there! 💧💦…💧💦…💧💦…💧💦…💧💦…💧💦 Africa! A beautiful and majestic land, rich with lust plant-life and magnificent animals. African animals play a huge part in African culture. Their symbolism can be found throughout countless pieces of art and historical accouterments. Each animal has it’s…… Continue reading Yes! Let Us Bless the Rains Down in Africa!

Really!? It’s 50 Shades of Cat Litter!

A repost: but this time with more arrogance and feeling! And maybe a tad more politically incorrect? I have this theory that dogs were originally from Mars and cats from Venus! Dogs are cute and cuddly as pups and become slobbering, tail-wagging fools as adults. And we all know how much men love slobbering, wagging,…… Continue reading Really!? It’s 50 Shades of Cat Litter!

Them Battling Butterflies, Jittery Rabbits and Squirrelly Squirrels Acting Squirrely!

Yes!We all know the rain does fall from the clouds. And that the morning Sun does shine you see? But as for them butterflies? Well! They do flutter as they battle and fly and attack mail boxes, again you see!? What do you say to an overly religious rabbit zealot all decked out like a…… Continue reading Them Battling Butterflies, Jittery Rabbits and Squirrelly Squirrels Acting Squirrely!

Oreo Ate My Belt!

Oreo will gladly eat most anything you see!Shoes; my belt; socks; wood; tissue paper; grass-laid organic dung; cute stuffed animals; pink rubber animals; green lizards (especially); any creature that flies; those that crawl; those dead! She’ll even lap water out of the toilet bowl (urine optional)! But put some good wholesome food on a plate…… Continue reading Oreo Ate My Belt!

See the Strange Butterfly in That Strange Tree?

Maybe just a bad, strange and/or weird art day!Is that a gorilla arm hanging down that I see!? Yes! An enhanced Mysterious Doodle from the Twilight Zone! Other worldly artistic powers a strange call something is most definitely wrong. What’s the troubling mission? What is your weird vision?A strange butterfly holding a “Disco Man” in…… Continue reading See the Strange Butterfly in That Strange Tree?

No Cat Burden is Too Heavy to Bare!

That is if you really care!Cats choose us … we don’t own them! Kristen Cast In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this! Terry Prachett HCMORRIS77 says: Give them food and a warm place to sleep…nothing else matters! You’re right on about that. We are easy marks for them. You…… Continue reading No Cat Burden is Too Heavy to Bare!

Of Slobbering Dogs and Plotting Cats!

Just my objective-subjective experience. Or is it just plain stupidity?A dog loves us even though they know we are not a dog. A cat? I’d surely eat you if you were smaller! Dogs are very hyper social pets. Cats are surreptitious psychopets! Dogs will sleep on your bed lovingly anticipating your eventual wake up. Cats…… Continue reading Of Slobbering Dogs and Plotting Cats!

A Beef-Jerky Eating Jungle Jerky Monkey!

An absent-simple-minded simian eating beef jerky and not long for this Earthy! A wolf in the bush anticipating a tasty monkey bushmeat rush! Yes…… Beef jerky and monkey bushmeat are the perfect salty jungle snack. They come in a variety of flavors (teriyaki jerky, anyone?) and have a long shelf life. That is if you…… Continue reading A Beef-Jerky Eating Jungle Jerky Monkey!

Spooky Sunday Fun Day!

Three wee lassies: Amy, Pippie and Julie; circa 1974; transfixed at the living room window! Try as they might. What are these lassies looking at so intensely? Things that go ‘knock in the night,’ ghostly frights, stranger things, or something just ‘out of sight?’ The Three Diaper Musketeers!Is this really cute, funny and/or scary? Well,…… Continue reading Spooky Sunday Fun Day!

The Cute Yellow Cat On the Red Rug Dreaming!

What do cats dream about or better yet scheme about? Maybe their daytime activities, their favorite toys, catching a tasty mouse, or chasing their tails. Just like us, cats use their in sleep to relive the the events of wakefulness so that the brain can process and organize the information. This is why kittens dream…… Continue reading The Cute Yellow Cat On the Red Rug Dreaming!

Coming Soon: The Squirrelly Squirrel Chronicles!

A News Update at 11:The Squirrelly Squirrel Chronicles begins with Adam Squirrel in historic East of Eden Garden State Park located in Point Washington, South of Freeport, Florida. It is then carried forward, almost entirely by geneological lists, down to the founding of the first Kingdom of Nutsville! Chapter 1 is coming to a WordPress…… Continue reading Coming Soon: The Squirrelly Squirrel Chronicles!

Such a Cute Acupressure Point!

One of God’s cutest acupressure points aimed at healing the heart! Acupressure: A Safe Alternative TherapyAcupressure is a safe and gentle alternative therapy used to relieve symptoms from many common disorders. Unlike some forms of Western medicine, this therapy does not involve the use of any invasive techniques. A skilled practitioner simply uses their thumbs…… Continue reading Such a Cute Acupressure Point!

Just a Tail of Two Asses!

Question:How do you really know when your typical ‘run for the hills’ politician is being truly honest and telling the trut’ and nothing but the trut’? Answer:When he is surely dead and on display at his viewing! Worldviews, Politics and Stated Policies Aside! ———— Just A Tail of Two Asses!************ Moises Ramos said: What’s funny…… Continue reading Just a Tail of Two Asses!

The Horror! Chimera: The Human Monkey is Here!?

It’s Coming!!!!! No! It may already be here this Election Year! Yes! It’s surely here! 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒 Chimera, the human monkey created by Spanish scientists in China! My thanks to Trumbletimes.com! Already being groomed to run in the Presidential arena in 2045 as a Vervetacrat! But didn’t IT already win in the 2016 Election Year? https://trumbletimes.com/its-coming-spanish-scientists-have-created-human-monkey-chimera-in-china/…… Continue reading The Horror! Chimera: The Human Monkey is Here!?