Oreo the Emotional-Support Emoticon Dog!

Finally! At last! A truly emotional emoticon with real animal magnetism and class! When in doubt include a cute animal. It’s just fog in the headlights. Such is Life!

What Kind of Mutt I Be!?

Yes! What Kind of Mutt I Be? That’s never had real love that’s been spayed hence never laid never had real doggie hugs! ****** What kind of fool I be? Just a barren shell? A lonely dog forced to sleep on a filthy rug ‘a scratching fleas! …… What kind of lips are these? That…

Simply Simple-Minded Saturday!

A silly clown frightened by a Bengal Tiger with fangs attacking a fat grey lamb tied to a Sycamore Tree surrounded by beautiful flowers feeding busy bees next to a rustic ‘Home on a Lake!’ An “Eerie” Great Lake must be! Some random thoughts on Tuesday, July 14, 2016 I estimate for ‘rhyming’ purposes at…

Animals With Serious Issues!

Yes! Serious issues; emotional problems and identity crisis’! Just like us humans! What else can I say!? Open Season on U.S. Postal Workers!

Die Happy With All Your Poems Pigeon-Penned!

Die happy with your boots on and all of your poems pigeon-penned. As the Lone Ranger of Western fame often said to Tonto. Who then the stole his boots and chopped off his head! Yes! Enough said about the Lone Ranger’s now lifeless head! ://///: As for his horse, Silver, or was it Scout? Well,…

A Strange Butterfly in a Strange Tree

Maybe just a bad, strange and/or weird art day! Is that a gorilla arm hanging down that I see!? Yes! An enhanced Mysterious Doodle from the Twilight Zone! Other worldly artistic powers a strange call something is most definitely wrong. What’s the troubling mission? What is your weird vision? A strange butterfly holding a “Disco…

What Then Will Greet Us in Heaven?

Butterflies …. butterflies … zillions of Butterflies!” An infinite number of dogs! Cats? Well! If cuteness accounts for anything, there should be a million or so of them too. Especially if it’s your cat! And you know who you are! And don’t forget those sad, wise owls!

The Earl of Cattshire Commons!

I am Sir Frederick Felix Feline, 9th Earl of Cattshire Commons My litter box does not stink! Like the Queen herself, I even have my own Royal Litter Pooper Scooper! So bow low when you address me and always show me the respect I am due or else I’ll scratch your eyes out! Dare not…

Emotional Support Dog of the Year! Decade! Century!

  Protected by Federal Law to include the federal Fair Housing Act and Air Carrier Access Act. Oreo is not a pet according to the US Department of Housing and Urban Development and thus cannot be charged pet fees. Don’t mess with Oreo or she’ll break your heart! Handlers: Cute Judy Lee & Elisa Bark…

Touched By Dreaded iPhone Touch Disease!

First diagnosed in 2013 after a homeless man got severely ill after being licked by a totally stir-fried Kentucky Finger-Licking Chicken! In this case, the stupid chicken was a-licking an iPhone screen! You mean to tell me that chickens have tongues! Yes! But only The Infamous Kardashian Chicken known for it’s long protruding twitching tongue,…