If only I had known what awaited me that faithful morning when a neighbor saw me walking barefoot to begin my usual uneventful morning stroll:
Watch out! The birds have pooped!”
Yes! If only I could relive that brief moment in time and have heeded that warning instead of going on to walk where ‘no walker had gone before!’ How different my life would have transpired and be at this particilar moment in time!
Yes! Not even Stephen King in his wildest imagination and ‘coked out’ on diet coke could have penned or finger-typed such a dastardly tale as that that awaited me as I casually walked out of my 55-plus complex and onto that innocent sidewalk littered with bird droppings. Bird feces I should have taken heed of and surely avoided!
WOW … Sounds like it’s going to be a horror blast!!!
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If only I had known … !!!
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Thanks for read and reblog!
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Haha! Giggling right now….why are stories about bird poop so funny? 🙂
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Thanks for read!
Yes! Bird poop is funny. But not as funny as, dare I say, squirrelly squirrel shit!
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Hahaha, this is turning out to be a really sh*tty morning!!!
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To coincide with “my sh*tty life!? “
Good title for post or TV series don’t you think?
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Do it! You should write that post lol… 🙂
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Thanks! Will do! No. Will do-do! Or maybe a rehash of my Sunday Brunch posts. This time maybe, My Sh*tty Sunday Brunch!
You are a true inspiration!
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Hahahahaha…omg this is the best comment post ever!!! 🙂
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The posts are in the works…
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As Monty Burns would say in his slightly evil voice….excellent… 🙂
I’m Looking forward to reading them.
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Coming to a post near you……
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Oh No Dad!! What a mess! That sounds terrible!! You should not walk outside barefeet again! 🙂
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Just the intro to a humorous horror story!? Plot unknown at this time!
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Fantastic writing already! Excited to read more:)
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Thanks! In the works…
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I saw a quote or something that says if you walk outside with bare feet, you connect with nature. This is probably nature’s way of telling you it’s got some sense of humor, too.😜
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Ain’t that the shits! Barefoot in the park; barefoot spooking dogs that bark; even Noah and his brood were Holy Barefoot Walkers on that 300 cubits by 30 cubits by 50 cubits Ark!
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Mentioned in new post, Barefoot on the Ark!🤪
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Truly horrifying.
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You’ve been there!? 🥺…😱…🦜💩
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Sans the worn out gray shorts.
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🩳not grey but still worn?
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You could say that.
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Hahaha…bird poop they says is lucky 😉
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Until you step in it!🍀🦤🥀
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Hahaha…I guess so ☺️
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Oops and the beautiful duo smiling at you 😁
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👻💩🎍🐿🦢🦖💩🐥💩🦠📷🗼🚶🏻♂️⛴
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love the happy picture of me and amy….thanks for inclusion!
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👻🙌🏼🌈
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Awesome thriller 👍 Had bird pooped on my head before and shoulder. So it’s better to not have one’s mouth open when looking at the sky, who knows what terrifying thing falls into it. Great post.
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Under is but maybe worse when from above “it came from upper waste”,👽💩
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This is such a cute and creative post! 😀👍
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yes it is!
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