Oreo Ate My Belt!

Oreo will gladly eat most anything you see!

Shoes;

my belt;

socks;

wood;

tissue paper;

grass-laid organic dung;

cute stuffed animals;

pink rubber animals;

green lizards (especially);

any creature that flies;

those that crawl;

those dead!

She’ll even lap water out of the toilet bowl (urine optional)!

But put some good wholesome food on a plate and she’ll crunch up her face and nose and have the expression like…

Do you really expect me to eat this crap?

I do have discriminating tastes you know!

Oh, but she does so love hard salami and pepperoni!

She is Havanese, the national dog of Cuba, developed from the now extinct Blanquito de la Habana.

But she seems to act more like an Italionese!

By Halbarbera

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