Oy Vey Today:
Sorry to announce that Mikey the Fitbit Rabbit died today of a heart attack while jogging! He was only 7 years old and tried his best to live a healthy rabbit lifestyle.
He kept current on the latest in health and nutrition, neuroplasticity, traditional Chinese Medicine, acupressure, Ted Talks, and the New York Yankees baseball statistics!
But he made a fatal mistake and finally went to see a family doctor who prescribed to many meds, ordered procedures and referred him to a Cardiologist. A Cardiologist who immediately prescribed three medications for high blood pressure, took an EKG, performed a Stress Test, said he had Arithmia, A-fib, diarrhea insipidus and Stage 3 hammertoes!
Go figure!
He was a real trooper, top drawer, a cut above the rest! For those that knew him best, one of a kind, out of the box, foxy rabbit!
He will truly be missed! 💦
Especially by Cute Judy Lee, Big Pharma, the prescribing doctor’s, and the one remaining ardent New York Yankees fan!
Sorry Mikey! Nobody has anything to say!
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Deepest condolences to Mikey’s passing. 🐇🐇🐇
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Thank you! A basket of carrots would be welcome!
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Aw 😦
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Thanks! But he’s in a better place! Down, I Mean, Up the Rabbit Hole!
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Bright eyes 🐰
burning like fire
Bright eyes,
how can you close and fail?
How can the light
that burned so brightly
Suddenly burn so pale?
Bright eyes 🐇
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Excellent poem for a rabbit, fit or not!
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Beautiful ❤️
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Deepest condolences
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He will surely be missed!
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❤️
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May he rabbit in peace
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In heavenly Fitbit Peace…
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He will be missed!
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R.I.P. 🐇
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