The Untimely Death of a Blog Rabbit!

Oy Vey Today:

Sorry to announce that Mikey the Fitbit Rabbit died today of a heart attack while jogging! He was only 7 years old and tried his best to live a healthy rabbit lifestyle.

He kept current on the latest in health and nutrition, neuroplasticity, traditional Chinese Medicine, acupressure, Ted Talks, and the New York Yankees baseball statistics!

But he made a fatal mistake and finally went to see a family doctor who prescribed to many meds, ordered procedures and referred him to a Cardiologist. A Cardiologist who immediately prescribed three medications for high blood pressure, took an EKG, performed a Stress Test, said he had Arithmia, A-fib, diarrhea insipidus and Stage 3 hammertoes!

Go figure!

He was a real trooper, top drawer, a cut above the rest! For those that knew him best, one of a kind, out of the box, foxy rabbit!

He will truly be missed! 💦

Especially by Cute Judy Lee, Big Pharma, the prescribing doctor’s, and the one remaining ardent New York Yankees fan!

Need I say more?

By Halbarbera

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