Die happy
with your boots on
and all of your poems
pigeon-penned.
As the Lone Ranger
of Western fame
often said to Tonto.
Who then stole his boots
and chopped off his head!
Yes!
Enough said
about the Lone Ranger’s
now lifeless head!
://///:
As for his horse, Silver, or was it Scout?
Well, Tonto just stuffed his head
after he knew
he too was quite dead!
;/////;
Is this a poem or prose?
Or do I suppose, Tonto,
that I too am
losing my head?
://///;
This cartoon
is not
a likeness of a horse
in any way.
It is a jackass!
Much like the poet
who poorly pigeon-penned
this pathetic, pitiful piece …
as a platitude
aimed at Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA!
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Ahh! Ahh! Very cute!
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The headless wonder!
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Love it! Thanks for sharing!💝🌈
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Thank you for reading.
Take heed though.
Don’t lose you head.
Enough said.
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I love your zany humor. I reckon you’re worth following. Going to check out a few more of your posts 🙂
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Check away
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A repost from March. It is not pathetic!
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Thanks!
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I was glad you referred to Pittsburgh. I was beginning to worry about the whereabouts of my head.
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You left your head in Pittsburgh?
Is it high on a hill calling to you?
LOL
Me? I just left my first wife there: whereabouts unknown.
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bravo.
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Thank you!
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It’s a great poetry. Yes, great.
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WOW…thank you…you made my week!
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😀 de rien 😀
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de gas risueño
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Really, you’re in Pittsburgh? I have a sister and niece in Sewickley.
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Not really…now in South Florida..first wife was from Pittsburgh…with current wife we’re approaching 50th Anniversity!
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Congratulations!
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🎂🍷🤪
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Dad you sure have a way with words!!!!!! 🙂
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👍👍👍
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Love it
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Thank you for view and like!
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My pleasure
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I believe what the Lone Ranger said was ‘hi ho Silver away’.
The guy that played Tonto was born and raised in Ontario, Canada. I believe it was on the Six Nations Reserve.
But the poor pigeon will never write again…hehehehe!
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Right! And Tonto’s final words to the Lone Ranger were:
Me Tonto! You dead Lone Ranger… you greedy pale face Washicun “who steals the fat” no more!
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lol…. 😉
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Nicely written 👍🏻👍🏻loved the poem 😺😺
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Glad you like Pigeon-Penned even thou the Lone Range Pigeon is surely dead.
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When in doubt, send the Jackass grass.
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Roll me over
Roll me over
Roll me over
Through the clover
Smoking grass!
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Have a brownie!
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Is your name Jeffrey …… EPS…. ?
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Do you mean ESPN?
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EPStein, the Billionaire, who nobody knows where he got all that money when all he did was get massages and run around in his underwear.
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Oh, that guy. He killed himself, right?
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Yes!
They took him off suicide watch; he had all kinds of bedsheets and ropes in his cell; the camera facing his cell didn’t work; and the guards whose job was to check his cell every 20 minutes fell asleep and didn’t find him dead for three hours.
Yes! It was a clear case of suicide!
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Obviously!
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gotta write me some poems before I kick the bucket lolol
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Sounds like the beginning of a poem.
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🙂
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🙌🏼…I thank you for the reblog…👻
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