Die Happy With All Your Poems Pigeon-Penned!

Die happy

with your boots on

and all of your poems

pigeon-penned.

As the Lone Ranger

of Western fame

often said to Tonto.

Who then stole his boots

and chopped off his head!

Yes!

Enough said

about the Lone Ranger’s

now lifeless head!

://///:

As for his horse, Silver, or was it Scout?

Well, Tonto just stuffed his head

after he knew

he too was quite dead!

;/////;

Is this a poem or prose?

Or do I suppose, Tonto,

that I too am

losing my head?

://///;

This cartoon

is not

a likeness of a horse

in any way.

It is a jackass!

Much like the poet

who poorly pigeon-penned

this pathetic, pitiful piece …

as a platitude

aimed at Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA!

***********

Go Nittany Lions

By Halbarbera

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44 comments

      1. Yes!

        They took him off suicide watch; he had all kinds of bedsheets and ropes in his cell; the camera facing his cell didn’t work; and the guards whose job was to check his cell every 20 minutes fell asleep and didn’t find him dead for three hours.

        Yes! It was a clear case of suicide!

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