Die Happy With All Your Poems Pigeon-Penned!

Die happy

with your boots on

and all of your poems


As the Lone Ranger

of Western fame

often said to Tonto.

Who then stole his boots

and chopped off his head!


Enough said

about the Lone Ranger’s

now lifeless head!


As for his horse, Silver, or was it Scout?

Well, Tonto just stuffed his head

after he knew

he too was quite dead!


Is this a poem or prose?

Or do I suppose, Tonto,

that I too am

losing my head?


This cartoon

is not

a likeness of a horse

in any way.

It is a jackass!

Much like the poet

who poorly pigeon-penned

this pathetic, pitiful piece …

as a platitude

aimed at Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA!


Go Nittany Lions

By Halbarbera

👉🏻👉🏽👉🏿 The Flippant Side of the Far Side!? ...... Only Tony Spitsarelli's Shadow Really Knows for Sure!


      1. Yes!

        They took him off suicide watch; he had all kinds of bedsheets and ropes in his cell; the camera facing his cell didn’t work; and the guards whose job was to check his cell every 20 minutes fell asleep and didn’t find him dead for three hours.

        Yes! It was a clear case of suicide!

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