How’s My Cowlick, You Ask?

Well! Sometimes it’s bigger than my bulbous nose! But never sweeter than my bulbous gas!

My significant other says I look like an udder disgrace!

The Horrors of Global Belching:

The world’s 1.5 billion cows and billions of other grazing animals emit dozens of polluting gases, including lots of methane. Two-thirds of all ammonia comes from cows. They emit a massive amount of methane through belching, with a lesser amount through flatulence.

(That word always sounds like a social disorder to me. It was first identified in Jolly Olde England in regards to Sir Lancelot, who was subsequently jokingly referred to as Sir Lancelittle.)

Belching politicians are a close second!

Statistics vary regarding how much methane the average dairy cow expels. Some experts say 100 liters a day (or about 26 to 53 gallons), while others say it’s up to 500 liters (about 132 gallons) a day. In any case, that’s a lot of gas, an amount produced by a car in a day and the average politician in a week.

(Multiple Sources and Some Stink!)

Cows in the grass mooing, belching, and otherwise passing gas! And to think they even have to silently suffer mutations, cow tippings and udder destruction!

Please: Let Lickin’ Cows Lie…

By Halbarbera

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