Well! Sometimes it’s bigger than my bulbous nose! But never sweeter than my bulbous gas!
My significant other says I look like an udder disgrace!
The Horrors of Global Belching:
The world’s 1.5 billion cows and billions of other grazing animals emit dozens of polluting gases, including lots of methane. Two-thirds of all ammonia comes from cows. They emit a massive amount of methane through belching, with a lesser amount through flatulence.
(That word always sounds like a social disorder to me. It was first identified in Jolly Olde England in regards to Sir Lancelot, who was subsequently jokingly referred to as Sir Lancelittle.)
Belching politicians are a close second!
Statistics vary regarding how much methane the average dairy cow expels. Some experts say 100 liters a day (or about 26 to 53 gallons), while others say it’s up to 500 liters (about 132 gallons) a day. In any case, that’s a lot of gas, an amount produced by a car in a day and the average politician in a week.
(Multiple Sources and Some Stink!)
Now The Mysterious Blabberer? 
Sooo…
Do we need to get rid of cows? I sure hope not! Love their milk and meat too!
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No! Give them Gas-X🌬
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LOL 😀
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Lol. 😂
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🐄🌬🙌🏽……thank you!
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Gassy heifers 🐄 moo moo and release ☢⚠️
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Right!
Cows
in the grass
passing gas
mooing
belching
farting
away
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Eat & release
Relief & toxicity
Heifer happenings in the pasture of green
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Poor cows. As if their lives aren’t miserable enough.
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They even have to suffer alien mutations, cow tippings and udder destruction
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😱
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No way it takes a politician a week to make that much gas. Maybe an hour?
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Now ……
you 👈🏻
really know
what’s up 👆🏾
or down; 👇🏽
right 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
or wrong; 🔥🔥🔥
smells 👃🏼
like
a rose; 🌷
or
reeks 🤮
of gas!🌒💨
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Totally a matter of opinion whether more gas comes from a donkey’s ass or an elephants proboscis. That’s a discussion I dare not enter.
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Then who …… ?
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Says the Owl.
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🦉👊🏽
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A lot of interesting info to chew on about those likable belching heifers!
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Don’t go all cud-ly on me!
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“🎶Methane all around my brain🎶”
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Wasn’t that a country farm song recorded by the ‘Dixie Cow Chics?’
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Could be they did a cover version
of that Bulbous Bovine classic 🤔
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Have to look that up for sure!
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😱Woah😱
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Let licking cows lie …
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This is such a funny and informative post! You have a very creative way of sharing facts and feelings. 🙂
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Thank you 🤗
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